Review A Film In One Sentence

[Rockmeister]

The Messengers: For an alleged horror film, this ranked down there with The Blair Witch Project as being horrifically overrated and flat-out boring.

 

[tbglover]

Black Snake Moan: A movie that was pointless.
Lars and the Real Girl: Could have been really bad but was really good.
No Country For Old Men: The ending left something to be desired but overall it was f'n awesome.

 

[hbk&triple h]

30 Days of Night- A brilliant movie that sets the standard for vampire movies that will keep you glued to the screen and actually scared the shit out of me.

Halloween(remake)-The best horror film to come out in years in my opinion and I don't see why it gets the reviews it does because it tells a great story of the beginning of Myers and ends with a bang.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I Am Legend - Not as good as 28 Days Later but it made me very sad.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I Am Legend: The best Will Smith movie of all time.

 

[Shua]

The Simpsons Movie: Something that easily could've been cut down to half an hour and be used as a regular episode on TV.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Golden Compass: Total crap, It even bored my 4 year old.

I Am Legend: Can't believe I got my daughter in to see that, stupid Odeon staff.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Little Man - Funny but predictable, you wouldn't be able to watch it more than once.

 

[Agrex]

Final Destination 3: Pretty good horror film, prevented me from going on another roller coasters.

 

[Derf]

Superbad - Funny movie if it's your cup of tea, really caught the real mind of most teenage boys.

 

[Bentallica]

Beowulf-Paced very well, great action flick with a bad ending.

I Am Legend-Great film, very satisfying ending.

One Missed Call-Laughed all the way through, not even remotely thrilling, glad I saw it for free cause I wouldnt pay to watch it (Chicks thought it was scary, though).

 

[brahma62]

Kung-Pow - A comedy movie that is not funny in anyway, shape, or form

The Kingdom - Great movie with a gripping plot and amazing ending

 

[Stalker-Steve]

Candyman-Alright, not really scarry, confusing and makes you think.

 

[Conor *Charmismo*]

Bourne Ultimatum - Great Film, only works if you have seen previous films though, Great ending.

 

[Agrex]

Juno - Expected nopthing big, and got nothing, overall though it's a reasonably good film.

 

[HBK-aholic]

P.S, I love you - Great book, but as a film doesn't work due to lack of emotion.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Alien vs. Predator 2 - best film I have ever seen, particularly when the love interest is unexpectedly killed.

 

[MissMoonsault]

Cloverfield - It made me sick to my stomach with motion sickness so badly that I had to leave the theatre.

 

[Agrex]

Meet the Spartans - Overall a funny movie, like most movies of this type (i.e Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie...) it's funny, but they take the jokes to far, and become stupid.

 

[Enigmania]

Epic Movie - slap yourself and regret ever thinking that this might've been a good movie.

 

[Agrex]

I Am Legend - Pretty good film, in my opinion, this was really interesting, and for once don't regret spending $10.00.

 

[figure4]

The Condemned: Santino Marella was right.

 

[HBK-aholic]

See No Evil - As boring as the rest of the wrestlers films.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

american history x- it was a great movie , got it for 9 bucks in the opened bin at the movie store uptown!

 

[thecruiser]

A bunch of movies I've seen recently

The Marine: No comment...

The Condemned: Despite what Santino said, The Condemned was a good movie (except when Stone Cold was in the scene).

Cloverfield: Great movie, tons of action and suspense, but it almost made me puke several times.

Hitman: Miserably boring, but decent acting.

Shoot 'Em Up: Amazing, action-packed, carrot murder movie.

Transformers: Sick movie if you're bored and wanna watch shit get blown up by robots.

Pearl Harbour: Pure, rotting shit, with the only good part being when the Japs attack.

Titanic: See "Pearl Harbour", but replace the Japs with an iceberg.

Saw: In my top four favourite movies with Cloverfield, Crank, and Superbad.

The Simpsons Movie: Almost like a really long, better-animated episode, where Bart's wang is shown and Otto is seen hitting a bong.

Live Free or Die Hard: AWESOME movie, and you all can go kiss a dick if you think Bruce Willis is too old.

No Country For Old Men: Fantastic movie, but has a horrible ending.

Juno: Great little movie, good dry humour, if not a little dull.

Crank: I've seen this movie four times sober, four times baked, and every time it gets better.

The Comebacks: Worst movie ever made ever (Fell asleep during the 80s dance scene).

Superbad: Best movie ever made ever (seen it 10 times; you could say I'm a fan).