Raw LD 7/3/17: Goodness Gracious

[klunderbunker]

.......AHHHH!

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I finally got through to Kurt Angle. Dude is impossible to get to answer his phone.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

The fuck is with everybody wanting to die tonight?

 

[Navi]

Has Curt Hawkins lasted more than a minute in a match since he came back. Should change his name to Last Minute Man.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I scoffed at Seth Rollins new finisher, but I kind of like it now. It's better than the weak looking Pedigree he used to do.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Samoa Joe: quiet voice quiet voice quiet voice LOUD VOICE quiet voice

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Hes getting redder and redder...

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Brock is getting as red as his title.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Joe did a lot of people to get to Great Balls of Fire ppv.

 

[klunderbunker]

I completely buy Joe. He's not winning but I buy him as a monster who could have a chance and that's WAY more than most people can say.

 

[enviousdominous]

The crowd got really happy after Joe took off his mic.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Joe seems like a legit guy not to fuck with in real life.

 

[BaconBits]

That whole thing made Joe seem slightly ******ed.

 

[Navi]

Can't believe Lesnar did most of his own talking there to be honest.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

The hell happened to Neville's hair?

 

[enviousdominous]

I'm guessing that Mustapha Ali used to watch a lot of Sean Waltman's old work.

 

[klunderbunker]

I can't explain how much of my soul dies every time a cruiserweight match happens. 205 LIve is good enough but sweet chicken wings that aren't too sweet and not too spicy they don't work on Raw.

 

[BaconBits]

I can't explain how much of my soul dies every time a cruiserweight match happens. 205 LIve is good enough but sweet chicken wings that aren't too sweet and not too spicy they don't work on Raw.

They're crowd killers for sure.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Bray Wyatt wanders around a few cacti. End scene.

 

[enviousdominous]

Poor Bray, he read "This way to Desert" on a signpost and got the wrong idea.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

At least his scary editing team is with him.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Kinda loses its effect when the scene went to commercial break.

 

[Wildcat66]

So Wyatt's been booking RAW ever since WrestleMania?

Interesting...

 

[BaconBits]

I want a Bray/Enzo feud, just so Enzo can tear apart these rambling, pointless promos.

 

[Navi]

So yeah I have no idea what the hell that was all about, and don't care. I'm bad.