Porn Annoyances

[The Rob]

I know man, was a dodgy looking **** in that tab as well.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'd rather have them see a tab I left up then have them catch me in the act

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Ads because they are always disgusting. Lately, some shit called Punishtube has been advertised on the sites I use. It completely takes the buzz away when your eyes stray a bit and see a chick with hooks through her fucking face.

ad block plus.

 

[The Rob]

I'd rather have them see a tab I left up then have them catch me in the act

Thankfully that's never happened to me (yet).

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Thankfully that's never happened to me (yet).

Count yourself lucky, it sucks (figuratively speaking of course).

 

[The Rob]

Count yourself lucky, it sucks (figuratively speaking of course).

Good because in a literal sense that's fucking creepy.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

little but yeah.

 

[shattered dreams]

Well I guess no porn for me today. I will not be able to shake the disturbing image of milenko's grandma sucking his gaping anus.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

good lord you're fucking stupid

 

[The Rob]

Something else that irriates me about porn is when the girl is there for some form or audition or interview. And in order to get the job they have to suck the guys dick. Rubbish! Cut me five minutes of the whole "So your here for the audition for the part, would you mind slowly slipping my cock out of jeans for me" bullshit and get too it!

 

[Lee]

The bitch tries to address the viewer

"You like that, don't you?"

THIS

The only annoyance I have is when the guy says something fucking ******ed.

I don't watch porn to listen to men talk

I saw one once and the girl said "shut the fuck up, it's bad enough I have to fuck you"!

 

[Pepe Silvia]

good lord you're fucking stupid

He was making fun of the fact that you felt you needed to clarify that the "it sucks" wasn't intended to be taken literally

Shattered's just direct and a lollercoaster

 

[Goliath Uterus]

When you click on a video and a separate tab advertising live sex chats pops up but you don't delete it straight away because your, erm, busy. But then forgetting that the sex chat tab is still there and hours later, when your Mum innocently asks if she could check out something online and she sees the tab. It's happened to me, a complete fuck my life moment.

Fuck those pop ups, I always turn the volume on the porn low cause I like to hear it and the skeezer in the pop up is screaming while there's 3 other people sleeping in my house

 

[Sparky]

Spending two hours looking for the perfect video. Blowing after one minute 30 seconds...

I mean wait, What?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Spending two hours looking for the perfect video. Blowing after one minute 30 seconds...

I mean wait, What?

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

I don't know if anyone mentioned this but corny music is a huge turn-off. You know, stuff like the nWo theme.

Another thing, and I don't know if I will be able to explain this properly but the issue I have with most porn vids is that the guy does not quite...well..enjoy the gal. In most of the porn I have seen, the guy just grabs the girl by the hips and does his job. Sometimes he does not even play with her boobies let alone anything else. Pay more attention to the beautiful body she has got dude.

 

[Alex]

I don't know if anyone mentioned this but corny music is a huge turn-off. You know, stuff like the nWo theme.

Another thing, and I don't know if I will be able to explain this properly but the issue I have with most porn vids is that the guy does not quite...well..enjoy the gal. In most of the porn I have seen, the guy just grabs the girl by the hips and does his job. Sometimes he does not even play with her boobies let alone anything else. Pay more attention to the beautiful body she has got dude.

What you mean like this???

[YOUTUBE]fdmCO_8-PfA[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I want my porn to have some background, I can not stand watching any porn were the women is just sitting on her couch and then starts sucking a dick. It's why I pretty much just stick to spoofs and things with titles that imply the sex is there for a reason.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Tell me about it! "Hot busty ebony penis," "sexy petite Chinese dick," "hairy gay men bumming" - it's a minefield.

I need to stop posting in the forums while there's other people in the room... This post made me laugh so obnoxiously hard, that I laughed even harder trying to explain what made me laugh...

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Grievances.

-Learning that your definition of MILF is different than most others...
-Dick-Fros
-Chicks with hairy assholes
-Asians
-A severe lack of Amputee porn
-Far too much midget porn
-Chicks sucking horses
-Chicks fucking dogs
-Chicks refusing to let me record us fucking

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If a pornstar I like has had a brest augmentation and I either like them or I don't. If I like them I'll only watch new material. If I don't I'm stuck with the old.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Vaginal sex.

 

[The Dewbliners]

That asshole who shouts "DROPPINGGGG LOADSSSSSS!". Just annoying, he is.