Survivor Series 1990 is a mixed bag. On the one hand you have the debut of The Undertaker, on the other hand you have the debut of The Gobbeldy Gooker. On the one hand you have the incredibly underrated Grande Finale concept, on the other hand you have the incredibly poorly booked Grande Finale match. And on the one hand you have arguably the the two most perfect Survivor Series teams facing each other in The Warriors vs The Perfect Team match which included The Ultimate Warrior, The Road Warriors and The Modern Day Warrior Kerry Von Erich vs Mr.Perfect and the 3 man Demolition trio. But on the other hand you had the worst Surivor Series match in history featuring Sargent Slaughter and some camoflauge painted jobbers facing Tito Santana, a babyface Volkoff and the comedy bushwackers. So here's my attempt to keep what worked and fix what was broken. That being said I am going to split up the awesome Warriors vs Perfect Team match as keeping it exactly the same would just be plagiarism and pretty boring fantasy booking. But don't worry, if you liked the all Warrior team they may end up together anyway. Hint hint. Grande Finale. Hint. Hint.
THE LEIGON OF TEAMS
The Road Warriors, The Hart Foundation, The Rockers
VS
THE DEMOLITION CREW
Demolition: Ax, Smash, Crush and The Orient Express: Kato, Sato, Tanaka
w. Mr.Fuji
(Orginally I went with LOD and The Harts vs Demoltion and The Orient Express. But that wouldn't work because Demolition had 3 members and I want all 3 in the match. But then I remembered that Kato was a 3rd member of the Orient Express. Although he didn't debut until a week or so after The Surivivor Series, if he had debuted sooner that would have given Mr.Fuji a second trio. Then you can add The Rockers to make it 6 om 6.
SURVIVORS: The Road Warriors
(It was the ppv debut of the most popular tag team in wrestling, having them lose in such a lazy double DQ fashion as they did at this event was a real waste. They should win their ppv debut. Demoltion had feuded with the Harts and LOD since the summer, while The Rockers and The Orient Express always put on excellent matches. This would be an amazing match to kickoff the show. Hawk and Animal advance to the grande finale.)
THE PERFECT TEAM
Mr. Perfect, Rick Rude, Rick Martel, Million Dollar Man, The Macho King
VS
THE ULTIMATE TEAM
Ultimate Warrior, Texas Tornado, Jake Roberts, Dusty Rhodes, Dustin Rhodes
(I am aware that Rick Rude left the WWF just prior to this event. But he actually was booked to compete at the event. So it's okay to include him in the buildup to the match. However if he still ends up leaving then you can just replace him with Virgil. It's definitely a dowgrade, but it makes sense booking wise since Virgil and Dibiase were in a feud with The Rhodes family. You could even have Virgil inadvertanly get Dibiase eliminated, thus planting the seeds for their eventual split. So either way the match works out fine.)
This match combines several major feuds from 1990. Warrior vs Rude, Warrior vs Savage, Warrior vs Perfect, Perfect vs Tornado, Tornado vs Dibiase, (Dibiase cost Tornado the IC title just prior to the event which didn't make much sense since they didn't go anywhere with it however it would have made perfect sense if they were on opposing Surivor Series teams), Dibiase vs The Rhodes family, Dibiase vs Jake, and Jake vs Martel. The tandom of Perfect, Rude, Martel, Dibiase and Savage would have arguably been the greatest villian team in Survivor Series history.
SURVIVORS: Warrior and Tornado
THE DARKSIDE
The Undertaker, The Warlord, Power and Glory
vs
TEAM LEFTOVERS
The Superfly, Tito Santana, The Bushwackers
(ok that wouldn't be there real name, but it is a good Thanksgiving pun and they are the last of the babyfaces)
(Undertaker is still the mystery partner. Only instead of Ted Dibiase introducing him, which in retrospect makes very little sense seeing as how the characters have nothing in common, Undertaker could have simply been introduced by the legendary Howard Finkel. This only reason I even put this match on the card is because the babyfaces are simply 4 jobbers for The Undertaker to tombstone and elminate one by one. Lambs being fed to the slaughter. Undertaker should have debuted with more of an impact then getting counted out, which is what they did. Have him win. Not just win. But eliminate every single guy on the other side.
SURVIVORS: The entire Darkside team
It is now 4 vs 4 in the grande finale which makes the last match that much more pivotal as whoever surives this will sway the advantage to one side or the other for either the heroes or the villians.
THE HULKAMANIACS
Hulk Hogan, Tugboat, Big Bossman, Hacksaw & Volkoff
VS
THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE
Sgt.Slaughter, Earthquake, Dino Bravo, Haku & Barbarian
SURVIVOR: Sgt.Slaughter.
I was never a fan of Slaughter vs Hogan at Mania. But if that's the directin you're going, and you plan on having Slaughter vs Warrior at The Royal Rumble, why not set everything in motion at this event? Instead they had Slaughter lose to Tito Santana. I'm not kidding. Yet he still somehow became #1 contender 2 months later. That makes no sense. Much like LOD, this was Slaughters ppv debut and they stuck there new big heel in a nothing match filled with jobbers and had him lose. Why not have him cheat to beat the beloved Hogan?
GRANDE FINALE
THE WARRIORS
The Ultimate Warrior, The Modern Day Warrior Von Erich, The Road Warriors
vs
THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE
Sgt.Slaughter, The Undertaker, The Warlord, Power and Glory
(Now this would have been a better Grande Finale. A Hoganless grande finale. No need for Hogan to win every event. Here we still get the awesome all Warrior team plus new villians Slaughter and Taker get there main event run off on the right foot.)
-Warrior eliminates Warlord
-LOD eliminate Power & Glory
-Undertaker eliminates Hawk
-Undertaker elimnates Animal
-Undertaker eliminates VonErich
-Warrior eliminates Sgt.Slaughter via dq when Slaughter hits him with the Iraqi flag.
-Undertaker eliminates an unconscious Warrior via a tombstone.
The SOUL Survivor: The Undertaker
(Post Match: Taker and Slaughter two on one Warrior after. Hogan makes the save to even the odds. Villians high tail out of the ring. Hogan coming out sends the crowd home happy as the good guys stand tall but the villians get the win which is important moving forward.)
So there you have it. What I feel is a vastly imporved event.
Also, no f*cking Gobbeldy Gooker!!
THE LEIGON OF TEAMS
The Road Warriors, The Hart Foundation, The Rockers
VS
THE DEMOLITION CREW
Demolition: Ax, Smash, Crush and The Orient Express: Kato, Sato, Tanaka
w. Mr.Fuji
(Orginally I went with LOD and The Harts vs Demoltion and The Orient Express. But that wouldn't work because Demolition had 3 members and I want all 3 in the match. But then I remembered that Kato was a 3rd member of the Orient Express. Although he didn't debut until a week or so after The Surivivor Series, if he had debuted sooner that would have given Mr.Fuji a second trio. Then you can add The Rockers to make it 6 om 6.
SURVIVORS: The Road Warriors
(It was the ppv debut of the most popular tag team in wrestling, having them lose in such a lazy double DQ fashion as they did at this event was a real waste. They should win their ppv debut. Demoltion had feuded with the Harts and LOD since the summer, while The Rockers and The Orient Express always put on excellent matches. This would be an amazing match to kickoff the show. Hawk and Animal advance to the grande finale.)
THE PERFECT TEAM
Mr. Perfect, Rick Rude, Rick Martel, Million Dollar Man, The Macho King
VS
THE ULTIMATE TEAM
Ultimate Warrior, Texas Tornado, Jake Roberts, Dusty Rhodes, Dustin Rhodes
(I am aware that Rick Rude left the WWF just prior to this event. But he actually was booked to compete at the event. So it's okay to include him in the buildup to the match. However if he still ends up leaving then you can just replace him with Virgil. It's definitely a dowgrade, but it makes sense booking wise since Virgil and Dibiase were in a feud with The Rhodes family. You could even have Virgil inadvertanly get Dibiase eliminated, thus planting the seeds for their eventual split. So either way the match works out fine.)
This match combines several major feuds from 1990. Warrior vs Rude, Warrior vs Savage, Warrior vs Perfect, Perfect vs Tornado, Tornado vs Dibiase, (Dibiase cost Tornado the IC title just prior to the event which didn't make much sense since they didn't go anywhere with it however it would have made perfect sense if they were on opposing Surivor Series teams), Dibiase vs The Rhodes family, Dibiase vs Jake, and Jake vs Martel. The tandom of Perfect, Rude, Martel, Dibiase and Savage would have arguably been the greatest villian team in Survivor Series history.
SURVIVORS: Warrior and Tornado
THE DARKSIDE
The Undertaker, The Warlord, Power and Glory
vs
TEAM LEFTOVERS
The Superfly, Tito Santana, The Bushwackers
(ok that wouldn't be there real name, but it is a good Thanksgiving pun and they are the last of the babyfaces)
(Undertaker is still the mystery partner. Only instead of Ted Dibiase introducing him, which in retrospect makes very little sense seeing as how the characters have nothing in common, Undertaker could have simply been introduced by the legendary Howard Finkel. This only reason I even put this match on the card is because the babyfaces are simply 4 jobbers for The Undertaker to tombstone and elminate one by one. Lambs being fed to the slaughter. Undertaker should have debuted with more of an impact then getting counted out, which is what they did. Have him win. Not just win. But eliminate every single guy on the other side.
SURVIVORS: The entire Darkside team
It is now 4 vs 4 in the grande finale which makes the last match that much more pivotal as whoever surives this will sway the advantage to one side or the other for either the heroes or the villians.
THE HULKAMANIACS
Hulk Hogan, Tugboat, Big Bossman, Hacksaw & Volkoff
VS
THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE
Sgt.Slaughter, Earthquake, Dino Bravo, Haku & Barbarian
SURVIVOR: Sgt.Slaughter.
I was never a fan of Slaughter vs Hogan at Mania. But if that's the directin you're going, and you plan on having Slaughter vs Warrior at The Royal Rumble, why not set everything in motion at this event? Instead they had Slaughter lose to Tito Santana. I'm not kidding. Yet he still somehow became #1 contender 2 months later. That makes no sense. Much like LOD, this was Slaughters ppv debut and they stuck there new big heel in a nothing match filled with jobbers and had him lose. Why not have him cheat to beat the beloved Hogan?
GRANDE FINALE
THE WARRIORS
The Ultimate Warrior, The Modern Day Warrior Von Erich, The Road Warriors
vs
THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE
Sgt.Slaughter, The Undertaker, The Warlord, Power and Glory
(Now this would have been a better Grande Finale. A Hoganless grande finale. No need for Hogan to win every event. Here we still get the awesome all Warrior team plus new villians Slaughter and Taker get there main event run off on the right foot.)
-Warrior eliminates Warlord
-LOD eliminate Power & Glory
-Undertaker eliminates Hawk
-Undertaker elimnates Animal
-Undertaker eliminates VonErich
-Warrior eliminates Sgt.Slaughter via dq when Slaughter hits him with the Iraqi flag.
-Undertaker eliminates an unconscious Warrior via a tombstone.
The SOUL Survivor: The Undertaker
(Post Match: Taker and Slaughter two on one Warrior after. Hogan makes the save to even the odds. Villians high tail out of the ring. Hogan coming out sends the crowd home happy as the good guys stand tall but the villians get the win which is important moving forward.)
So there you have it. What I feel is a vastly imporved event.
Also, no f*cking Gobbeldy Gooker!!