RAW VS Smacdown (The real Deal)

[MR.SCOTT]

so whats happening you just gonna post the draftees?

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

The Raw General Manager is: Stephanie McMahon

CREW:

Jim Ross: Play by play commentator
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Color Commentator
Lillian Garcia: In-Ring Announcer
Maria: Backstage Interviewer
Todd Grisham: Backstage Interviewer

Titles:


WWE Championship
Tag Team Championships
Intercontinental Championship
Women's Championship

** The Rosters have no specific order what so ever. **
Roster:


Triple H
Shawn Michaels
Batista
Ric Flair
Kane
The Undertaker
Edge
Randy Orton
Chris Jericho
Mohammad Hassan

Davari
Rob Van Dam
Mark Henry
Brian Kendrick
Santino Marella
Joey Mercury (will be known as J.J. - Just Joey - )
MVP
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Booker T
Chris Masters
Cody Rhodes
Kevin Thorne

Ariel
Jillian Hall
Milena
Lita
Trish
Mickie James
Ashley
Maria (Will do both interviewing and wrestling )

Smackdown General Manager is: Jim Cornette
CREW:

Joey Styles: Play by play commentator
John "Bradshaw" Layfieldr: Color Commentator
justin roberts: In-Ring Announcer
Kristal: Backstage Interviewer
Kevin Kelly: Backstage Interviewer

Titles:


World Championship
WWE TAG Championships
US title
cruiserweight championshi[


** The Rosters have no specific order what so ever. **
Roster:


(Secret pick)
(Secret Pick)
Matt
Jeff
Umaga
cm punk
shelton
(Secret Pick)
angle
samoa joe
foley
paul london
rey mysterio
big show
ohn morrison
aj styles
christian
Helms
DH Smith
Mr Kennedy
Christopher Daniels
Elix Skipper
abyss
brent albright
homicide
carlito
Kazarian
Michael Shane
Stevie Richards
brock lesner

Managers

Dibiase (DH Smith)
Sinister Minister (Daniels)
Paul Heyman (Richards Lesner)
Venis (Benjamin)
Hemm (London)


Raw will be posted every Wednesday by Curious Asparagus (COCO) and Smackdown will Be posted by myself (DJ) every Saturday You will be in for huge raw and smackdown as the WWE and book this are about to change

 

[Billy mac]

wow, i cant wait for this to start, the rosters look great, i love the way that you both have incorporated wwe.com n if its goin by aussie time, smackdown wil be on tomorow can not wait i wil becheckin all the time 2 c this start.
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this post mae u REST...IN...PEACE

 

[Melon Farmer]

I just everyone to know that DJ has made a mistake and I tried telling him to fix it but I guess maybe I wasn't clear enough, lol.

I, Coco-Crisp, will be posting a brand New Monday Night RAW on SATURDAYS, not Wednesday.

David will be posting a brand new Friday Night Smackdown on Wednesdays, not saturday!!!!

Also this is a list of our schedule:

RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown
RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown

Armagddon

RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown
RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown

Royal Rumble

RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown
RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown

No Way Out

RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown
RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown

Wrestlemania 24

RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown
RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown

Backlash

RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown
RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown

Judgment Day

RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown
RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown

Veangence

RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown
RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown

The Great American Bash

RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown
RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown

SummerSlam

RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown
RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown

Cyber Sunday

RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown
RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown

No Mercy

RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown
RAW
Smackdown
Raw
Smackdown


Survivor Series

 

[MR.SCOTT]

dude i want dates man how do i know when this all starts?

 

[C.M.]

Is it going to start this saturday or the next one?

 

[Future WWE Champion]

Smackdown Vs Raw? What a match. Teddy Long and Vickie Gurerro Vs Eric Bishoff and William Regal. My moneys on RAW.

 

[Melon Farmer]

Thank you "Future WWE Champion" you have brought something close to my attention.

This ISN'T RAW Vs. Smackdown (The Real Deal)

This is WWE: The Real Deal

This is featuring Smackdown and RAW shows...seperatly. DJ screwed up on that one and a mod will be asked to fix it.

The shows are going to start this saturday with my edition of RAW posted by DJ because I don't have time to post it for this week. He got my RAW already and he has his Smackdown ready.

The reason we ain't posting it now is because we want to give ourselves time to write the shows even though I don't think I will even have time to do it because I need to focus on my Work so I think I will just be writing Summary Shows and that's it.

The reason we aren't giving dates is because we have NO clue if we will be able to keep up with it...this should be a weekly thing even though I want it to be every other week but then it would take forever!!

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Originally posted by COCO

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The huge firework and pyro display is phenomenal. The camera zooms around the arena to see hundreds of screaming RAW and WWE fans, who are holding up their signs of their favorite wrestlers!!! We are then taken to RAW’s broadcast people, J.R. and Jerry “The King” Lawler.

JR: Welcome everyone to Monday Night Raw!! I am Jim Ross sitting next to my good friend and broadcast partner, Jerry “The King” Lawler!!

King: Thank you so much JR, and ladies and gentlemen, this marks a brand new era here in the WWE. New wrestlers, new champions, new everything!!

JR: That’s right King, and look at what is inside the ring. 4 big brown cases all on a table, and inside those cases are the WWE, Intercontinental, Tag Team, and Women’s Championships!!!

King: Correct and our brand new General Manager, Stephanie McMahon, will be addressing the statuses of the vacated titles!!

In the ring we see the 4 titles in special cases. Suddenly, Stephanie McMahon’s music hits and she comes out to a mixed reaction. She is smiling as she gets into the ring with a mic.

Stephanie: Welcome everybody to the #1 show, the A show, Monday Night Raw!!! (The fans cheer) Now as your new G.M. it is my duty to make sure these championships have a safe home. So, that is why I will be making a decision on who gets these titles.

JR: Oh boy, already!!!

Stephanie: So let’s start off with the Women’s Championship. Next week on RAW, there will be an 8 diva, fulfill your fantasy battle royal!! The diva’s will be dressed in schoolgirl uniforms and will wrestle under the fulfill your fantasy battle royal rules. The 8 divas will be Ashley, Ariel, Mickie James, Milena, Maria, Jillian Hall, and the returning Lita and Trish Stratus!!!!

King: Puppies!!!! Oh boy!!! And it will be next week on RAW, JR!!!

JR: You said it partner!!

Stephanie: But in the mean time, Maria and Ashley will be teaming up with Mickie James and the returning Trish Stratus to take on the team of Ariel, Jillian Hall, Milena, and the returning Lita, in an 8 diva tag match!! (Crowd Cheers)

JR: That should be good king!!

King: Puppies!! Puppies!!!!

Stephanie: Now, onto the tag team titles. Next week we will have 1 team of 2 taking on another team of 2. The winners of that match will be crowned the Tag Team Champions!!! Anyone can enter this match. Each participant in this match must have at least won tag title in his career. A team does NOT have to have won the tag titles together, but they have had to win the title at least ONCE in their career.

JR: So that means that we will be seeing brand new tag teams!!! What an opportunity for young and bright superstars!!!

Stephanie: Now onto the Intercontinental Championship. Next week on RAW, the IC title will be decided in a fatal four way ladder match!!! (Crowd Cheers) The 1st 2 people will be chosen at random.

The screen shows many superstars and it stops on Kevin Thorne. It starts again and stops on Santino Marella. Both men come out separately and they are being booed.

Stephanie: Congrats guys. Next week on RAW, each of you will be getting a chance at the IC title.
Santino grabs the mic from Stephanie and starts to talk.

Santino: I, Santino Marella, will-a beat all of them asses bad, and I-a, Santino Marella, will-a become the new-a Intercondiental-a champion!!! (Crowd Boo!!!)

Stephanie grabs the mic from Santino.

Stephanie: Don’t you ever grab the mic from me and interrupt me like that again!!! Now, the other 2 gentlemen that I had in mind will be –

Mohammad Hassan’s theme song hits and he comes out with Davari to loud boo’s. Hassan and Davari get into the ring and Hassan has a mic.

Hassan: What a surprise. What a surprise. Ladies and gentlemen, this is yet another example of discrimination and prejudice!!! G-d forbid, I, Mohammad Hassan, get even participate in a match!! No!! G-d forbid. Well you know what, McMahon –

Stephanie: SHUT UP!!!! Now listen to me and listen to me well. You want a chance to be in this ladder match then tonight you will be competing in a number 1 contenders match for the IC title, and your opponent is the man who I was going to choose, John Cena!!!

Hassan: But, you can’t do that!!

Stephanie: I just did now get out of my ring!!!

Suddenly, the lights go out and we see a countdown, “Break The Walls” hits and Jericho comes out like he normally does. He stops by the top of the ramp and talks.

Jericho: Mohammad Hassan would you please SHUT THE HELL UPPP!!!! (Crowd Cheers) Now I know you think everyone here is against you, you think that everyone here doesn’t like you and you think that everyone has a problem with you. Well guess what. THEY DO!!!! Hell, I DO!!!!! And I am the only man that will actually do something about it!! So if you don’t watch your step…I can gara-damn-tee you, that you will NEVER (Crowd says ever) NEVER (Crowd says ever) NEVER (crowd says ever) EH-EH-EH-EH-EHHHHHH-EEVVVVVERRRR BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!!!! So for your sake, you better make sure you are not in that match next week, junior!!!

Stephanie: Wait a minute wait a damn minute. Who says that you are in that fatal 4 way match next week Chris? Because you’re not!! (Crowd Boo) But you know what. Come to think of it, there is a chance that you will be crushed next week so you know what, you want to be in that ladder match next week, then tonight you have to beat Kevin Thorne and Santino Marella in a Handicap Match!!! And Chris that match is RIGHT NOW!!! I will announce the WWE title situation later on tonight!! Good luck Chris. Oh and if you lose, then you are going to become my personal BITCH!!! (Crowd Boo)

JR: Wow King, we know the fate of the Women’s and the Tag Team Championship, but what about this huge news. Later on tonight, Hassan and Cena will battle is out in a # 1 contender’s match, where the winner will be the 3rd entrant in the 4-way ladder match next week!

King: But what about this? Y2J, Chris Jericho, has to beat both Kevin Thorne and Santino Marella to enter the 4-way ladder match next week!!

JR: Right King. But coming up next we’ll see if Jericho can do just that. Will Jericho be in the ladder match next week or will he become Stephanie McMahon’s personal slave? We’ll be back ladies and gentlemen.

**Commercial**

Handicap Match: Y2J vs. Kevin Thorne and Santino Marella

Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a handicap match!! If Chris Jericho can defeat Kevin Thorne and Santino Marella, then he will be in the fatal four way ladder match for the IC Championship Title, next week on RAW. But if he loses he will be forced to be Ms. McMahon’s slave.

This match is a very quick and packed action match. A big spot was where Kevin Thorne was on the top turnbuckle and Jericho caught him and sent him flying to the outside of the ring. Santino rolled him up for a 2 count only. Jericho kicks him in the gut a few times. He then hits and neckbreaker and then delivered a 2nd rope moonsault. Jericho locks in the Walls of Jericho and Santino taps out within 20 seconds.

Lillian: Here is your winner…Chris Jericho!!!

JR: Well it turns out that Jericho will be in the ladder match after all as he just beat Kevin Thorne and Santino Marella in a handicap match!!

King: Next week’s match will be HUGE!!

Stephanie McMahon appears on the titatron.

Stephanie: Congrats Jericho. But because of your interruption, I never got the chance to make the announcement of the WWE Title, so here we go. Tonight there will be 2 fatal four way matches!! Those 2 matches will be an elimination style matches, and the final 2 men of each match will battle it out next week in 2 separate matches. And the 2 winners of those 2 matches next week will battle it out in 2 weeks for the WWE Title!!! (Crowd Cheers) Now the first Fatal Four Way match will involve: Batista, Shawn Michaels, Kane, and Randy Orton!! The 2nd fatal four way match, our main event of the evening, will involve: Triple H, Ric Flair, The Undertaker, and Edge!! Good luck gentlemen.

**Commercial**

We return to see Todd Grisham with a mic.

Todd: Welcome back to Monday Night RAW, and my first guest of this evening is none other than The Animal Batista. (Crowd Cheer) Batista, what is it like to compete with 3 great WWE Superstars knowing that if you win this match you get a chance to become the WWE Champion.

Batista: Well, I have never been the WWE Champion but I have been a 3 time World Heavyweight Champion. I know what it takes to become a champion. I have the heart, and the strength to become champ!! There will be no one in my way tonight.

Todd: But you are going up against Randy Orton, Shawn Michaels, and Kane.

Batista: Then I guess I will have to take them out tonight!! Because I guarantee a victory, even if it kills me!!!

Suddenly, HBK gets in Batista’s face to loud cheers.

HBK: Oh yea, tough guy? Huh? You really think that’s wise to say right before your match? You have 3 opponents tonight. But only 2 need to get eliminated. Don’t start making enemies Batista. Because if there is one thing, ONE THING, you will learn here is that it is better to make friends here, than make enemies. 2 eliminations and 2 winners. Orton is a sneaky son of a gun, and Kane is a monster!!! The 2 of us need to work together to stop them!!! What do you say?

Batista: Let’s just say, if it comes down to you, me, and one other person. And you are down and out, I –

HBK: You will what?!?

Batista: Let’s just say that I will do whatever I have to do to win!!! Even if that means getting rid of you, Showstopper.

Batista then leaves as we see HBK chuckle to himself and shake his head no.

We then see Maria with a mic.

Maria: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you all my first guest of the evening, my team mate and best friend. She is back to the WWE, Trish Stratus!!! (Crowd Cheers) Trish, how do you feel to be back to the WWE?

Trish: Oh gosh, Maria I don’t even know where to begin. The feeling is indescribable!!!! I am so happy to be back to entertain these fans and become Women’s Champion, yet again!!!

Maria: Well just like you gave me and our other teammates proper welcome to the WWE, we have decided to give you a proper welcome, hee-hee.

Suddenly, Ashley and Mickie James spill water all over Trish. Trish gasps and then starts smiling and she twirls her hair at the 3 other diva’s as they all hug laughing.

We then see Randy Orton lacing up his boots and getting ready for his match up next. Suddenly Edge walks into the room and Orton quickly stands up and is eye to eye with his former tag partner, Edge.

Orton: What do you want, Edge?

Edge: Whoa, whoa, whoa easy there partner. Look, I am not here to start any trouble.

Orton: Your middle name is trouble, Edge.

Edge: True, but listen. Tonight the both of us have HUGE opportunities at scoring the WWE Title. All we need to do is work together and we can win this thing.

Orton: But we are in 2 different matches.

Edge: I know, and that’s the beauty of it. They’ll never suspect it!! Look, I’ll help you out tonight if you help me out.

Orton: Look Edge, I don’t know about you, but I am confident about MY match. I know that I am going to win tonight. Look, we both want gold Edge, and we have the potential to do this. But I don’t need your help Edge. I am Randy Orton, legend killer. And I will kill the legends of Kane, Batista, and of Shawn Michaels!!! Now move, my match is next.

Orton leaves.

Edge: Don’t worry partner. I got your back!!!!

** Commercial **

Fatal Four Way Match: HBK vs. Batista vs. Kane vs. Randy Orton
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the 1st of 2 fatal 4 way matches. This match is an elimination style match. The final 2 men in this match will go one on one next week in the 1st of 2 semi-finals match, next week on Monday Night Raw!!

Batista comes out first with his pyro. Kane comes 2nd followed by Orton, who gets massive heel, followed by Shawn Michaels who gets one of the biggest pops of the night.

This match is a very long match. Batista and HBK are thrown out of the ring by Kane and Orton and Kane and Orton fight each other. Kane is very dominant as he delivers a flying clothesline followed by a chokeslam. Orton is on his back, Kane goes to pick him up but Orton delivers the RKO, and Orton goes for the cover. He grabs onto the ropes and eliminates Kane.

Batista throws HBK in the ring and Orton throws HBK to the opposite side of the ring by the turnbuckle. Batista tries to get into the ring but Orton goes for the attack. HBK, for some reason, starts banging his foot on the mat. The entire arena bangs in unison. Orton goes for and RKO but Batista catches him and throws him to HBK who delivers the Sweet Chin Music Kick on Orton and Orton is out. HBK then goes for the Sweet Chin Music Kick on Batista but Batista blocks it and delivers a spine buster!!! Both HBK and Orton are out and Batista is staring at both Orton and HBK.

JR: Batista has a choice. Eliminate Orton or eliminate HBK.

Batista picks up HBK and the place boo Batista. Batista throws HBK out of the ring and the crowd cheers. Batista picks up Orton and throws him to the ropes and spears him. He picks him up again and throws him to the rope, but Batista catches him and delivers the spinebuster!! He goes to the ropes and starts shaking and shaking!!! Batista delivers the Batista Bomb and pins Orton…1…2…3!!!

Lillian Garcia: Here are your winner and will face each other next week on RAW: Batista and Shawn Michaels!!!

JR: What a HUGE match this was and next week it gets better. 2 huge men, HBK and Batista go one on one only here on Monday Night Raw!!

King: This is huge!!

Batista and HBK smile and shake hands and then hug as we go to commercial.

**Commercial**

JR: Ladies and gentlemen, what a night it has been and later on tonight, Triple H and Edge and The Undertaker and Ric Flair will all face each other in a fatal 4 way elimination match and the 2 final men will face each other next week and the winner of that match will face the winner of the HBK and Batista match!!

King: Oh I can’t wait, JR!!!

Single’s match: John Cena vs. Mohammad Hassan
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a number 1 contender’s match. The winner of this match will be the 4th and final competitor in the IC ladder match next week on RAW!!

John Cena’s music hits and he comes out to loud cheers. Hassan’s music hits and he comes out to loud boo.

This match is a quick match with a lot of offense by Cena. He goes to clothesline Hassan but Hassan ducks and Cena takes out the referee. Cena continues to beat Hassan up. He picks Hassan up and puts him on his shoulders and is about to deliver the FU when Mark Henry comes out and attacks Cena. He delivers the world Strongest Splash, followed by a bear hug, which knocks Cena out. Hassan then locks in the Camel Clutch, the referee awakens and rings the bell because John Cena is out cold.

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner via KO, and is the 4th and final competitor in the fatal four way ladder match for the IC title next week on RAW, Mohammad Hassan!!!

JR: I cannot believe this!! Mark Henry comes out out of no where and destroys John Cena. But why King? Why?

King: I don’t know JR, but all I do know is that Cena will never be the same again after that assault. And Hassan is in the fatal four-way ladder match next week!!!

JR: We’ll be back with the 4 on 4-tag team Diva’s Match!!!

King: PUPPIES!!!

** Commercial **

8 Diva Tag Team Match: Trish/Mickie James/Ashley/Maria vs. Lita/Milena/Jillian/Ariel

Lillian Garcia: The following 8-diva tag team match is scheduled for one fall.

Maria’s music hits and she and Ashley come out holding hands to a big pop. Mickie James comes out and runs into the ring to even louder cheers. Trish’s music hits and she comes out to the biggest pop out of the divas. Ariel’s music hits and she comes out to no reaction. She stands on the outside. Milena’s music hits and she and Jillian comes out to loud boo’s Lita’s music then hits and she comes out to loud boo’s and some **** chants.

Throughout the match, Milena, Jillian, Ariel, Mickie James, Ashley, and Maria have been fighting. Ashley and Maria take out Jillian and Ariel and they fight on the outside. After 3 minutes of absolute wrestling, Milena tags in Lita and Mickie James tags Trish in. The 1 diva’s do super cool moves with Trish in control. Lita uses a cheap shot and pins Trish. Lita is holding onto the ropes. By the 2 count, Mickie James delivers the Mick Kick from the outside. Trish rolls Lita for the 1…2…3 pinfall victory!!

Lillian: Here are you winners: Mickie James, Ashley, Maria, and Trish Stratus!!!

Lita pounds on the ring in frustration as the 4 diva’s celebrate their victory by the ramp, smiling.

** Commercial **

Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, as you can all see I am surrounded in a type of lounge, sort to say. The man held responsible for this is Montel Vontavious Porter, M.V.P.!!!

JR: Oh this should be good.

King: Quiet J.R. We are about to witness greatness, at its best!!!

MVP’s music hits and he does his pyro thing while coming out of the balloon thing. He is wearing a fancy white suit with a dark orange shirt with a light orange tie. He enters the ring and grabs a mic and begins to talk as he is lying on his nice couch.

MVP: Ladies and gentlemen, I know you all paid lots and lots of money to see me in action. (Crowd Boo) But I was told that I would NOT be in in-ring action tonight. (Crowd Cheers) But I have the opportunity to entertain you all in my, “VIP Lounge” show. Now, this is my show, therefore my rules!! I am the best thing to ever happen to Monday Night RAW!!! Stephanie McMahon is a very smart woman, for drafting me to her show!!! (Crowd Boo) Now my very first ever guest is a woman with the smarts and the talent to run RAW!!! Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Stephanie McMahon!!!!

Stephanie’s music hits and she comes out to loud cheers. She enters the ring and gives MVP a little cheek kiss. She sits down on a nice comfortable couch.

MVP: So how are you, Ms. McMahon?

Stephanie: I’m doing well. Listen, MVP, there is a reason I wanted to be the first guest on your show, because frankly, I have a little announcement to make regarding you.

MVP: Oh? Well, what is it?

Stephanie: Well, as you know you will not be in the IC title match next week. (Crowd Cheers)

MVP: Yea, so?

Stephanie: Well I thought you could be in the Tag Team Title Match. You were the tag team champion with Matt Hardy.

MVP: Don’t remind me. Listen, I don’t know Steph, I don’t have friends here. I can’t trust anyone here, Steph. Everyone wants to hurt me for my looks and skills.

Stephanie: Yea, right. Anyways, I knew you would say something like that so ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Jillian Hall.

Jillian’s music hits and she comes out to boo’s and she gets in the ring holding her neck from the match she just went through.

Jillian: MVP and everyone else, Stephanie and I would like to present a new face of Monday Night RAW, and MVP the man who you have in common with. He was formerly known as Joey Mercury but is now known as J.J. for Just Joey. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome JJ!!!!

Just Joey (Joey Mercury) comes out to loud boo’s. His theme music is like Milena’s and he comes out to longer blonde hair and is wearing a big and heavy fur coat. He gets in the ring. Both MVP and JJ smile and they shake hands.

MVP: Well how do you do sir?

JJ: I am doing just fine, MVP!! You know something, we aren’t the lucky ones. All of these pathetic people are the lucky ones!!

MVP: Yea, yea!! They get to see us!! They get to see greatness!! You know what, Steph. Me and JJ, we accept your tag team title match proposal, next week!!!

JJ: So, who will be the 2 unlucky bastards to face us?

Stephanie: Well, anyone who doesn’t have a match next week and has been a tag team champion. But moving onto more important news, please welcome the world’s strongest man and the man who took out John Cena earlier tonight, Mark Henry!!

Henry’s music hits and he comes out to loud boo’s. He enters the ring and stares at Stephanie.

Stephanie: MARK HENRY!!! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY THE HELL DID YOU TAKE OUT JOHN CENA!!! AND I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW!!!

Mark Henry: Because YOU told me to!!

Stephanie’s face turns into shock and then she starts smiling.

Stephanie: You damn right I did!! (Crowd Boo’s)

JR: I can’t believe what we’re hearing here King. Stephanie just screwed us all!!! But why?

Stephanie: And I’ll tell you all why I did it!! John Cena thinks he is the best!! John Cena thinks he is the shit!! John Cena thinks he is untouchable!! John Cena thinks that he can overcome all!! But John Cena isn’t the best. He isn’t the shit. And he isn’t untouchable!! Wanna know who is the best? Who is the shit? Who is untouchable? I am!! Me!! Me and Mark Henry!!! Together we both have the brawns and the strength to become the most dominant people in all of WWE!! I am perfectly protected by all and Henry will not be screwed!! I own RAW!! And Henry is the most dominant man here on RAW!!! So if anyone has a problem with that, then I guess they need a lesson taught by Mark Henry, the World’s Strongest Man!!!

Mark Henry: I AM the World’s Strongest Man!! I proved to everyone that I can inflict so much pain on ANYONE I wish!! I didn’t like John Cena’s attitude earlier tonight. In fact, I don’t like John Cena, PERIOD!!! I took Cena out for good!! I wanted to make it clear to ALL, that I am Mark Henry!! And I will crush who ever I want and whenever I want!! I had to teach that punk a little lesson, and I think the lesson has been learned.

Suddenly everyone cheers as John Cena comes out and jumps on Henry knocking him down. Cena starts pounding on Henry as Stephanie screams. Just then, MVP and JJ stomp on Cena and they fight him. Cena fights them off but Henry clotheslines Cena. It is now a 3 on 1 assault. JJ and MVP hold Cena down as Henry lands the World’s Strongest Splash. Henry then delivers it again. Stephanie, JJ, MVP, and Mark Henry raise their hands smiling as Cena is clinging onto his ribs.

JR: This site is plain disgusting!!

King: This site is pure brilliant!!

JR: What the hell is wrong with you King?!?

King: What?!?

JR: Nothing, we’ll be back with our main event, Triple H vs. Undertaker vs. Edge vs. Batista!!! Next!!!

** Commercial**

Fatal Four Way Match: HHH vs. Undertaker vs. Edge vs. Ric Flair
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the 2nd fatal four way match. This match is an elimination style match. The final 2 men in this match will go one on one next week in the 2nd of semi final match, next week on Monday Night Raw!!

Ric Flair’s music hits and he comes out to HUGE cheers as everyone WOO’s as he does. HHH’s music hits and he comes out to a standing ovation. Flair and HHH are in the ring smiling it up hugging and what not. Edge’s music hits and he comes out to loud boo’s and HHH and Flair now focus on Edge. They all argue in the ring until a gong hits. They all quickly look at the entrance. The lights go out after a 2nd gong and Taker comes out with his regular entrance. Flair, Edge and HHH look on at each other to Taker and back. Taker is simply staring at Edge.

The bell rings and the match is under way. Taker goes on the assault on Edge as HHH and Flair fight. This match is an incredibly long match. The mid-point of the match is where after so much brutality, Edge delivers a thumb to the eye to The Undertaker. Edge runs out of the ring through the crowd as Taker follows him. Flair and HHH are battling it in the ring. It is an equal, fair, and respectable battling between the 2 gentlemen. After outdoing one another many times we are taken to the back and Edge is kicking Taker’s ass. Edge then knocks The Undertaker out. Taker is busted open by Edge attacking him with a fire extinguisher. Edge then shoves Taker in a storage room and locks it. He then takes an axe and smashes it against the door, breaking the axe because it is a metal door. Edge makes his way to the ring to attack HHH with a chair and throws HHH out of the ring. Edge then goes on the attack of Flair smashing his skull with the chair and delivering 2 spears. Edge pins Ric Flair 1…2…but Edge gets off of Flair.

JR: That damn bastard, Edge. This is a complete outrage!! Triple H, you gotta do something, please. Get up!!

King: HHH is out cold, JR!!

Edge goes on the outside and brings in the steel steps. Edge bring it into the ring and puts it nicely down. He takes Flair and throws him on the steps. Flair’s head is laying on the Steel Steps. Edge grabs the chair and slowly bring it up to the air, over his head. He then rushes it down but mid-point there is a loud GONG. Edge stops mid-way looks straight ahead. His eyes grow HUGE as the lights go out. After 5 seconds there is another GONG and the lights go back on. Taker is right in front of Edge. Taker grabs the throat of Edge. Edge has the chair in one hand and goes to smack Taker but Taker smacks the chair away. He then delivers a hard, one handed chokeslam!!! The crowd goes crazy. Taker picks Edge up again and grabs his throat again and delivers the 2nd chokeslam!!! Taker removes Flair from the steps and picks Edge again up and grabs his throat. The crowd cheers loudly!! Taker shakes his head no and picks Edge up and puts him in the position of the Tombstone. BANG!!! Taker tombstones Edge right onto the steel steps head first. Taker pins Edge 1…2…3!!! Edge is eliminated. Taker throws Edge out of the ring. For no reason, Taker picks Flair up and tombstones him onto the steps. HHH gets on the apron. He is weak so he is lying on the apron, clinging onto the bottom rope. He watched Taker pin Ric Flair 1…2…3!!!

Lillian: Here are your winners and will face each other next week in the semi-finals match: Triple H and The Undertaker!!!

After the match the Undertaker does his thing where he gets on one knee and points up with his arm. He gets up and does that “The End Is Near” thing with his hand rubbing it against his neck and what ever. He then signals for the WWE Title around his waist as he rolls his eyes back and the camera pans on HHH with his feared look as RAW goes off the air.

Results:

1) Y2J defeats Kevin Thorne and Santino Marella to enter the Fatal Four Way IC Ladder Match Next Week.
2) Mohammad Hassan defeats John Cena to enter the Fatal Four Way IC Ladder Match next week.
3) Trish/Mickie James/Maria/Ashley defeat Lita/Milena/Jillian/Ariel
4) Batista and Shawn Michaels won the Fatal Four Way Match.
5) Triple H and The Undertaker won the Fatal Four Way.
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