Raw LD

[klunderbunker]

You know what you hardly ever see on Raw anymore?

An ad for a match next week.

 

[DetectiveZelix]

Oh I see. That explains it. How great all of us fans know that

 

[DetectiveZelix]

Damn that Ryback match was boring and the commentators are really pathetic

 

[DetectiveZelix]

Is there any African American wrestlers that don't have rap music themes?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Ryback just lost to R-Truth.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Is there any African American wrestlers that don't have rap music themes?

You must be joking.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

UK fans are just not giving any fucks right now.

 

[HBK/RKO]

I think Ryback is trying to be Goldberg. I doubt any of you guys seen Smackdown but he used a spear and Jackhammer in the main event match against Cena.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Bummer.

 

[klunderbunker]

"We need to push Langston! Ideas?"

"How about we put him in matches against people he won't be allowed to beat so he loses every match clean?"

"BRILLIANT!"

 

[DetectiveZelix]

So Heyman drops Ryback....ok

 

[DetectiveZelix]

Sword...Blade...does the IWC ponder the return of Brock Lesnar

 

[The Brain]

Seriously, Heyman vs. Punk is still not over?

 

[DetectiveZelix]

This is really stupid...but I guess the fans like it

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

We're wasting time on this instead of the main event?

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Such a shame WWE "buried" Daniel Bryan. Look what's happening to him. Can't possibly get any worse than main eventing Raw.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Only in wrestling can you beat the living shit out of a crippled man and get cheered for it.

 

[DetectiveZelix]

Bryan looks almost as stupid with that ponytail as Punk looks with those Enrique iglesias bangs

 

[klunderbunker]

That Raw Country thing is going to be a disaster.

 

[HBK/RKO]

I just want punk to get a haircut and shave his beard. The wolverine looking experiment is getting old.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

And now we know The Wyatt Family will intervene

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Right on cue.

 

[The_Reptile_]

And now we have our Survivor Series teams.

 

[HBK/RKO]

That ended a lot better than I could have imagined.

 

[DetectiveZelix]

Wow clusterfuck personified