Random Thoughts Thread

[Eck]

Hans is supposed to rape me in my sleep with my parents watching and cheering

 

[I Suck Ass]

If I'm not drunk or stupid, I don't need spellcheck, unless I'm trying to spell rhinoceros.

 

[I Suck Ass]

 

[D-Man]

It's amusing to think that I stick my dick into people.

OH... MY... GOD...

 

[I Suck Ass]

 

[Барбоса]

Considering where and when he lived and that he was 600 years old at the time, how did Noah get a polar bear from the North Pole and a penguin from the South Pole?

How did he prevent the predators from eating all the rest?

How did he feed them all and how did the Ark ever float?

 

[D-Man]

Who says that ******s can't lick elevator buttons?

 

[The Doctor]

I fucking suck at smudging.

 

[Merwin]

True

LEMONS are Hot

WBTBWB Sucks

MBM2 Rules

KB has a awesome name

my freinds think i have a zipper fetish

 

[klunderbunker]

I fucking suck lots of things.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Who doesn't have a zipper fetish?

 

[I Suck Ass]

I feel like this thread is going to go nowhere.

 

[Eck]

Noah has a zipper fetish

 

[The Doctor]

I wish more people would post in the thread I made in General wrestling. The only person who did is shattered dreams, who, much like his namesake, sucks balls.

 

[I Suck Ass]

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

GIT MAH BAGZ!!! GIT MAH BAGZ!!!

 

[I Suck Ass]

And did you just diss Goldust? FUCK OFF! Just kidding. I love you Doc.

 

[The Doctor]

I was making a joke. I love Goldust. I'm a ghost pirate in his Twitter army.

 

[Eck]

I feel like this thread is going to go nowhere.

this thread is not supposed to go anywhere

 

[I Suck Ass]

And did you just diss Goldust? FUCK OFF! Just kidding. I love you Doc.

You didn't check for white text, did you? Damn it.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

 

[Merwin]

I hate screamo

 

[The Doctor]

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me
He's waving me over so he can hit me
And I don't know that guy
I don't know why
That crazy bastard wants to hiii-iiiit meeeee

 

[D-Man]

Too many nerds post on this site.

 

[The Doctor]

Love you too, D.

 

[D-Man]

I'm cooler than anal sex with the prom queen.