Pick Up Lines

[Phoenix]

Your physical examination has been approved, let's move on to the oral.

 

[Macca]

"Tell your tits to stop staring at me, douchebag."

"Girl those are some tight pants. Think you can fit me in them? "

 

[Via Armbar]

Are your parents ******ed? Cuz you're a very special girl.

 

[Mustang Sally]

A guy once said: "Go out with me and I'll show you the 63 moons of Jupiter."


Since I had to be home by midnight, I said no.

 

[The Doctor]

A guy once said: "Go out with me and I'll show you the 63 moons of Jupiter."


Since I had to be home by midnight, I said no.

And now you work as a newsanchor, right?

 

[Alex]

Use your finger to motion to a girl to come over and when she does say 'I knew if I fingered long enough you'd come'

 

[Super Hans]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND DON'T SCREAM, THIS WILL ALL BE OVER SOON.

 

[Mustang Sally]

And now you work as a newsanchor, right?

No, an astronaut.

 

[Next Jericho]

Hey babe do you want me to try some wrestling moves on you?

Hey babe do you want to suck my big lolly pop

 

[Goliath Uterus]

You guys wanna hear a joke? Womens rights.