Ridiculous Early Kingdom Come V Match Card Predictions

[Thriller Ant]

Plus, there's nothing saying he couldn't be in KFAD if he is still Elite X Champion.

 

[Da Prophet]

Here's something unusual. Trust Crock and Creative to come up with something else. This isnt any PPV. It's Kingdom Come, so it's going to be special. I dont think him dropping the belt for KFAD is going to help him at all.

I know one plan that was being mooted, that I was pretty against but it would be pretty different.

Last year at Kingdom Come the challenger for the Elite X Championship was decided by a triple threat in the last week. That's not exactly something special.

The year before that the Elite X Championship was a triple threat where Thriller was thrown into the match because he had nothing to do on the card.

It's not looking good for the title this year going off the record.

 

[Ty Burna]

Come forth, Sir Burna.

Next round work for you?

 

[Harthan]

We were thinking of the Elite X champion defending the title on the pre show vs Joe Dirt.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I don't think you need a heel or face for this match. It's about history and the end of a rivarly that has been going on since 2011. The scores are even with a victory for Cooper and a victory for Bowen. It'll be two years since their match at Kingdom Come III so that adds another element. The other big thing is that I'm leaving after Kingdom Come. Having Bowen/Cooper III would be the perfect way to end Cooper's career.

If you leave who will call out Falkon for being terrible?

 

[The Crock]

Next round work for you?

Let's do it.

 

[BK Styles]

Sod it, let's have a go...

(for the purpose of this, I'm going to assume that Rush retains the Eurasian title in our eventual title match)

Pre-Show
Battle Royal - winner is added to the Mayhem Title match
Jimmy Flynn vs Connor Reese vs Thrash vs Dustin Hunter vs Donny J (that's Milenko's character, right?)


Opening Match
Mayhem Championship - GAUNTLET
Vega (c) vs Sandy Deserts vs Brent Blaze vs Pre-Show winner


2nd Match
Last Man Standing
Drake Callahan vs El Califa Dragon
* if Dragon loses, he has to unmask.


3rd Match
Elite X Championship
Mick Overlast (c) vs Ricky Runn


4th Match
Leather Whip on a Pole Match
Krypto vs Mister Alhazred


5th Match
Eurasian Championship
Rush (c) vs Celeste


6th Match
KING FOR A DAY
Barbosa vs Sam Smith vs Triple X vs SHIT vs Chris KO vs Mason Westhoff


7th Match
Tag Team Championship TLC
Bearded Gents (c) vs The Empire vs Action Saxton/Saboteur


8th Match
Three Stages of Hell (Normal Match, Street Fight, I Quit Match)
Mikey Stormrage vs Grand Mystique


MAIN EVENT
WZCW Championship
Steven Holmes (c) vs Constantine vs David Cougar

 

[Ty Burna]

Let's do it.

Excellent.

I'll need to clear a spot on my wall for another accolade.

 

[The Crock]

Excellent.

I'll need to clear a spot on my wall for another accolade.

Losing to me has become that much of an honor, eh?

 

[Thriller Ant]

Sod it, let's have a go...

(for the purpose of this, I'm going to assume that Rush retains the Eurasian title in our eventual title match)

See, you forgot the part where I win the belt in the eventual title match, partner.

 

[Daniel]

Action Saxton vs. Saboteur. Twice in a lifetime.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I want a title match. Elite X would be nice, to keep with last year. If not, any title will do

 

[BK Styles]

See, you forgot the part where I win the belt in the eventual title match, partner.

If by win you mean get kicked in the face and pinned by yours truly, then yes. Yes I did

 

[Thriller Ant]

If by win you mean get kicked in the face and pinned by yours truly, then yes. Yes I did

You should be more grateful. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even have this match.

 

[Dave]

Personally, a four way match between Triple X, Showtime, Constantine and Holmes would be epic. They've been joined in so many ways throughout the year, title or no title.

 

[BK Styles]

You should be more grateful. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even have this match.

You picked up a guy who was about to fall unconscious due to the boot I placed with incredible accuracy on his chin.

Then again, I will concede, you do have the singles-title experience to be a real threat here.

Oh, wait...

 

[Ty Burna]

Losing to me has become that much of an honor, eh?

I need another shiny belt. K.O. jacked all my expensive prized replicas.

 

[BK Styles]

Personally, a four way match between Triple X, Showtime, Constantine and Holmes would be epic. They've been joined in so many ways throughout the year, title or no title.

If I got to pick my ideal 'dream' match to be in, it'd be this right here. Can't see how it'd happen, and I don't think I'd deserve it just yet, but I'd be so up for this.

 

[Thriller Ant]

You picked up a guy who was about to fall unconscious due to the boot I placed with incredible accuracy on his chin.

Then again, I will concede, you do have the singles-title experience to be a real threat here.

Oh, wait...

Ouch. I can't wait to make you the first one to suffer The Wrath of the Almighty. You'll wish you'd stayed at home fighting with your dad.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Krypto vs El Califa Dragon.

If Dragon loses, he unmasks. If Krypto loses, he takes off the suit to reveal he's actually Mickey Rooney.

 

[The Crock]

I need another shiny belt. K.O. jacked all my expensive prized replicas.

WZCW.com sells a fine replica title, though it's a bit on the expensive side.

 

[Ty Burna]

WZCW.com sells a fine replica title, though it's a bit on the expensive side.

Please. I didn't buy my replicas from WZCW.com, I went straight to the company that built the originals and had new ones completely made. My "replica" World Title costs 10x more then the actual belt Showtime carries around.

 

[BK Styles]

Ouch. I can't wait to make you the first one to suffer The Wrath of the Almighty. You'll wish you'd stayed at home fighting with your dad.

Don't forget to ask Grand Mystique for permission to leave the house first.

 

[The Crock]

Please. I didn't buy my replicas from WZCW.com, I went straight to the company that built the originals and had new ones completely made. My "replica" World Title costs 10x more then the actual belt Showtime carries around.

No wonder the alcohol fund is dwindling.

 

[Ty Burna]

No wonder the alcohol fund is dwindling.

I made some sound investments, I'm getting a nice return on the money. I replenished the vault just yesterday in fact. To ensure no one followed, I threw the complete MLP DVD collection to the other side of the Creative room so Falk, Yaz, and Harthan all disappeared, a bottle of Crown Royal to satiate Showtime, and Funkay took under the table cash to hand me the world title if he were to win it on the condition he stays away from the vault and publicy denies knowing any existence of it.