Omegle
Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: I refuse
Stranger: hey
Stranger: well
Stranger: then
Stranger: i refuse ever moar
You: no!!
You: I am the knight who says Nii!
You: Ni!
Stranger: ya huh
You: Ni!
Stranger: what
Stranger: ...gger?
You: ******?
Stranger: RACIST
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: LOL
You: Am I?
Stranger: i dont knwo
You: That's my name
You: ****** Boy
Stranger: you dont even sound like a bro
Stranger: so therefore
Stranger: you must be
You: Middle Name: black
Stranger: a
Stranger: norp
Stranger:

You: ****** Black Boy. The name my mama gave me
Stranger: R U A NORMUL PERSON?
You: Nope a robot
Stranger: oh
You: My mother was a man
Stranger: hi
Stranger: cleverbot
You: what is a clever
You: and a bot
Stranger: cleverbot
You: I have feelings
Stranger: is like omegle
Stranger: but instead
Stranger: you are talking
You: OH GAWD
Stranger: to
Stranger: a
Stranger: robot
You: TAKE THEM AWAY
You: I LOVE.
Stranger: OH FISHPASTE
You: AAHHHHHHH
Stranger: TARTER SAUCE MR KRABS
You: FUCK
You: MUST FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: IN
You: LOVE FUCK
Stranger: THE
Stranger: BUTT
Stranger: BUTT
You: YESS!!!!
Stranger: LOVE 2 FUQ
You: BUTT FUCK
You: MONKEY FUCK
Stranger: WOO
You: MONKEY BUTT FUCK
Stranger: I LOVE TO /B/UTT FUQU
You: /B/
You: I LOVE /B/
Stranger: what is /B/?
You: 4CHAN.ORG
You: INTERNET IN ONE SITE
Stranger: 4CHON
You: I'll stop that now
You: 4chan
Stranger: so
Stranger: u a
Stranger: /b/ro?
You: or course
Stranger: or
Stranger: a
You: I have the mask and everything
Stranger: bro
Stranger: ever check out /z/?
You: nope
Stranger: its awesome
You: I'm currently banned
You: So it's a little hard
Stranger: you like teh cheese pizza?
You: Like my penis
You: YES!!
Stranger: WTFPEDOOMG
Stranger: i dont judge you
Stranger: JESUS JUDGES YOU
You: KTHULUU JUDGES JESUS!!
Stranger: you dont sound like a /b/ro tho
Stranger: you sound like
Stranger: a normal internet person
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: asdfghjkl;'
You: Ah you caught me
You: I'm a /c/unt
Stranger: some shallow bitch from canada dissconnected on me
Stranger: feels bad man
You: What a hoe
Stranger: SHE SAID
Stranger: I WASNT A LOSER
You: HUNT HER DOWN AND USE THE HOE TO PLANT SEED. GET IT!!
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: i wish
Stranger: i wasnt such a loser
Stranger: lol!
You: It's a normal feeling. I wish I had them
You: What is love.
You: Baby don't hurt me
You: No more
Stranger: beep boop bop
You: Tic Tac Toe
Stranger: torgletorgle
You: I choose Jim Carrey for center square
Stranger: so
Stranger: what state u in nigra?
You: ******land
Stranger: voet yes prop 19 weed 4 lyf
You: Florida
Stranger: lol florda
Stranger: like
Stranger: the oppisite
Stranger: of calafornia
You: yeah.
Stranger: cause
Stranger: its on the other side of the country
Stranger: lol!
You: WUT
You: Fuckin magnets how do they work
Stranger: florida iis for old people
You: and cubans
You: and cigars
Stranger: california is for the hip new generation of tan people
You: and the blackz
You: and me
Stranger: so
Stranger: have fun over there?
You: I'm getting mugged as we speak
Stranger: OK
Stranger: ok
Stranger: k.
You: fought him off with a haduken
Stranger: how do i obtain pity sex with femiles?
You: QUARTER TURN PUNCH WOMAN!
You: Rape
You: You then pity them
Stranger: i want to be kidnapped and kept in bondage
Stranger: and starved
Stranger: would b perfect gril
You: I want to have sex with grover
You: Blue fur fucking everywhere
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: UR
Stranger: A
Stranger: FURRIE?
You: Turns out I was fucking hand the whole time.
You: WUT?
Stranger: r
Stranger: u
Stranger: furfag
Stranger: because
Stranger: its tottaly ok if you are
You: No that's for weird people
Stranger: yeah
You: Just Grover tickles my fancy
You: He's on Fallon right now
Stranger: >implying anyone who visits 4chan isnt weird
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: bro.
You: This has been fun
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bie
Stranger: nigra
Stranger: gtfo
Stranger: tits
Stranger: ect
You: TITS R GTFO
You: AHH NO TITS
Stranger: TOTS R GTFO
Stranger: MIRITE?
You: MUST GTFO MYSELF!!
Stranger: k
Stranger: bai
Stranger: nig
Stranger: nice talk
Stranger: gtfo