Pick Up Lines

Phoenix · Nov 8, 2010

Your physical examination has been approved, let's move on to the oral.

Macca · Nov 8, 2010

"Tell your tits to stop staring at me, douchebag."

"Girl those are some tight pants. Think you can fit me in them?

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Via Armbar · Nov 8, 2010

Are your parents ******ed? Cuz you're a very special girl.

Mustang Sally · Nov 8, 2010

A guy once said: "Go out with me and I'll show you the 63 moons of Jupiter."

Since I had to be home by midnight, I said no.

The Doctor · Nov 8, 2010

Mustang Sally said:
A guy once said: "Go out with me and I'll show you the 63 moons of Jupiter."

Since I had to be home by midnight, I said no.

And now you work as a newsanchor, right?

Alex · Nov 8, 2010

Use your finger to motion to a girl to come over and when she does say 'I knew if I fingered long enough you'd come'

Super Hans · Nov 8, 2010

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND DON'T SCREAM, THIS WILL ALL BE OVER SOON.

Mustang Sally · Nov 8, 2010

The Doctor said:
And now you work as a newsanchor, right?

No, an astronaut.

Next Jericho · Nov 8, 2010

Hey babe do you want me to try some wrestling moves on you?

Hey babe do you want to suck my big lolly pop

Goliath Uterus · Nov 8, 2010

You guys wanna hear a joke? Womens rights.