This is way too lon to fit under 1 post so there will be more than 1 post for my ppv sorry that it is so long!
Lights Out Pro World Wrestling Card:
1) P.W.W. Championship Title Match
Elimination Chamber Match:
Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker vs. Randy Orton vs.
Kurt Angle vs. Goldberg vs. Finlay
2) United States Championship - Hardcore Match
Ric Flair vs. Kenny Dykstra
3) European Championship
Batista vs. Mister Kennedy
4)
Handicap Match
Kane vs. Those 2 mystery men - will Kane be there? He was never found in the earthquake!! And either way those 2 men will be revealed tonight!
5)
UMAGA INVITATIONAL à Only 5 men have accepted this match!
Umaga vs. ________ vs. _________ vs. ________ vs.________
6)
Tables Match
Johnny Nitro vs. Spike Dudley
7)
CONTRACT VS. TITLE OPPORTUNITY
Big Show vs. Sabu -
If Big Show wins he gets his job back and if Sabu wins then he gets any title shot he wants.
8)
Tag Team Championship: Gauntlet Match
La Resistance© vs. The Dudley Boys vs. Val Venis and Viscera vs. The New Age Outlaws vs. _____________
Lights Out:
Screen goes black and then white letter words come to the middle of the screen that read: P.W.W. and on the bottom it says:
“The Time Has Come”
Announcer: And now…Pro World Wrestling is sponsored and part by Burger King…Have it your way. And by Sprite…Conquer your thirst…and the movie “23” starring Jim Carey…is the number 23 that strange?
“My Sacrifice” hits played by Creed and pyro goes off to screaming fans and we see JR and JBL talk:
JR: Welcome everyone to Lights Out, the 1st ever pay-per-view of the greatest show of all time, Pro World Wrestling! Hello again folks, we are here live in Madison Square Garden, home of the New York Knicks and many other teams, my name is Good Ole’ JR, and sitting right by me is my broadcast partner and colleague, John Bradshaw Layfield, JBL!
JBL: Thank you JR…and what an explosive night we have in store for you! I mean by just looking at the card gives me Goosebumps! We have 6 men, 1 ring, 1 large and intense Steel Chamber, and 4 glass Chambers!!
JR: That right John, the crowd’s off their feet! All 6 men are all fighting it out for the most prestige Championship in the entire world! The Pro World Wrestling Championship!
JBL: That’s right and all that and more so let’s get on with this thing and let’s go to our very 1st pay-per-view match-up!
Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a tables match! The only way to win is by putting your opponent through a table! (Crowd Cheer) There are no Disqualifications, and no Count Out’s!
* History: MNM losing to The Dudley Boys and in the middle of that match Spike holds Melina down on the mat! And 2 weeks after that there was the debut of Talkin’ With The Press and Spike and Nitro clashing together! *
(Nitro’s music blasts to boo’s from the crowd and he walks down alone with the paparazzi surrounding him with camera’s)
Tony Chimel: Making his way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 219 pounds! Johnny Nitro! (Crowd Boo)
(3 rockets fall down from the ceilings and the crowds on their feet! As the Dudley Boy’s music hits and out comes Spike Dudley with cheers!)
Tony Chimel: And his opponent making his way to the ring, from Dudleyville weighing in at 207 pounds, Spike Dudley! (Cheers)
Tables Match
Referee: Jack Doan
Johnny Nitro vs., Spike Dudley
The Beginning:
They lock up and they both run into the corner and Patrick breaks them up. Nitro then cheap slaps Dudley across the face (Boo) and Spike went ballistic and tackled Nitro to the floor. Spike connected with left hands into Nitro’s face. He picks Nitro up and clotheslines him. He picked him up again and gave him another clothesline. He picks him up for a 3rd time and kicks him in the chest and runs and throws Nitro out of the ring. Spike is yelling in excitement and the crowd’s going wild in excitement!
The Middle:
Spike is on the turnbuckle and jumps going right into Nitro but Nitro runs out of the way just in time. Nitro seems to hurt on the shoulder but he fights the pain as he stomps on Dudley. He picks up Spike and rams his knee right into the gut of Spike. He picks up Spike and throws him into the steel steps. Nitro is smirking as the Crowd Coo him! He picks up spike and throws him into the steel steps but Spike’s head went right in first causing him to be busted open.
Nitro picks him up and sets him into the ring. Nitro goes on top of the turnbuckle and he waits for Spike to slowly make it up to his feet and when Spike turns around, Nitro then jumps from the top turnbuckle and connect with a flying drop kick. Nitro then goes to a corner and pulls off the safety cap of the top turnbuckle and he does that for the remaining 3 turnbuckles exposing every single TOP turnbuckle to its metal bar piece.
Nitro picks up Spike and he is about to throw him right into the exposed turnbuckle, Spike reverses it and he sends Nitro into the metal bar piece. He then catches Nitro before he fell and he throws him into the 2nd turnbuckle and then 3rd and finally the 4th busting Nitro wide open. He then catches Nitro again, and he puts him in a headlock, and still in a headlock, he runs to a corner, and jumps on top and connects a Dudley Dog!!
He then slowly gets out of the ring opens the apron and gets a table from beneath the ring and the crowd’s going wild! It is unreal how loud they are! He puts the table inside the ring and sets it up. He picks up nitro but Nitro low blows him to loud boo!
The End:
MNM’s music hits and out come Milena and Joey Mercury (Without a nose protector mask!) And Nitro and Joey are double-teaming Spike and Joey hits a neck breaker! They both pick up Spike and deliver a snapshot through the table to give Nitro the victory! (BOO)
The Winner:
Johnny Nitro!
The Aftermath:
MNM celebrate in the ring and Nitro is still holding his shoulder from his long match and Milena demands for a mic.
Milena: “MNM ARE BACK! AND WE ARE BETTER THAN EVER! NOW THAT JOEY IS FINALLY DONE WITH HIS STUPID FACE PROTECTOR, EVERYONE CAN SEE HIS GORGEOUS FACE, ONCE AGAIN. MNM ARE BACK! AND WE WILL ONCE AGAIN CLIMB OUR WAY BACK TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND REIGN AS THE BEST AND TOUGHEST AND THE BEST GOOD LOOKING TAG TEAM IN THE WORLD!! (Crowd boo)
(MNM leave to boo’s)
JR: I can’t believe what we have just witnessed! That damned MNM, god knows how much I hate them! Well anyways, our next match is for the P.W.W. United States Championship…Kenny vs. Ric Flair in a Hardcore match! Here is the returning Maria for her 1st interview back from injury with a man who can be the next United States Champion!…Ric Flair!
Maria: Ladies and gentlemen, standing by me here is a man who can be your next European Champion…Ric Flair! (Crowd Woo and Cheer)
Flair: WOOOOOO! (Crowd does the same thing to him) WOOOO! Baby girl tonight I will beat the living hell out of Kenny Dykstra and become the 1st ever (Shouting) P.W.W. UNITED STATES CHAMP! Not the European Champion, you silly goose!
Maria: Heee-Heee whoops-y daises heee-heee! Well…umm…like what are you going to do to Denny Cock-stra?
Flair: Are you mentally all right from that RKO that Orton gave you? (Crowd laughs)
Maria: Ricky, what are you gonna do to Cockstra? (Crowd laughs)
Flair is looking at her in astonishment and then says: I’ll tell-ya what I’m gonna do!(He then does that little dance like he does in the ring right before he fakes that fall) I’m gonna give him a few chops on the chest, a few elbow drops, a figure four leg-lock now and then, some steel chairs, tables, barbed wire, anything you name it! I cannot promise you a win tonight, but I do promise that I will do what ever it takes so become the next P.W.W. European Champion! I mean The United States Champion! (Crowd starts to laugh)
(We then see Kenny looking all focused and putting tape on his wrists and making his way out of his locker room)
In the Arena:
Bell rings!
Tony Chimel: The following contest is a hardcore match (Crowd cheer) and it is for the P.W.W. United States Championship! In this match, there are no rules! Falls Count anywhere and the only way to win is by Pinfall or Submission!
(WOOOOOO plays and out comes the Nature Boy to a huge Pop from the fans!)
Chimel: From Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 243 pounds! He is the nature boy, Ric Flair! (Flair enters the ring and shakes Tony’s hand but moves his hand away haha) (Kenny’s music hits and out comes Kenny Dykstra to Boo’s and the fans are cheering, “Cockstra! Cockstra!”
Tony Chimel: And his opponent, from – (Tony gets cut off because Kenny runs and attacks Flair)
P.W.W. United States Championship
Hardcore Match
Referee: Brian Hebner
Kenny vs. Ric Flair
The Start:
They both lock-up and Flair taking control with a series of chops. Flair used a headlock takedown to ground Kenny, but Kenny came back with a dropkick to the knee. Dykstra then worked over Flair’s limb before giving him a slightly delayed vertical suplex. Kenny went back to work on the knee and locked on the Figure Four. Flair got to the ropes to break the hold. Kenny tried to re-apply the hold, but Flair pushed him out of the ring. Flair came back with a series of chops and punches, followed by a backdrop and another series of chops and punches. Kenny tried to regain some momentum, but Flair caught him with a back elbow. Flair went to the top, but Kenny caught up to him. The Nature Boy countered, though, pushing Kenny away and then coming off the top with an elbow smash. The two proceeded to trade near falls, with each grabbing the ropes for leverage, but both kicked out.
The Middle:
Kenny hits a leaping back elbow to Flair. He suplexes him onto the floor. Kenny throws Flair into the barricade. He then throws flair into the ring, getting a 2 count. He gets a knee drop and stomps on Flair in the corner, also choking him. Kenny elbows Flair down. Flair makes a brief comeback, but is punched down, with Kenny getting more knee drops for 2. Kenny gets a face lock, Kenny puts flair in the corner., but gets an inverted atomic drop when he goes for 10 punches. Kenny is chopped down, but recovers and throws Flair in the corner. Flair blocks a charge and goes to the top, but is thrown off. Kenny misses the Leg Drop off the top rope. Flair chops him down and hits a back elbow as Kenny comes off the ropes.
Kenny picks Flair up and just then, Flair backs Kenny into the corner and he chops Kenny. Kenny with a back body drop and then he goes top for a missile drop kick for a 2 count. Kenny punches Flair and then he tries for the figure four leg lock, but Flair pushes him off. Flair chops Kenny and then he hits a back elbow and then he struts followed by a knee drop. Both men are on their feet and they are attacking each other and then Flair throws Kenny out of the ring and they are by the ramp. Flair gets out of the ring and starts beating Kenny up with a chair from under the ring! And then Kenny hits Flair in the grapefruits or in this case in the grapes (lol) of Flair and Kenny is busted wide open. Kenny runs towards Flair and they both connect to each other a running clothesline and both of them are out on the outside.
The End:
The lights go very dim and then you hear sirens played all around the building and then you hear, “HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!” (and the crowds on their feet just when Scott Steiner comes out!) Scott slowly makes his way down the ramp and is looking at Flair and is looking at Kenny (they are both on the floor right outside the ring) Scott is in between the 2 of them and he goes towards Flair and helps him up to some cheers and then he throws him right into the steps. And he goes to Kenny and helps him up! (Crowd’s Booing him) Flair gets up quickly.
Scott and Kenny are standing right next to each other and they both shake hands and Steiners shoulder is around Kenny and they both look towards Flair and then Scott looks towards Kenny and he makes one fist pointing at Kenny and another fist pointing towards Flair. Both of them get a thumb up! and then Scott looks at Kenny and Steiners thumb up (towards Kenny) goes down and Kenny looks pissed and then Scott Steiner give Kenny a clothesline. (Crowd Cheer) Steiner picks up Kenny and kicks him in the gut and throws him in the steel post and then into the barricade and then into the steel steps! Steiner then picks up Kenny and throws him into Flair and while Kenny is about to run into Flair, Flair kicks Kenny in the gut! Flair bends down and he grabs Kenny’s nuts and then he pulls his nuts making Kenny fall on his back and Flair locks in the figure four leg lock and then Kenny flips and he is on his stomach (and the figure 4 leg lock is still locked on) Steiner connects his finishing move, the Steiner Recliner! And Kenny doesn’t tap out because he is out cold and the referee immediately calls for the bell!
Here is your winner, and the 1st ever P.W.W. United States Champion, Ric Flair!!!!!!!!!
The Aftermath:
They both let go of the hold and then Steiner asks for a mic.
Steiner: “ I am here for one and one reason only, to serve as a bodyguard! And my night is definitely far from over! you will definitely see me again tonight! Hahaha! (They both leave)
JR: What on earth did Scott Steiner mean when he said that his night is not over just yet?
JBL: I don’t know and I don’t care because just crowned a new United States Champion…Ric Flair! And still to come out main event…The Elimination Chamber for the P.W.W. Championship! But up next it is the Umaga Invitational match! This match is a slobber knocker match! JR please tell us what a slobber knocker match is!
JR: I will tell the millions of people in person what a slobber knocker match is…if you’ll excuse me John. (JR gets up and gets into the ring)
Tony Chimel: Please welcome Pro World Wrestling’s play-by-play announcer, JR!!! (Crowd Cheer)
JR: Hello folks how are you all doing tonight? (Crowd Cheers) Basically up next is the 1st ever Umaga Invitational, Slobber Knocker Match! Now in this match there will be more than 1 person! 5 men have accepted this match! One by one they will be coming out! Not at the same time! It is like a royal rumble match but if you go over the ropes it doesn’t mean that you are eliminated! In a slobber knocker match, there is a target man! And the target man for this match is the man who initiated the challenge, and in this case that is Umaga (Crowd Boo) Now every 3 minutes someone else comes down and enters the ring. Or when someone gets eliminated and there is only 1 man left in the ring then someone automatically comes out. The way to win is by pinning, by K.O.ING (Knock Out) them or by making your target man tap out! There is no point on eliminating your partner because the 5 of these men are partners because their object is to eliminate Umaga! Once someone eliminates Umaga then he becomes the target! When 5 men are eliminated the last remaining man will be declared as the “Slobber Knocker Champion!” and on this week’s P.W.W. the person will be inaugurated will this prestige. Good luck to everyone!
Umaga Invitational
Referee: Jack Doan
(Target is Umaga)
Umaga vs. ? vs. ? vs. ? vs. ? vs. ?
Umaga’s music hits and he comes out with Armando Alejandro Estrada! Then “OOOH CHAVO!!” (Loud Boo hits and out comes Chavo with his Manager, Vickie Gurrerro)
Umaga vs. Chavo vs. ? vs. ? vs. ? vs. ?
The Start:
Umaga charges right up to Chavo. He picks up and delivers a huge Samoan Spike. He picks up Chavo again and delivers another Spike and picks up for a 3rd time and gives him a 3rd Spike! He picks him up for a 4th time and throws him into the corner and Chavo slants all the way down and then Umaga goes to the rope from across and he jumps off of it and he runs right into Chavo sticking his butt in his face. Umaga picks up Chavo and delivers a 4th Spike causing the referee to ring the bell because Chavo is out cold!
Chavo has been Eliminated! (Target –> Umaga)
(Then the Great Khali comes out to his music and is the 2nd man to challenge him!)
Umaga (Target) vs. The Great Khali vs. ? vs. ? vs. ? vs. . Chavo (eliminated)
The Start:
Khali runs into the ring trips and falls flat on his face. Umaga runs to him and quickly pins him 1…..2…….3!!!! (Crowd laughs and cheers)
Winner by Pinfall Umaga! (The Great Khali is eliminated as well as Chavo Gurrerro)
(Davari runs out to check on Khali and then runs and jumps on the back of Umaga and Davari is the 3rd man to challenge Umaga!)
Umaga vs. Davari vs. ? vs. ? vs. Chavo (Eliminated) vs. Khali (Eliminated)
(Target = Umaga)
The Start:
Davari is still on Umaga’s back and he is clanging on it and is trying to bring the Samoan Bulldozer down but is not able to and then Umaga bend down causing Davari to flip over Umaga and land on his back. Umaga then grabs and holds the head of Davari. Umaga is looking around and he is looking at all the fans and he sticks out his tongue and then delivers a deadly Samoan Spike and the ref calls for the bell because Davari is out cold!
Winner by K.O. : Umaga (Target) and Davari has been Eliminated!
(Umaga is getting bored and A.A.E comes into the ring and dares anyone else to challenge the Samoan Bulldozer! And they are waiting for about 1 minute until Lashley’s music hits and out comes the Hard Hitting Soft Spoken, Bobby Lashley to a HUGE ovation!
Umaga (Target) vs. Lashley vs. ? vs. Chavo (Eliminated) vs. The Great Khali (Eliminated) vs. Davari (Eliminated)
The Start:
The whole crowds behind Lashley! But JBL points out that this is not a popularity contest! They both lock up and they try to throw each other to the ground but they can’t. Umaga runs to the ropes and tries to run into Lashley to knock him down but Lashley scoops up Umaga, spins and then drops Umaga flat on his back to a huge ovation once again. Lashley is starting to stomp on Umaga and he picks Umaga up and throws him right into the corner. Lashley is stomping away.
Lashley is getting pumped and he picks up Umaga. Umaga kicks Lashley and chokes him by the ropes. Lashley punches Umaga but Umaga reverses it and hits a Samoan Drop. Umaga kicks Lashley as Umaga stands over Lashley. Umaga drops onto Lashley chest with help from the ropes. Umaga tries again, but he gets a boot to the groin. Lashley with a DDT, but Umaga kicks Lashley. Lashley and Umaga exchange a few punches but Umaga connects with a belly-to-belly, Umaga hits a knee to Lashley’s chest followed by a head butt.
Umaga punches Lashley but Lashley retaliates with punches to Umaga and he eventually knocks him down and the fans are going wild!
Lashley is trying to go for the spear but misses and Umaga connects with a vicious Samoan Spike and covers Lashley for a 2 count! (Pop from the crowd) Umaga gives Lashley a Samoan Drop and gets another 2. Umaga goes to a corner where Estrada is and Estrada gives Umaga this brown, old poncho sack. Umaga takes it and starts to drink from it and then he starts to yell! He picks up Lashley and delivers a Samoan Spike and Lashley falls down. Umaga then holds the head of the fallen Lashley and starts hammering the throat of Lashley.
Umaga then goes on top of the ropes and jumps and delivers a huge splash from the top rope and pins Lashley 1-2-3!!
Winner of the Umaga Invitational:
Umaga (but then):
The End:
As Umaga is celebrating his victory, out of no where, Supremacy’s own, Booker T, comes out of no where, gets in the ring, and then rolls Umaga for the 1-2-3!!
Winner of the Umaga Invitational:
Booker T!
The Aftermath:
Umaga is pissed off as Booker T gives us a Spin-A-Roonie to a huge pop and his music hits and we walks out to a steamed Umaga!
JR: Oh my, Booker T? Why on earth is he out here? He isn’t a P.W.W. superstar! He is a Supremacy superstar! I do not understand why he is out here!!
JBL: isn’t it obvious JR? He is out here because it is survival of the fittest! No one can be trusted anymore! It is everyone for themselves! And I guess that Booker T has chosen that he can soar all the way to the top!
JR: Well anyways John, what a night ladies and gentlemen it has been, and it still is not over! Because still to come, probably the most star-studded Elimination Chamber Match in history! Kurt Angle, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Goldberg, The Undertaker, and Finlay are all fighting it out for the most prestigest title in the world, the Pro World Wrestling Title!
JBL: That’s right JR, and also throughout the night, each and every one of those men will be interviewed by our lovely and sexy interviewers, Candice Michelle and Maria!
JR: You know John that P.W.W. has signed to a long-term deal, our newest interviewer, Funaki!
JBL: I said interviewers! Not Immigrants!!
JR: Well folks, standing by is our newest colleagues, P.W.W.’s #1 Announcer, Funaki, with one of the men who will be participating in the Elimination Chamber Match, Finlay!
Backstage:
Funaki: Dis is Funaki, P.W.W.’s #1 Anozah! And wit me at dis time is my very 1st guest, the man who loves to fight, Finlay! (Crowd Boo)
(Finlay is now shown holding his Shilleligeh and he is grinning)
Funaki: Now Finlay, tonight you go up against 5 other men in the Elimination Chamber Match for the P.W.W. title, what are your thoughts?
Finlay: My thoughts? My thoughts? You want to know what my thoughts are? Well I’ll tell you my thoughts (he says that yelling)! I say that this match is a no-brainer! I’m an Irish man! I hail all the way from Belfast, Ireland (Crowd Boo and chant U.S.A!) from where I come from; we had challenges twice as hard as this one. People think of me as the under dog in this match! Well you know what, let them think that because --- because (he gets cut off by something small and green running around) because --- what in the hell are you dong?
(It is revealed to be Little Bastard!) (Crowd goes Wild!)
JR: What the hell?
JBL: It’s Little Bastard! He’s here!
Finlay: I thought I told ya to stay in your cage! How’d you get out! (Little
bastards gets a hold of Finlay’s leg and starts to bite him. Finlay is yelling in pain and is shaking his leg and Little Bastard eventually gets off and he runs away!) Ow OW Ow he bit me! The Little Bastard bit me! Owww! (Funaki is shown laughing (Finlay grabs him by his shirt) You think that is funny?
Funaki: No No!
Finlay: Well you know what, let them think that I am an under dog because when I step inside that ring, inside that brutal cell, I’ll show them all that I am not an under dog, you know why? Because my name is Finlay and I love to fight! Hahahaha (Crowd Boo) Ow Ow Ow my leg, Damn it! My Leg! Get back here you little bastard! (Finlay is shown running off as Funaki and the crowd are laughing)
(Bell Rings)
Tony: The following contest is the “Job vs. Title Opportunity Match!” This match is Extreme Rules Match! Meaning there are no rules! Falls Count Anywhere and there are no Disqualifications and no count outs! If the Big Show loses then he is fired! If the Big show wins then he is still a P.W.W. superstar! If Sabu wins then he can get any title opportunity he wants! If he loses then he does not get this once in a lifetime opportunity.
(Big Show’s music hits and out comes the Big Show!)
Tony: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 500 pounds, The Big Show!
(Sabu’s music hits and out comes Sabu)
Tony: and his opponent, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds. Sabu!
Job vs. Title Opportunity
Big Show vs. Sabu
Referee: Nick Patrick
The Start:
Sabu hit some punches at the bell, but Show head butted him to the mat, hit a forearm, then head butted him to the mat again. Show chopped him in the corner, then chopped him again, sending him to the mat. The Big Show then pressed Sabu over his head and dropped him gut first on the top rope. Sabu fell to the floor and Big Show set a table up.
Mid-match Notes:
Show taunted Sabu by choking him on the ropes near the table The Big Show slammed Sabu through the table! Big Show picked Sabu up but Sabu rallied with a series of punches before Show hit him with a clothesline. Sabu put Show in a bear hug, but Sabu went to the eyes to break free. Show, half-blind, charged Sabu, but Sabu moved and Show knocked out the referee. Sabu tried for a springboard leg lariat, but Show caught him and tossed him with a fall away slam.
Sabu fell to the floor. Show went to pull him back into the ring, and Sabu hit him with a chair. Sabu stayed on offense, and hit a top rope chair shot to the head. Sabu then hit a Triple Jump Moonsault. There was an EC-Dub chant, and Sabu hit an Arabian Facebuster on Show. The referee was still out cold as Sabu tossed out the chair and covered Show. A second referee, Jack Doan, ran in, but Show got his shoulder up at the two count. Sabu went to ringside and grabbed the bell. Big Show got back into the ring and was waiting for Sabu to turn around. He did and Big show was about to knock Sabu out but Sabu ducked and ran into the ropes, jumped on it, and did a spinning heel kick to Big Show and he was knocked out! Sabu then connected with the Atomic Arabian Facebuster.
Sabu then goes for the pin and Jack Doan (who is not the regular referee) he counts 1-2 but then Jack Doan gets pulled out of the ring by Nick Patrick (the actual referee) and they start to argue until Patrick slaps Doan and they get into a fight and the crowd’s loving this!
The End:
Mick Foley’s music hits and he comes out! And he has a mic in hand with a clip board.
Mick Foley: whoa whoa guys chill out! It is fine because Mick Foley is here! (Crowd’s going wild!) Now, I just wanted to say that there is no need for this match because well Big Show, you have your job back and Sabu, you will not be getting a title shot. Sorry but I have even greater news!
(Nick Patrick is still fighting with Jack Doan. Patrick took Doan’s head and smashed it against the steel steps and he walks away laughing)
Foley: Whoa, Nice nick! Umm ok well anyways, I just wanted to say that Mick Foley has been signed as an owner! (Fans go wild) But not exactly in that sense! P.W.W. has signed a new hardcore division for its show guess what? I’m in charge of it! Haha yea! (puts a thumb up!) Now Show, Sabu, the both
of you are part of this division!
So We have, Big Show (Crowd Boo) Sabu (Crowd Cheer) and we now have, The Sandman (He comes out to cheers), Hardcore Holly (He comes out to Boo), The Innovator of Violence, Tommy Dreamer (He comes out to cheers) and finally we have, Stevie Richards (He comes out to cheers)
Foley: Now guys, when I get to 3 I want you to show everyone here in New York City, (Crowd gives a cheap pop) (Foley puts his thumb up!) what we are made of!
1-2-3! (Everyone runs down to the ring and they all brawl and Foley stands by the entrance and starts to laugh and he then says “Have a nice day!” (His music hits and he walks out)
Winner: No Contest
JR: Oh My John what on earth have he just witnessed?
JBL: I’ll tell-ya what we have just witnessed, we just witnessed P.W.W. hit
the jackpot! We now have a Hardcore Division led by that rotten Son of a gun, Mick Foley!
JR: Well anyways John, -- he gets cut off by a promo!
(The Screen goes blue, and we go to a graveyard in the night. We see hundreds and thousands of tombstones. We then see a man with a shovel picking up dirt and moving them to the sides and making a large whole. That man is revealed to be the Undertaker) (Crowd Cheer)
Undertaker: (Shoveling) (Stops) 5 opponents (Shoveling continues) (Stops) 5 Victims! (Shoveling continues) (Stops) Each of those 5 men, I have faces and defeated.
(We then go to clips of Undertaker fighting with each man)
(The 1st video we see is The Undertaker tombstoning Shawn Michaels)
Undertaker: HBK, I have faced, waged war against, and won.
(The 2nd video we see is The Undertaker tombstoning Randy Orton)
Undertaker: Orton, I have faced, waged war against, and won.
(The 3rd video we see is The Undertaker giving Kurt Angle a Last Ride)
Undertaker: Angle, I have faced, waged war against and won.
(The 4th video is The Undertaker high jumping on Goldberg)
Undertaker: Goldberg, I – I – I, please he is no match for me.
(The 5th video is The Undertaker chokeslamming Finlay)
Undertaker: Finlay, I have faced, beaten, and he doesn’t stand a chance.
(We now see The Undertaker shoveling again) (He stops)
Undertaker: 5 opponents (Shoveling continues) (Stops) 5 Victims! (Shoveling continues) (Stops) WILL ALL…REST…IN…PEEEEEEEEEEEEEACCCCCE (Rolls his eyes) (He continues to shovel)
JBL: Holy –
JR: John!
Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen how are you all doing tonight? (Crowd Cheer) Well ladies and gentlemen there is more to come but now please welcome the man who made all this happen! Please welcome the owner of P.W.W. …Mr. Riven!
(Mr. Riven’s Music hits and out comes Mr. Riven himself!) (He gets in the ring and there is this big thing covered with a black cover over it)
Mr. Riven: Thank you Tony, Thank you very much! Haha you all thought that this night wouldn’t happen, but guess what? It did! Anyways, I just wanted to see what has transpired here so far: Ric Flair is the new U.S. Champ! Booker T won the Umaga invitational! That’s right Booker T is now on P.W.W. sorry Supremacy (He is coughing) Sucks (coughing ends) I’m alright, phew I am ok! And there is now a Hardcore division led by the Hardcore Legend himself, Mick Foley! (Crowd Cheer)
Oh shut your mouths! No one cares what you all think! Because the fact of the matter is, P.W.W. is already soaring to the top with all of its ratings! Supremacy doesn’t stand a chance! Supremacy is like a bunch of big, hairy, sweaty men trying to actually perform! Oh please! They all suck! You have this man, Warren Put, who by the way is the rightful owner to this stupid business of his called Supremacy!
(Crowd Cheer) Excuse me? You are all here to see me! (Boo) and all of the men who are on this show! If you are a fan of Warren Put then I suggest you all get up and get the fuck out of my damn building! (Most of the people get up and start to leave) Whoa, whoa, whoa wait up! Don’t leave please stop!! Fine go get out! Get out! I don’t want you here! You are all just like Put and the rest of the roster of Supremacy! You all suck!!!!!! Here I wanna show you something!
(He pulls off the black cover and it is a picture of Warren Put with the word “SUPREMACY” on his chest) (Mr. Riven takes out a pen and starts to stab him profusely)
All of a sudden, "El Distorto de Melodica" by Everclear hits and out comes the owner of Supremacy, Warren Put comes out with a mic in his hand and while he is coming down to the ring he starts to say something.
Warren Put: Hold on everybody, (talking to the crowd) don’t leave! I think you all want to stay so you can see me humiliate Mr. Riven over here haha! (He gets into the ring and all the fans go back to their seats) Now Lee, I don’t think you want to start something that you are unable to finish if you feel me. Now it is in your best interest to just hand me your business.
Riven: Excuse me? Who the hell do you think you are? Coming down here, on my show! Why the hell are you here? Who the hell do you think you are?!?
Put: I’ll tell you why I am here. I knew you would come out here, running your mouth and all and actually you have some men who I am actually interested in having on my show for that matter! Oh and by the way, it isn’t up to Booker T to decide that he is on your show, because the fact of the matter is he is still property of Supremacy, and that will continue to stay like that! (Crowd Cheers)
Riven: Oh really??
Put: yes really!
Riven: Well I have the authority on throwing your ass right out of here!
Put: Lee, I have known you for a long time now! I know that you wouldn’t do it! But knowing you, you love competition! Hell, you strive on competition! So let’s hear it!
Riven: What on Earth are you talking about?
Put: Wow, boy are you stupid! Fine, I challenge you Riven! I challenge you…to a match! One on One! Right here right now! (Warren Put takes off his suit jacket and the fans are going wild!)
Riven: Whoa Whoa hold on you ******! Wait! Now this is my show damn it! I make the shots! Not you!
Put: Fine, so name the stipulation! Because it doesn’t matter what type of match it is in, because I will kick your ass right here, right now so bring it on!
Riven: I should name the stipulation? Me?? Wow, I like that! I like that a lot! Fine! Then you snobby, disgusting fans will witness an epic battle! And Epic Classic right here right now in this dump of a place! Mr. Riven vs. Warren Put in a one on one match right here right now in an arm wrestling contest!
(Crowd Boo)
Put: What? Are you serious? An Arm Wresting Contest? Oh please, are you that big of a wuss?
Riven: I am certainly not a wuss, I’ll show you! Do you accept the challenge or not?
Put: Nope. I don’t like that at all! Because I am a man of adventure! I love to take risks! So how about this! We will do your little arm wrestling stint, but if I win, I get to pick one man from your roster, anyone I choose. And if you win, you may do the same! Deal?
Riven: Deal! (The 2 shake hands!)
(A Referee comes out and 2 men bring out all the things they need for this arm wrestling contest)
Riven: (putting his elbow down on the arm pad) Come on man, put your elbow down right now and let’s get this thing over already.
Put: I thought you would never ask!
(They both put their elbows on the mat and they start their arm wrestling contest)
Warren Put vs. Mr. Riven
Winner gets to have one man from the other’s roster!
They both lock up and Riven seems to be trying to push down Put’s hand but nothing is happening. Finally, Put is pushing Riven’s hand down almost all the way but just then Riven is getting the advantage on Put and he is picking up Put’s hand over and just then Riven is just seconds away from winning but he can’t move Put’s hand down anymore. Just then, Warren Put starts to laugh hysterically and all of a sudden Put starts to have the upper hand in this contest and is minutes away from scoring the victory.
Mr. Riven is screaming and yelling in pain, but then he evens the score by pulling Put’s hand directly to the middle. They both continue to arm wrestle, back and forth and Put played with Mr. Riven for a bit, making it seem that Riven was gonna win. But just then, Put almost had Riven down all the way but just then Riven kicked Put‘s legs out from under him to pull his hand all the way down to score the victory.
Winner: Mr. Riven
Mr. Riven: Aw are you ok? Well I guess I’ll be taking Booker T after all! Hahaha Now security, get his ass out of here! Now!!
Just then, former owner of ACW X-Treme, Thomas Boswell, comes out to loud cheers!
Thomas: Ladies, ladies, ladies, I think it is time to grow up don’t you think? Now I have a shocking announcement I have to make! Now I know something that all these people do not know! You 2 are the pride owners of your own shows! But there is one man that is the bigger boss!
Riven: Shut up! Shut up Boswell, your show ran out of business so you’re the one who should be working for us!
Thomas: Aw speaking of that, I have an announcement to make!
Put: (While getting up) Well why don’t you tell us your little announcement already so we can get on with our lives already!
Thomas: Why so eager Warren. Now you all know me, I am –
Riven: Old Fashioned? Yea we know that already haha!
Thomas: Hahahaha, Riven that is pretty mean to talk about your superstars like that! (Crowd laugh and cheer)
Riven: Make with your announcement already so I can kick the both of you ff my show!
Thomas: not so fast Lee. Now as you all know, my former show, ACW X-Treme, went bankrupt! Which was fine since I got screwed by 2 people! Now people might think it was Wrestledude with his show, ACW Combat (Crowd Boo) or ACW Warzone’s own, Drew911 (Mixed reactions) but no no no no no it wasn’t them, it was the 2 of you! (Both Mr. Riven and Warren Put are laughing!)
Riven: Aw, oh well, I guess the jig is up! You caught us! But whatcha gonna do about it?
Thomas: Why so fast? Guys, trust me u want to wait for this announcement! Because you all screwed me, I am going to screw you! You know what this whole thing needs? It needs a 3rd brand! (Crowd goes wild!!!) And boys, I am the man who is fit for the job guys! Ladies and gents, Warren Put and Lee Riven
Riven: That is Mr. Riven to you!
Thomas: Ok Mr. Riven, allow me to introduce to you all my show, Drum roll please (DRUM ROLL) Powerhouse!!!! And also, I have taken from you 4 men each!
Put and Riven: What? You son of a b*tch! Who are they?!?!?
Thomas: In due time! Well actually, I think I’ll announce it right now! (Crowd cheer) I’ll do P.W.W. 1st right now! The 1st men I will announce as 2 because I have taken a tag team from you and I have broken one up! Hahaha! The tag team that I have taken from you is none other than, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash! The Outsiders! Hahaha They both come out wearing Powerhouse’s T-Shirts!
Riven: You Bastard! Who do you think you are! You 2 were supposed to be my secret Tag Team! For tonight!! Well anyways, what is the big deal? You guys suck anyways!
Put: Hehehehe no they don’t.
Riven: I know (Starts to frown)
Thomas: Hahaha, the tag team that I have broken up is…Val Venis and Viscera! Now, I have only randomly picked 1 man and that man is…Val Venis! He comes out wearing a Powerhouse T-Shirt! But before I announce my final pick from the P.W.W. Val has something to say.
Val Venis: Now I know that I have a match later on, it is the Tag Team
Gauntlet Match for the Tag Titles! I intend to compete in that match! And I intend to win the tag team titles! (Crowd Cheer) and Tommy Boy, if I win the titles with my tag partner Viscera then anything will happen! But I still intend to compete in this match! Whether any of you like it or not!
Thomas: Now let’s see what the damages I have done. I took a huge Tag team off of your chest and I have split up a tag team. The news get worse and worse because I have taken a man away from your Elimination Chamber match!
Riven: You Sonavabitch! How dare you?! Who is it!
Thomas: Not to worry because, he will still be competing in the Elimination Chamber match! But if he wins the title well then, I guess he will be bringing the title on home with us at Powerhouse! Allow me to introduce to you, the man who loves to fight, Finlay! (Finlay comes out with a powerhouse t-shirt to very loud boo)
Riven: Big deal…he sucks anyways! And because of this, he will be the first man to enter the Elimination Chamber match! Now get out of here!
Thomas: hold on I am not done yet! Because I have taken 4 me from Put also! And the both of them are tag teams! Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce to you all the newest members of the Powerhouse family…Matt and Jeff Hardy, The Hardy’s! And America’s Most Wanted, Chris Harris and James Storm!! Adios people! Hahahahahaha…and the both of you [Warren Put and Mr. Riven] you will soon learn that I am the Most electrifying Man Ever!! And that Warren Put and Mr. Riven screwed Warren Put and Mr. Riven! Peace!!
(Back in the ring Riven and Warren Put both look at each other and they are pissed off and they leave)
JR: I cannot believe that Mr. Riven how could he have done that to ACW X-Treme? What a jerk!
JBL: Whoa JR! are you calling Mr. Riven a jerk? The only man who is a jerk is Thomas Boswell! He should be shot!
JR: Whatever John, anyways here is Candice Michelle in the back with Kurt Angle! Take it away Candice!
