If you're a fan of ESPN's Bill Simmons then this will be familiar to you. I did a running diary of my viewing experience watching TNA iMPACT! this week. I hope you enjoy, and if the reception is favorable then I might do this on a regular basis.
9:01 - The unmasked Curry Man and Fortune make their way down to the ring. Remember when Mysterio unmasked (twice) and it was a huge deal (twice)? TNA didn't even mention it! What the hell? Fire Russo!
9:06 - God doesn't even know who Daniels is. Sounds like a good Nirvana song.
9:08 - When Flair said "it's called power, it's called glory..." Taz really should've dropped a quick "Paul Roma and Hercules are here?!" joke.
9:11 - Is it just me, or is this Daniels return totally smelling like a swerve job? He shows up and hits a little move last week, then "begs" to join Fortune at Lockdown, then gets a contract with littls fuss from Bischoff and Hogan. He's certainly better as a heel. Hmmm...
9:15 - I just no-sold Anderson's attempt at humor. Just saying "douchebag" isn't funny.
9:19 - "They're thinking like a wrestler. They're acting like a wrestler." I know it's been done before, but I'm getting interested in this "Network" angle. Top Three Guesses right now... 1) Heyman, 2) Goldberg, 3) DDP.
9:25 - What are Morgan and Hernandez even fighting about at this point? Haven't they blown this feud off twice already?
9:32 - The spoiler for tonight's show said Joe beat "Gunner." I wondered what the hell that meant for the TV Title. Glad to see they simply got the opponent wrong and it was actually Murphy. On the other hand, it means we haven't seen or heard from Gunner once since he WON THE TITLE. Ugh.
Also, when Tenay said this Joe/Pope feud "has reached the point of no return" I think he must have been referring to my interest level.
9:35 - For a guy that lives in the rafters and leaves notes for people, I expected Sting to have more psychotic handwriting.
9:40 - Angelina looks like she just watched all of the highlights of the Joe/Pope feud.
9:41 - They really should make Winter's mind-control part of her wrestling. She could get someone in a sleeper and start whispering in their ear, then let them go and they lay down and let her pin them. Why not?
9:43 - Nice to see Eric Young's fake title has had more screen time this month than the Television Title.
You have to admit... Orlando's "I'm totally into your whole 'Asshole' thing" line was awesome. Anderson's reaction was great.
9:49 - I always thought it was crackheads, not potheads, who attack you in dark places. RVD just proved my mom wrong.
10:02 - Sting and RVD did some nice work in their segment. They used their issues from last year, brought up Rob's little-known time in WCW, and looked like two big names getting ready for war. Nice.
10:04 - First Angelina and Velvet and now Madison and Tara are fighting. Sarita and Rosita might be Knockout Tag Champs until Lockdown 2012.
10:10 - It was short and sweet, but I really liked that quick backstage shot of Anderson knocking the Sting and RVD pictures off the wall and then stopping to stare at Hogan's. Less is more, baby!
10:11 - Brian Kendrick... COME ON DOWN!
10:12 - During Sabin's entrance, Tenay said the Motor City Machine Guns have declared "they're going to focus on competing in the X-Division." Interesting that they made a point of announcing that.
10:15 - Remember that "which ones of these things is not like the other" song? That's how I feel watching Robbie E and these five guys. He should be in the TV Title action... with a new gimmick.
10:18 - Now that they're officially broken up, can we get Max and Jeremy some new outfits? Even Marty Janetty thinks those pants are lame.
10:20 - "Henceforth... you shall be known as Darth Anderson."
10:21 - LMAO at Madison running away when there's a motorcycle available. They totally should have had her taking the bike and leaving Tara behind. It would have been funny and legitimately increased their heat.
10:27 - If you'd told me a few months ago that I'd be enjoying Bully Ray in a bigger singles role, I'd have laughed in your face. I don't mind admitting whem I'm wrong. This match with Daniels actually feels meaningful. Also, Ray definitely looks like he's dropped some weight and is in great shape.
10:33 - B-M-E! B-M-E!! I've missed that move! Now if Petey could just run out and hit someone with a Canadian Destroyer!
10:35 - I'll give TNA credit; they've managed to keep Immortal looking decent despite the Hardy debacle. They still need a true in-ring leader, but this trio of Ray, Abyss, and Matt isn't as terrible as it sounded on paper.
10:42 - The Angle-Jarrett feud isn't the worst ever, but it's never really found a rhythm. I'm just glad nobody's father's casket was involved (if you know what I'm referring to, you win cool points).
10:44 - It's a small thing, but Jarrett went up and over that cage as well as any young man would. Pretty impressive!
10:53 - If RVD was smart, he'd know he wasn't really Hogan's boy just by being put in this match. What good's a non-title match a week and a half before the PPV? And why would Hogan let his enemy Anderson be the special ref? Let's hope they don't actually have RVD still buying Hogan's bullshit next week.
10:59 - If Anderson actually just joined Immortal, then couldn't they have at least sent out the A-Team and not the flunkies?
11:00 - Nevermind. Nice touch! Somehow this is not what was in the spoilers, so I wonder when/how they taped this ending. Cool deal.
Well, overall I thought this was a decent show. It felt a little strange because some of the feuds like Pope/Joe and Morgan/Hernandez basically were given their "go-home" moment with yet another Impact left before Lockdown. I liked the progression of the World Title storyline and what they did with Anderson tonight. He spoke a lot less and accomplished a lot more.
Hope you enjoyed this diary, and please respond with your feedback.
9:01 - The unmasked Curry Man and Fortune make their way down to the ring. Remember when Mysterio unmasked (twice) and it was a huge deal (twice)? TNA didn't even mention it! What the hell? Fire Russo!
9:06 - God doesn't even know who Daniels is. Sounds like a good Nirvana song.
9:08 - When Flair said "it's called power, it's called glory..." Taz really should've dropped a quick "Paul Roma and Hercules are here?!" joke.
9:11 - Is it just me, or is this Daniels return totally smelling like a swerve job? He shows up and hits a little move last week, then "begs" to join Fortune at Lockdown, then gets a contract with littls fuss from Bischoff and Hogan. He's certainly better as a heel. Hmmm...
9:15 - I just no-sold Anderson's attempt at humor. Just saying "douchebag" isn't funny.
9:19 - "They're thinking like a wrestler. They're acting like a wrestler." I know it's been done before, but I'm getting interested in this "Network" angle. Top Three Guesses right now... 1) Heyman, 2) Goldberg, 3) DDP.
9:25 - What are Morgan and Hernandez even fighting about at this point? Haven't they blown this feud off twice already?
9:32 - The spoiler for tonight's show said Joe beat "Gunner." I wondered what the hell that meant for the TV Title. Glad to see they simply got the opponent wrong and it was actually Murphy. On the other hand, it means we haven't seen or heard from Gunner once since he WON THE TITLE. Ugh.
Also, when Tenay said this Joe/Pope feud "has reached the point of no return" I think he must have been referring to my interest level.
9:35 - For a guy that lives in the rafters and leaves notes for people, I expected Sting to have more psychotic handwriting.
9:40 - Angelina looks like she just watched all of the highlights of the Joe/Pope feud.
9:41 - They really should make Winter's mind-control part of her wrestling. She could get someone in a sleeper and start whispering in their ear, then let them go and they lay down and let her pin them. Why not?
9:43 - Nice to see Eric Young's fake title has had more screen time this month than the Television Title.
You have to admit... Orlando's "I'm totally into your whole 'Asshole' thing" line was awesome. Anderson's reaction was great.
9:49 - I always thought it was crackheads, not potheads, who attack you in dark places. RVD just proved my mom wrong.
10:02 - Sting and RVD did some nice work in their segment. They used their issues from last year, brought up Rob's little-known time in WCW, and looked like two big names getting ready for war. Nice.
10:04 - First Angelina and Velvet and now Madison and Tara are fighting. Sarita and Rosita might be Knockout Tag Champs until Lockdown 2012.
10:10 - It was short and sweet, but I really liked that quick backstage shot of Anderson knocking the Sting and RVD pictures off the wall and then stopping to stare at Hogan's. Less is more, baby!
10:11 - Brian Kendrick... COME ON DOWN!
10:12 - During Sabin's entrance, Tenay said the Motor City Machine Guns have declared "they're going to focus on competing in the X-Division." Interesting that they made a point of announcing that.
10:15 - Remember that "which ones of these things is not like the other" song? That's how I feel watching Robbie E and these five guys. He should be in the TV Title action... with a new gimmick.
10:18 - Now that they're officially broken up, can we get Max and Jeremy some new outfits? Even Marty Janetty thinks those pants are lame.
10:20 - "Henceforth... you shall be known as Darth Anderson."
10:21 - LMAO at Madison running away when there's a motorcycle available. They totally should have had her taking the bike and leaving Tara behind. It would have been funny and legitimately increased their heat.
10:27 - If you'd told me a few months ago that I'd be enjoying Bully Ray in a bigger singles role, I'd have laughed in your face. I don't mind admitting whem I'm wrong. This match with Daniels actually feels meaningful. Also, Ray definitely looks like he's dropped some weight and is in great shape.
10:33 - B-M-E! B-M-E!! I've missed that move! Now if Petey could just run out and hit someone with a Canadian Destroyer!
10:35 - I'll give TNA credit; they've managed to keep Immortal looking decent despite the Hardy debacle. They still need a true in-ring leader, but this trio of Ray, Abyss, and Matt isn't as terrible as it sounded on paper.
10:42 - The Angle-Jarrett feud isn't the worst ever, but it's never really found a rhythm. I'm just glad nobody's father's casket was involved (if you know what I'm referring to, you win cool points).
10:44 - It's a small thing, but Jarrett went up and over that cage as well as any young man would. Pretty impressive!
10:53 - If RVD was smart, he'd know he wasn't really Hogan's boy just by being put in this match. What good's a non-title match a week and a half before the PPV? And why would Hogan let his enemy Anderson be the special ref? Let's hope they don't actually have RVD still buying Hogan's bullshit next week.
10:59 - If Anderson actually just joined Immortal, then couldn't they have at least sent out the A-Team and not the flunkies?
11:00 - Nevermind. Nice touch! Somehow this is not what was in the spoilers, so I wonder when/how they taped this ending. Cool deal.
Well, overall I thought this was a decent show. It felt a little strange because some of the feuds like Pope/Joe and Morgan/Hernandez basically were given their "go-home" moment with yet another Impact left before Lockdown. I liked the progression of the World Title storyline and what they did with Anderson tonight. He spoke a lot less and accomplished a lot more.
Hope you enjoyed this diary, and please respond with your feedback.