Pick Up Lines

[Disturbed]

I like to laugh at stupid pick up lines. So guys post some good ones.

 

[Leafy]

You remind me of the beach. I forget the rest of this line but your tits are amazing.

 

[Shay]

This is only if a lot of girls are wearing the same thing:

Even though you're all dressed the same,you really stand out.

 

[Shay]

You have Pussy, I have dicka what's the problem, Lets do it quick.

 

[Disturbed]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Vintage Husky Harris.

If I made the alphabet, I would put u and I together.

Is your name Mickey because your so fine.

 

[Shay]

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please?!?

 

[Disturbed]

Is your name gillette because your the best a man can get.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I lost my number, can I have yours?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

"What the fuck are you staring at?"


Er, well. That is what I said when I first met my ex.

 

[Shay]

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Go up to a girl and tell her she has nice legs....then ask would she mind if you named them. She says ok, and you say ok this one is Thanksgiving and that one is Christmas.....would you mind if I visited between the holidays?



You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. You: Well then, please start.




Excuse me, I am about to go *********e and needed a name to go with the face.




Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!


Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!


(As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me!


Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude?


I saw your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!

 

[Pepe Silvia]

"I had this great pick up line, but" comment on something striking "made me forget it"

Tits won't work

 

[Ultra Awesome]

"I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"

"Wanna have sex?"

"Well? It's not going to suck itself.."

 

[Derf]

Nice shoes, let's fuck.

 

[X]

My favorite kind of pick up lines are those involving ska.


DANCE HALL! DANCE HALL CRASHERS TONIGHT!

 

[Ty Burna]

"I'm gonna call you Skittles for the rest of the night so I can taste the rainbow later."

^I got a great response from that line, only I got it countered with:

"That's fine, but I'm gonna call you Pop Rocks so you can explode in my mouth later."

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.

 

[X]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

$$$$

 

[J-Dogg]

"I'm gonna call you Skittles for the rest of the night so I can taste the rainbow later."

^I got a great response from that line, only I got it countered with:

"That's fine, but I'm gonna call you Pop Rocks so you can explode in my mouth later."

LMAO...thats pretty damn funny.

I had a pick up line a couple of weeks or so ago.

"Hey why you in the corner baby, i can be your Patrick Swayze"

 

[Richard]

Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.

Hey baby, lets play Titanic, I'll be the iceberg and you go down on me.

 

[Kidd]

My all time favorite:

"Ya know, I'm not the best looking guy in this place....But I'm the only one talking to you!"

 

[Big Sexy]

"I lost my Teddy Bear, can I sleep with you instead?"

 

[The Crock]

Look.... I like you, make me a sandwich. Bitch.... *smack*

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Come on, it will only take me 30 seconds.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

1) Will you help me find my puppy? I think it went into that sleazy motel across the street.

2) Your dad must be a terrorist because you're the fucking bomb!!!!!