SURVIVOR SERIES 1992
MAIN EVENT
THE HITMEN:
Bret Hitman Hart/ Randy Savage/ Marty Jannetty/ British Bulldog
vs
THE NATURE BOYS:
Ric Flair/ Razor Ramon/ Shawn Michaels/ Mr. Perfect
BUILDUP: Flair defeated Savage for the WWF title in September due to interference from Razor Ramon. Flair then lost the title to Bret Hart in October. Bret meanwhile had dropped the IC title to Bulldog who then went on to drop it to Shawn Michaels. Shawn meanwhile had adopted Sherri (Macho's old manager) as his new valet wwhile his old tag team partner Marty Jannetty had just returned to the WWF looking for revenge. Mr.Perfect was also making his comeback to the ring at this event. All of these guys are interwined someway or another around this time and all 8 are among the best wrestlers of the early 90s. This could have possibly been the best pure talent ever assembled for two Surivvor Series teams.
There are a few holes in this otherwise perfect plot though. Most notably that Bulldog was released from the WWF just prior to Survivor Series due to the steroid trial. So with him gone, changes have to be made. Mr. Perfect has a falling out with Flair and Heenan and decides to switch teams which results in the heels having to replace Perfect with Rick The Model Martel. Now the storyline becomes can the babyfaces trust Mr.Perfect. And on the heal side can Shawn and Martel get along after their recent match at Summerslam. So the new main event becomes...
THE HITMEN
Bret Hart/ Randy Savage/ Marty Jannetty/ Mr.Perfect
VS
THE NATURE BOYS
Ric Flair/ Razor Ramon/ Shawn Michaels/ The Model
ELIMINATIONS
Bret eliminates Martel via sharpshooter
Razor eliminates Savage via Razors edge after using some brass knucks
Perfect eliminates Flair with a hanful of trunks. Flair is irate.
Shawn elminates Perfect with a superkick. Flair holds Perfects leg down from the outside. Perfect chases Flair to the back.
Shawn eliminates Marty after hitting him with the IC title. This leaves Bret alone against Shawn and Razor
Razor is disqualified for shoving the referree and throwing a toothpick in his face. Fans cheer as it is now even, but an irate Razor takes his anger out on the champion Bret. Refs force Razor to leave. Razor is never pinned and got the best of Bret for most of the match. This sets Razor up as the #1 contender.
And we're down to Bret vs Shawn. Champion vs Champion.
This way we stilll get the one on one match they had that year at Surivovr Series. Let them wrestle a good 15 miniute finish then ends Shawn tapping to the sharpshooter.
SOLE SURVIVOR: WWF CHAMPION: Bret Hart
THE IMPOUND LOT
Crush/ The Big Bossman/ The Natural Disasters
VS
CRIME INCROPORATED
Nailz/ The Repo Man/ Money Incorporated
BUILD: Corporate Crime and Street crime unite in the form of Money Inc, Nailz and Repo Man. On the other side are their rivals. Crush fought Repo at Summerslam. Bossman was feuding with Nailz. And the Diasters were feuding with Money Inc. I also like that Crush, Quake and Typhoon all wear similar ring gear and their names just gel well together.
ELIMINATIONS
Crush eliminates The Repo Man
Nailz eliminates The Bossman
Nailz disqualified for choking Bossman with nightstick after he's been eliminated.
Evil Doink (who had been appearing in crowds around the time of Survivor Series to hype his eventual debut) appears at ringside and distracts Crush. Blinding him with some kind of mist from the flower on his jacket. Crush is counted out.
Money Inc are outmatched against The Disasters so JImmy Hart orders them to hightail out of the ring and protec their tag titles and not risk injury.
SURIVVORS: Natural Disasters win by countout
THE DARKSIDE
Undertaker, Ultimate Warrior, Tatanka, High Energy
vs
THE FEARSOME FIVESOME
Kamala, Papa Shango, Yokozuna, Headshrinkers
BUILD: On the heel side you have real life family members Yokozuna and The Headshinkers, along with facepainted monster heels Kamala and Papa Shango to form a pretty intimidating group. Kamala and The Headshrinkers are also both cannibal characters. On the face side we have several characters from parts unknown with mystical superpowers such as The Undertaker (who was feuding with Kamala), The Warrior (who was feuding with Shango--another character with mystical powers) and Tatanka. High Energy are there to round things out, plus they did have a match with Headshrinkers at the 92 Survivor Series.
The only hole in this match is that Warrior left the WWF just prior to the event. So he would have to be replaced. My choice would be Max Moon. Max Moon, like Taker and Tatanka is a parts unknown-mystical superhero like character and he would make a great tag team partner for The Rocket Owen Hart. So the new match looks like this:
THE DARKSIDE
Undertaker, Tatanka, Max Moon, The Rocket, Koko B.Ware
vs
THE FEARSOME FIVESOME
Kamala, Papa Shango, The Headshrinkers, Yokozuna
ELIMINATIONS:
Koko by Yoko via banzai drop
Owen by Fatu via top rope samoan splash
Max Moon by Yokozuna
(at this point it's just Taker and Tatanka against the 5 monster heels)
Samu by Undertaker
Fatu by Undertaker
Papa Shango by Tatanka
Tatanka by Yokozuna via banzai drop
(I considered having Tatanka survive to keep his undefeated streak alive but in retrospect they never went anywhere with that streak so it's more important to keep newcomer Yokozuna looking dominant. Undertaker now alone against Kamala and Yokozuna.)
Kamala by Undertaker
Undertaker by Yokozuna (At one point it was 5 vs 2 an The Undertaker narrowed it down to one one one but here he runs out of gas and Yokozuna finally eliminates him. Strong showing by Undertaker but Yokozuna has an even stronger debut.)
SOLE SURIVOR:Yokozuna
GRANDE FINALE
IF they decided to add a Grande finale seeing as how there are only 3 matches on the card, it would be Yokozuna vs The Natural Disasters & Bret Hart. It would take place directly after the main event so Bret Hart would be prettty exhausted meaning it is not as lopsided against Yokozuna as it appears. The announcers make it seem like it is really just Yoko vs The Disasters and that Bret has little chance of surviving after having just wrestled Shawn Michals in a greuling match and now having this new monster Yokozuna make his way to the ring. So Bret stays on the apron most of the match while Yoko fights the two Disasters.
Yoko eliminates Typhoon
Yoko eliinates Earthquake (Yoko beating both disasters firmly cements him as the new dominate big man in the WWF. It is now down to Yoko and Bret which foreshadows their Mania match to come in a few months.)
A tired Yoko is disqualified when he gets caught throwing salt into Bret's eyes which forewshadows the finish to their match at Wrestlmania.
SOLE SURVIVOR: Bret Hart. But it is Yokozuna who raises his arms in victory. A much stronger debut for Yokozuna rather than simply beating Virgil in a squash match which is the route they went.
Leftout: Beverly Brothers, Berzerker, Skinner, Nasty Boys, Buswhackers, Virgil, El Matador
All of these guys were jobbers at this point and I see no real value in having them on the show. A few wrestlers I wanted to include were The Steiner Brothers, Bam Bam Bigelow and Evil Doink, all of whom would have made great editions to this ppv, unfortunately they each didn't debut until after the event towards the end of 1992.
MAIN EVENT
THE HITMEN:
Bret Hitman Hart/ Randy Savage/ Marty Jannetty/ British Bulldog
vs
THE NATURE BOYS:
Ric Flair/ Razor Ramon/ Shawn Michaels/ Mr. Perfect
BUILDUP: Flair defeated Savage for the WWF title in September due to interference from Razor Ramon. Flair then lost the title to Bret Hart in October. Bret meanwhile had dropped the IC title to Bulldog who then went on to drop it to Shawn Michaels. Shawn meanwhile had adopted Sherri (Macho's old manager) as his new valet wwhile his old tag team partner Marty Jannetty had just returned to the WWF looking for revenge. Mr.Perfect was also making his comeback to the ring at this event. All of these guys are interwined someway or another around this time and all 8 are among the best wrestlers of the early 90s. This could have possibly been the best pure talent ever assembled for two Surivvor Series teams.
There are a few holes in this otherwise perfect plot though. Most notably that Bulldog was released from the WWF just prior to Survivor Series due to the steroid trial. So with him gone, changes have to be made. Mr. Perfect has a falling out with Flair and Heenan and decides to switch teams which results in the heels having to replace Perfect with Rick The Model Martel. Now the storyline becomes can the babyfaces trust Mr.Perfect. And on the heal side can Shawn and Martel get along after their recent match at Summerslam. So the new main event becomes...
THE HITMEN
Bret Hart/ Randy Savage/ Marty Jannetty/ Mr.Perfect
VS
THE NATURE BOYS
Ric Flair/ Razor Ramon/ Shawn Michaels/ The Model
ELIMINATIONS
Bret eliminates Martel via sharpshooter
Razor eliminates Savage via Razors edge after using some brass knucks
Perfect eliminates Flair with a hanful of trunks. Flair is irate.
Shawn elminates Perfect with a superkick. Flair holds Perfects leg down from the outside. Perfect chases Flair to the back.
Shawn eliminates Marty after hitting him with the IC title. This leaves Bret alone against Shawn and Razor
Razor is disqualified for shoving the referree and throwing a toothpick in his face. Fans cheer as it is now even, but an irate Razor takes his anger out on the champion Bret. Refs force Razor to leave. Razor is never pinned and got the best of Bret for most of the match. This sets Razor up as the #1 contender.
And we're down to Bret vs Shawn. Champion vs Champion.
This way we stilll get the one on one match they had that year at Surivovr Series. Let them wrestle a good 15 miniute finish then ends Shawn tapping to the sharpshooter.
SOLE SURVIVOR: WWF CHAMPION: Bret Hart
THE IMPOUND LOT
Crush/ The Big Bossman/ The Natural Disasters
VS
CRIME INCROPORATED
Nailz/ The Repo Man/ Money Incorporated
BUILD: Corporate Crime and Street crime unite in the form of Money Inc, Nailz and Repo Man. On the other side are their rivals. Crush fought Repo at Summerslam. Bossman was feuding with Nailz. And the Diasters were feuding with Money Inc. I also like that Crush, Quake and Typhoon all wear similar ring gear and their names just gel well together.
ELIMINATIONS
Crush eliminates The Repo Man
Nailz eliminates The Bossman
Nailz disqualified for choking Bossman with nightstick after he's been eliminated.
Evil Doink (who had been appearing in crowds around the time of Survivor Series to hype his eventual debut) appears at ringside and distracts Crush. Blinding him with some kind of mist from the flower on his jacket. Crush is counted out.
Money Inc are outmatched against The Disasters so JImmy Hart orders them to hightail out of the ring and protec their tag titles and not risk injury.
SURIVVORS: Natural Disasters win by countout
THE DARKSIDE
Undertaker, Ultimate Warrior, Tatanka, High Energy
vs
THE FEARSOME FIVESOME
Kamala, Papa Shango, Yokozuna, Headshrinkers
BUILD: On the heel side you have real life family members Yokozuna and The Headshinkers, along with facepainted monster heels Kamala and Papa Shango to form a pretty intimidating group. Kamala and The Headshrinkers are also both cannibal characters. On the face side we have several characters from parts unknown with mystical superpowers such as The Undertaker (who was feuding with Kamala), The Warrior (who was feuding with Shango--another character with mystical powers) and Tatanka. High Energy are there to round things out, plus they did have a match with Headshrinkers at the 92 Survivor Series.
The only hole in this match is that Warrior left the WWF just prior to the event. So he would have to be replaced. My choice would be Max Moon. Max Moon, like Taker and Tatanka is a parts unknown-mystical superhero like character and he would make a great tag team partner for The Rocket Owen Hart. So the new match looks like this:
THE DARKSIDE
Undertaker, Tatanka, Max Moon, The Rocket, Koko B.Ware
vs
THE FEARSOME FIVESOME
Kamala, Papa Shango, The Headshrinkers, Yokozuna
ELIMINATIONS:
Koko by Yoko via banzai drop
Owen by Fatu via top rope samoan splash
Max Moon by Yokozuna
(at this point it's just Taker and Tatanka against the 5 monster heels)
Samu by Undertaker
Fatu by Undertaker
Papa Shango by Tatanka
Tatanka by Yokozuna via banzai drop
(I considered having Tatanka survive to keep his undefeated streak alive but in retrospect they never went anywhere with that streak so it's more important to keep newcomer Yokozuna looking dominant. Undertaker now alone against Kamala and Yokozuna.)
Kamala by Undertaker
Undertaker by Yokozuna (At one point it was 5 vs 2 an The Undertaker narrowed it down to one one one but here he runs out of gas and Yokozuna finally eliminates him. Strong showing by Undertaker but Yokozuna has an even stronger debut.)
SOLE SURIVOR:Yokozuna
GRANDE FINALE
IF they decided to add a Grande finale seeing as how there are only 3 matches on the card, it would be Yokozuna vs The Natural Disasters & Bret Hart. It would take place directly after the main event so Bret Hart would be prettty exhausted meaning it is not as lopsided against Yokozuna as it appears. The announcers make it seem like it is really just Yoko vs The Disasters and that Bret has little chance of surviving after having just wrestled Shawn Michals in a greuling match and now having this new monster Yokozuna make his way to the ring. So Bret stays on the apron most of the match while Yoko fights the two Disasters.
Yoko eliminates Typhoon
Yoko eliinates Earthquake (Yoko beating both disasters firmly cements him as the new dominate big man in the WWF. It is now down to Yoko and Bret which foreshadows their Mania match to come in a few months.)
A tired Yoko is disqualified when he gets caught throwing salt into Bret's eyes which forewshadows the finish to their match at Wrestlmania.
SOLE SURVIVOR: Bret Hart. But it is Yokozuna who raises his arms in victory. A much stronger debut for Yokozuna rather than simply beating Virgil in a squash match which is the route they went.
Leftout: Beverly Brothers, Berzerker, Skinner, Nasty Boys, Buswhackers, Virgil, El Matador
All of these guys were jobbers at this point and I see no real value in having them on the show. A few wrestlers I wanted to include were The Steiner Brothers, Bam Bam Bigelow and Evil Doink, all of whom would have made great editions to this ppv, unfortunately they each didn't debut until after the event towards the end of 1992.