enviousdominous
Behold my diction
He's boring as bat shit.
Not a single ounce of character development since his debut match on Smackdown. He's not done a single thing to advance his character. Del Rio constantly speaks about the same old shit and people have been sick of it since last year. He gets no reaction because he sucks at his job. If Health Slater can get heat then why can't a former 2 time WWE Champion? It's because he sucks.
This face turn will not do anything for Del Rio. He sucks and when someone sucks at something it's best that they just move on. The fans don't care about him because he is dull and simply changing his words so that he comes off as a good guy isn't enough. People have been blasted with some much boring shit from Del Rio that a face turn is worthless.
Boring as bat shit? You took bat shit insane, or being crazy as bat shit, and just kind of worked a fucking stupid metaphor without putting very much thought into it. Not a good start.
You throw the word "sucks" around like it has some form of axiomatic interpretation that anyone could just follow and see where you're coming from. I'm sure that a rabid internet forum jockey with the attention span of a fucking gnat and the vocabulary of a fucking eight year old can be convinced enough by what you say, the rest of us need slightly more insightful explanation.
I agree that he's not very interesting in the gimmick that he's been forced to portray to satisfy the petty whims of his fucking stupid boss, he broke into the business during a time when his full time job was to make other people look better whether they beat him or not. He had to portray himself as the redundant form of snarling "bad guy" because that's only as far as a member of the WWE creative team is capable of going with an idea.
The face turn will work for Del Rio if bitter malcontent runts of their generation (like you) take a step back and offer a fucking teaspoon of faith toward his potential. I'm sure there are plenty of other things in this world to satisfy your "everything sucks" fetish.