Penn State and Syracuse jokes

[TSG]

WARNING: If you don't find child abuse something you are able to laugh about, or think it's too early for these jokes, don't read on. Don't start getting pissy, they're just jokes.

Spoiler

Q: What's the only University you can major in a minor?

A: Penn State.


At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?" He replied, "Sexy."

 

[Broc808]

I lol'd at the 2nd one

how about this

Q. Does a tree falling in a forest make a sound?

A. It makes the same sound Joe Paterno does when he finds out his assistant coach is ass-raping a 10-year-old.

 

[JWGunslinger]

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

(Credit to Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

 

[gd]

What's worse than child molestation?

Sign Guy's jokes.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

(Don't)Touchdown(there) Penn State.

 

[Con T.]

Why can't Jerry Sandusky run a 5K?


Because for him, Second Mile is the hardest