Rapture is this Saturday

[Coco]

Stop feeding the troll.

 

[X]

The Rapture?! Let's dance!

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Excellent. Now Jesus will return and send all those piece of shit sinners straight to hell!!!

Starting with like 80% of Christians.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Excellent. Now Jesus will return and send all those piece of shit sinners straight to hell!!!

Jesus doesn't send the sinners to hell during the rapture.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

A fine point

 

[Vega]

Swerves have happened before, ya know.

I swear if Jesus turns heel on all of us at Judgement Day, I'll be pretty pissed.

 

[nightmare]

Evil Jesus says its a possibility....

 

[Vega]

They won't go through with this angle. It's unfuckable if you just go the obvious way, no need for a bullshit swerve. This would be almost as unnecessary and disappointing as Cole winning at Mania... almost.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Infamous double swerve, devil turns face. Book it.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

I swear if Jesus turns heel on all of us at Judgement Day, I'll be pretty pissed.

Jesus?? Diddnt WWE fire his ass years ago??

Yep they did

 

[JGlass]

This thread is full of gems. Carry on the good work sirs.

 

[shattered dreams]

If Jesus turns heel Cena can just tap him out.

 

[The Doctor]

Kurt Angle is the only man to make Jesus tap. He isn't a fan of the black people, either.

 

[Coco]

Rumor is that Jesus has prepared a speech for the occasion based on the following:

If there's any truth to it, I like Jesus' taste.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

The manager at my local Starbucks is named Jesus.

I wonder if he'll discount me given the whole end of days thing.

Lord knows, the prices of those lattes are apocalyptic.

Rim Shot

So whats the deal with Sasha Grey?

Rim Job

 

[Uncle Chester]

Who will purposely wank on the day of the rapture fully knowing the end of the world could very well happen?

Idiots.

 

[nightmare]

Who will purposely wank on the day of the rapture fully knowing the end of the world could very well happen?

Idiots.

See you there buddy. .... But i dont think Jesus wants you on his team. Neither does Satan, he txt me about it earlier.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Rumor is that Jesus has prepared a speech for the occasion based on the following:

If there's any truth to it, I like Jesus' taste.

If that's what Jesus is like, he sounds like a mumbling homophobic guy in a retirement home.

 

[Serious Jones]

I've drawn up a plan for any atheists out there interested in skydiving

 

[J-Dogg]

This thread is so full of comedic gems i may just hurt someone just to see if im punished in this Rapture.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

It seems as though Randy Savage has been pre-selected for the Rapture tomorrow.

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I'm most looking forward to the explanations these fools are going to give when they aren't swept away.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

It seems as though Randy Savage has been pre-selected for the Rapture tomorrow.

The rapture's going to happen. A world without the Macho Man is one that isn't worth living on.

 

[Via Armbar]

He's snapping into angels in heaven now.