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Review A Film In One Sentence

Y 2 Jake

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Obvioulsy this is a spam thread. But only to a degree. Posts like good, bad & shit dont count.

Shrek The Third: When compared to the other two this is terrible, the kid liked it though.
 
Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer: great movie that is far better than the first one, loads of humor and action
 
1408: Suspenseful, full of action, great ending and all you would expect from a movie based on a Stephen King story.
 
Hey I saw 1408 this weekend as well. Was very disappointed.

1408: Not what I was expecting, good movie and all but it felt like they took the scariest parts and put them in the trailer(as well as some parts in the trailer that weren't even in the movie).
 
Norbit: Eddie Murphy should never be allowed to be on TV or in any Movie Ever again, Charlie has all of the talent now.
 
Batman Begins: Best British film EVER.

Before anyone mentions it:

Chris Nolan: English
Christan Bale: Welsh
Michael Caine: English
Cillian Murphy: Irish
Gary Oldman: English
Tom Wilkinson: English
Liam Neeson: Irish
Katie Holmes: Who gives a shit?

Filmed: In England
 
Transformers: Great Movie dispite Michael Bays refusal to use a VW for Bumblebee.

Just want to take a moment. VW actually said they didn't want to take part in Transformers because they want to distance themselves from anything "war related." However, because fan boys would probably complain they allowed Michael Bay to use the VW Bug that was placed beside the Camero that Bumblebee was.
 
Corpse bride: complete and utter horse, pig and bull**** (it was too bad to limit it to merely one farmyard animal

Spiderman 3: the worst films i have seen since corpse bride.
 
Corpse bride: complete and utter horse, pig and bull**** (it was too bad to limit it to merely one farmyard animal

Spiderman 3: the worst films i have seen since corpse bride.

His favorite movie was Road House.
 
^ totally agree with you on that one Jake.

300: Totally shit, gave me a headache, disappointing.
 
Van Wilder: Party Liasion: Funny as hell, can just watch this movie over and over.

Euro Trip: PLease see above post, gave us the brillant song Scotty doesnt know!
 
Nightmare Before Christmas: Tim Burton at his best! Thanks for Mr Jack!

on a side note, nice niece who has never seen the film before recognised Mr Jack!
 
Transformers: Amazing popcorn flick with crazy special effects, perfect summer popcorn movie that'll entertain your balls off.
 
Good Will Hunting: One of my favorite movies ever because it has one of my favorite actors ever in Matt Damon, who is my favorite because of roles like this one in which he plays the uber intelligent Will Hunting, a man who has serious emotional and psychological problems despite being one of the most brilliant men in the world, and his only chance to free himself from his problems is by opening up to a psychologist, played by Robin Williams, who is different from all other psychologists and is willing to go the extra mile to help Will, who not only has to deal with psychologists, the law, and mathematics professors, but also a relationship with a girl (which is played by his real life girlfriend at the time in Minnie Driver, a cute girl, but not good enough for Matt) who challenges him to be more than what he is, not intellectually but emotionally and trys to get Will to overcome his emotional abandonment issues, all of which tie together to make one of the greatest movies I have ever seen, a movie that was actually written by both Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, which in some ways sucks because it means Ben Affleck has to be in the movie as well, but it is one of Ben's better jobs of acting, and Damon's performance is simply incredible, as is Robin Williams's and I highly recommend each and everyone of the people reading this one sentence review to go out and buy, not rent, this movie, because you will be super glad that you did, or at least I know I am glad I bought this movie because I watch it all the time and nearly have the whole movie memorized because it is that good.
 
^ wow long sentence there Sly.

The Marine: Best move ever, starring the best wrestler and actor ever. Thats right folks. John Cena!!!

ok seriously know. The Marine sucked I want the hour that I watched of it back!
 

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