Rank the Divas in the Order You'd Like to Sleep With Them

[Mr. TM]

No offense, but she looks like a crack ****e.

 

[NSL]

No offense, but she looks like a crack ****e.

In that picture (after the comeback), she looked horrible...

I think she looked a lot better earlier on in her WWE "career"...

 

[Mr. TM]

The entire time she was on survivor (those two hours), I just wanted to beat her up with a stick. JP on the survivor kind of reminds me of KB. Obvious why.

 

[CDR]

Kelly Kelly
Ashley Massaro
Kelly Kelly
Melina
Maryse
Kelly Kelly

Kelly is so freakin hot!!

 

[Tim]

All of them at the same time.

Agreed. Except Vickie.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

UBER-HOTTIE!!!

Pretty much a typical English bird. Nowt special at all. The reason you probably like her is because she doesn't look like the usual WWE females.

Layla
Eve

And I'm done.

Beth Phoenix (Too masculine)
Candice (The usual blonde WWE Diva, but brunette)
Jillian (Flaming Lips)
Kelly Kelly (Pretty, but I could do better)
Lillian (''Hackjaw'' Lillian Duggan)
Melina (Spawn Of Isaac Yankem)
Mickie James (Looks like Hardcore Holly)
Michelle McCool (dehydrated)
Brie/Nikki Bella (Twins freak me out)
Maryse (Bad hair, horrible tan)
Maria (Looks the same airbrushed as she does on TV)
Natalya (Sausage like body)
Vickie Guerrero (Stroke face)
Victoria (No lips)
Tiffany (Who?)

 

[HBK-aholic]

Stephanie McMahon.


That was easy.

 

[Khalifa]

trish stratus
maryse
maria
torrie wilson
michelle mcool
kelly kelly

 

[NSL]

If we're going to include "classic" divas, such as Torrie Wilson, Sunny, and Trish, then what about Lita, Miss Elizabeth, Dawn Marie, Sherri, Kat, Jackie Gayda, and my personal favorite STACY KIEBLER

 

[THE Madcap]

Layla
Mickie James
Stephanie McMahon
Kelly Kelly
Michelle McCool
Melina
Bella Twins
Katie Lea
Candice
Maria
Beth Phoenix
Eve
Jillian
Maryse
Vickie
Tiffany
Lilian
Victoria
Natalya

 

[hollyric]

Mae Young
Linda McMahon
Beth Phoenix (not the real one, the Haas one)

 

[WrestlingwithShadows]

-Maryse
-Candice
-Layla
-McCool
-Victoria

I'd say Melina, but Batista hit that shit. I don't want that roided up freak's sloppy seconds.

 

[Gavel]

Christy Hemme
Mickie James
Victoria (Dunno why, just always found her hot, since she started in the WWE.)
Kelly Kelly
Melina
Lilian
Maria
Beth Phoenix
Bella Twins
Katie Lea
Maryse
Layla
Candice/Jillian (Both need paper sacks after so much cosmetic work.)

 

[Derf]

My top list, really in no order...
Ashley Marasso
Kelly Kelly
The Bella Twins
Maria
Layla (with the strait hair, not that old curly shit)
Christy Hemme

My 2nd tier...
Candice
Katie Lea Burchill
Melina
Michelle McCool
Eve
Maryse

3rd tier... (mainly because of age)
Mickie James
Lillian
Vickie Guerrero (from about 5 years ago)

ANd I would never sleep with a girl that was "bigger" then me, so No Beth, o Victoria, No Natalya, and No Kong.

 

[BooCocky]

agreed. But I also like Maryse

Torrie Wilson
Beth Phoenix.

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

If we're only listing current WWE Divas:

Based on actual physical attractiveness

Maryse
Melina (despite the Animal juices)
Maria
Layla
Kelly Kelly
Eve
Victoria (i too have always thought she was hot)
Stephanie McMahon
Katie Lea
The Bellas
Beth Phoenix
Mickie James (after seeing what lurks behind those mini skirts? Yeah, no thanks)
Natalya (can't take her seriously)
Lillian
Jillian (So....... much........ silicon...... uuugh!!!!!)
Candice (if i really had to. Knowing about her sordid past puts me right off.)

Can't honestly remember what Tiffany looks like, so i didn't mention her.

Including former talent in WWE as well. In this order put:

Trish Stratus
Stacy Kiebler
Christy Hemme
Torrie Wilson
Lita

... between Melina and Maria, and then in this order

Whasshername that was Kevin Thorn's valet, that went to Tna and is now just a porn star..... Shelly Martinez, that's the bugger
Ashley Massarro (despite the fact that she looks like someone put a nail in the face of punkstar barbie, and then glued 2 oranges to her chest and replaced all the limbs with pipe cleaners)
Tori
Jackie Gayda
Sable
Dawn Marie
Debra
The Cat
Terri Runnels
Ryan Shamrock

..... after Mickie James.

I'd also put Buelah McGuillicutty in my top 10 if i could too.

Other former talent that i wouldn't touch even for money:

Gail Kim
Jacqueline
Jazz
Luna

And finally, divas i'd sleep with based on the fact that i'm dead, and have been for quite some time:

Vickie Guerrero




But seriously, it's all about Maryse

 

[Mighty NorCal]

goodness gracious dude. a tad too much thought and strategy put into that.

caarreeepppEEE

 

[Mr. TM]

Vickie is an Angel.

 

[BooCocky]

I'd hit it.. With a truck

 

[Harthan]

Alright.

Maryse.
Maria.
Mickie.
Melina.
Kelly.
Michelle.
Twins.
Katie.
Layla.
Lillian.
Tiffany.
Alicia.
Beth.
Candice.
Eve.
Jillian.
Natalya.
Victoria.

Alternatively, I'd just take Maryse over and over and over and over.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Katie Lea
Maryse

That was easy enough.

 

[OIL]

Out of all the current Divas?

Everyone at the same time except Vickie.

Although, Mickie, Maria, Kelly and Layla above anyone else.

 

[Showtime]

Maryse
Katie
Mickie
Maria
Melina
Eve
Kelly
Tiffany
Twins
Michelle
Layla
Alicia
Beth
Candice
Lillian
Jillian
Natalya
Victoria
Vickie

 

[theneil450]

Top 3
* Mickie James - She has those I love sex eyes to her
* Maria - All natural is nice
* Victoria - She reminds me of a ****ty ex

Bottom 3
* Michelle Mccool - All natural isn't always so nice
* Jillian - That chick needs to sue one or all of her doctors
* Vickie - I'd rather bang my couch cushion

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

goodness gracious dude. a tad too much thought and strategy put into that.

caarreeepppEEE

lol, jus giving 'credit' where 'credit' is due. There's a LOT of former divas who are far better looking than the majority of the current ones, hell there's even a bunch i didn't even mention