Review A Film In One Sentence

[A.J.]

The Marine: Great Action Movie with some of the best acting ever done by Cena

 

[Slyfox696]

^ wow long sentence there Sly.

Thanks

The Marine: A damn fine movie, showing the versatile abilities of John Cena, not only in a fighting capacity, but also in an acting capacity as well with many humerous parts scattered throughout, such as the scene when he works as the security guard and throws the guy out the window, and while I don't remember exactly what it is that I found so amusing about it, I know it was funny, but the Marine also showed the John Cena doesn't just overcome the odds in the ring either, but he can do it in real life, and if you ask me, one day John Cena will overcome the odds once again and become President of the United States, and what a glorious day that will be and if terrorists ever want to bomb the United States again, President Cena can stand in front of them and say, "If you want some, come get some".

 

[Colamania]

Shrek the Third: Poor excuse for Shrek, thoroughly disapointing.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Marine: Entertaining popcorn shit, Cena looks constipated throughout though.

 

[TheRealDC]

Red Eye:Brilliant movie, Cillian Murphy is so badass.

 

[Lil Wes]

Shrek The 3rd:Very disapointing film,i expected more!! also whoever makes these shrek movies...no more

 

[X]

Reno 911!: The Movie - Meh, all you can say about it, is meh all right there are a few funny moments and The Rock has a nice cameo, but overall this movie will bore you to tears most likely but still something fun to watch when wasted.

 

[The not-so Great Khali]

Debbie Does Dallas - What a wankfest of a movie, my cock was sick 12 twelves times during it (plus once during the end credits).

 

[X]

Debbie Does Dallas? That's some old-school porn right there man...I didn't think kids today wanked it to old school stuff like that..

Hamburger Hill - Meh, decent but waaaaay too preachy the entire movie feels like a propaganda film that does nothing but talk shit about hippies and anyone who would dare criticize the Vietnam war, if you like war movies, it's good, but not worth a second viewing.

 

[Prax]

Madagascar: Has it's moments but has absolutely no plot and it absolutely sucks having to watch it 3 times in a row.

 

[wotdoiput]

Toy Story A very enjoyable kids movie, that adults can watch as well and enjoy. However does get sickening when its the only thing your nephew will allow you to watch.

 

[X]

Live Free or Die Hard - Great way to cap off the franchise with a ton of explosions and awesomeness, great actors like Justin Long & Timothy Olyphant, the best cameo ever by Kevin Smith and yes people he DOES say Yippie Ky-Aye Motherfucker!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Barb Wire: Pam Anderson wouldn't be able to pull me. Horrible creature.

 

[JoshK1985]

The Village...

Good movie but M. Night Shamalyn fucked it up with the ending, so go to hell M.Night you piece of shit.

 

[Lil Wes]

When a Stranger Calls..

Ok this movie plain sucked i watched it earlier today expecting a decent thriller type movie...and it bored me too death although the Girl in the starring role was pretty hot..but overall bad movie

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Da Vinci Code: I love Audrey Tautou, seriously I would die for her. Film: Meh.

 

[Prax]

The Da Vinci Code: I love Audrey Tautou, seriously I would die for her. Film: Meh.

That's 2 sentences. Banned.

Apocalypse Now: Best war film ever made, I love how it's completely about the characters and nothing about the war.

 

[Shocky]

Transformers: Great Popcorn flick and typical summer movie, would have been a ton better if it was just robots and no horrible actors.

 

[JoshK1985]

American Pie: Naked Mile

It is actually a good movie with a bunch of no name actors in it and it is fairly short,funny, and has lots of tits in it.

 

[X]

Black Snake Moan - Best fucking movie I've seen all year aside from The Last King Of Scotland, totally amazing in every sense of the word, go see it ASAP, just so crazy good, amazing acting, and the blues music in it that is performed in part by Samuel L. Jackson is fucking astoundingly good and creepy, seriously, go see this right now, Craig Brewer is a new god of filmmaking.

 

[Mr.Kennedy]

Agree with Shockmaster, saw transformers last weekend.....AWESOMELY AMAZINGLY GOOD........LY......

 

[wotdoiput]

The Illusionist: Good movie, but not as good as The Prestige which came out at roughly the same time. Edward Norton is a gun and Id shag Jessica Biel, but the ending was alittle to predictable. Otherwise good movie.

 

[A.J.]

Chuck & Larry: Hilarious dont listen to those bogus reviews it was one word HILARIOUS

 

[Shocky]

Order of the Phoenix: Haven't read any of the books, hated the first two movies, but honestly, this movie has me wanting to see the next two, the new director is bad ass and it is getting very dark.

 

[Slyfox696]

Chuck & Larry: Hilarious dont listen to those bogus reviews it was one word HILARIOUS

I totally agree. Movie was hilarious.


The Bourne Identity: Has Matt Damon in it, so it has to be amazing.