Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Spunky]

Awww, I dont want to own the ring of a ladyboy though. dgza\

 

[klunderbunker]

Of all the fucked up stuff I've had you do you get upset over this one?

 

[Spunky]

yes.

 

[Marquis]

Of all the fucked up stuff I've had you do you get upset over this one?

Same thing i was thinking.

Amen brother man.

You called me brother! Therefor from now on i refer to you as Brother KB.

 

[Spunky]

I hate the though of hooking up with Showgirl, I love the match, As Marquis said Just getting the job done.

But hellz noes am I going down that route.

 

[klunderbunker]

I hate the though of hooking up with Showgirl, I love the match, As Marquis said Just getting the job done.

But hellz noes am I going down that route.

Why not Showgirl though? not your type/

 

[Spunky]

Why not Showgirl though? not your type/

Nope, Just like a fleshlight, Only the real thing will do.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ok then. You can hit on my corpse.

 

[NSL]

Jonny def Nighthawk
Tim and Dan def Manbeast and Revolver
Marcus Blade def Rock N Roll Ninja

The show ends with Harthan locking Monkey in the chokeout with Monkey holding his hand up to tap out as we go off the air.

Not surprised

As all ten men are in the ring, we are ready to go!

Participants include: Nighthawk, DeSade, Pippen, Adam Revolver, Ted McNailer, Vengeance, Polley, Jonny, Marcus Blade and the Rock N Roll Ninja!

The rules are simple: these ten men will battle it out, with the final two receiving a tag team title match at Line in the Sand!

Woohoo!! Go Nighthawk!

As Nighthawk and DeSade hammer on each other even more, RNRN and Blade have seperated themselves, as have the new tag team of Polley and Jonny. Vengeance is left in the middle of the ring as the only man without a corner.

I knew I'd get my revenge...And, RNRN and Blade really don't like each other, do they?

As only Blade is on his feet, Tim and Dan appear from the back to watch their competition for next month. Jonny, Nighthawk, Vengeance and the Ninja stand to their feet to charge at Blade, but he easily backdrops Polley and Vengeance to the apron. Both men hold on, but Tim and Dan pull them down to the floor! We are down to an unconscious DeSade, Nighthawk, the RNRN, Jonny and Marcus Blade!

RNRN picks up Nighthawk and launches him over the top rope! The Rock and Roll Ninja and Marcus Blade have won the battle royal!

Aw shit...

Spunky walks through the curtain, clad in a three piece suit complete with handkerchief. He brushes the dust off of his shoudlers before climbing into the ring, as the crowd isn't sure what to think. Spunky asks for a couple of chairs and is granted his request. He pulls from his pocket a small nameplate that says Byron Von Spunkleford and a liverwurst sandwich with cottage cheese. Using the other chair as a table, Spunky sits down and proceeds to have lunch.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh rightttttt.

Time to kick my ass, I mean it's ass.

As he cranks back on it, Showgirl refuses to tap out! After nearly a minute in the hold, Spunky leans down and plants a huge kiss on Showgirl's lips! The tapping can't come fast enough as Spunky has won!

Creepy, but typical Spunky.

I'd like to official be released from my OCW contract, Effective immediatly.

NO! You're a huge draw!

Not possible. Once you post in here they own your soul.

What soul?

 

[NSL]

The whole PPV will be up before I go to bed which will be after Raw. Bank on it. If it's not, barring any unforseen thing, I'll change my name to whatever you guys pick.

I'm thinking it should be "KB's ghost"

 

[klunderbunker]

I haven't been to bed yet, so nope.

 

[NSL]

I haven't been to bed yet, so nope.

Likely loophole.

 

[Khalifa]

Nighthawk and DeSade immediately go at it in an effort to renew their rivalry. The Mobile Homers try to stay in the middle of the ring, but the other six men begin to circle the OVW Southern Tag Team Champions. As apparently the OCW talent doesn't take kindly to strangers, the pair are promptly picked up and launched over the top rope, eliminating them from the match. As Pippen wipes his eyes for his fallen hero, Vengeance catches him with a dropkick to the back and we're already down to seven!

I was kind of surprised here but oh well. Battle royals aren't my things.

 

[Khalifa]

As Nighthawk and DeSade hammer on each other even more, RNRN and Blade have seperated themselves, as have the new tag team of Polley and Jonny. Vengeance is left in the middle of the ring as the only man without a corner.

Before I read the rest of the battle royal I predict a Vegeance and NightHawk win and do one of those things Matt Hardy and MVP did.

 

[Khalifa]

As only Blade is on his feet, Tim and Dan appear from the back to watch their competition for next month. Jonny, Nighthawk, Vengeance and the Ninja stand to their feet to charge at Blade, but he easily backdrops Polley and Vengeance to the apron. Both men hold on, but Tim and Dan pull them down to the floor! We are down to an unconscious DeSade, Nighthawk, the RNRN, Jonny and Marcus Blade!

Boy I was wrong. Wait maybe it might be DeSade and Nighthawk. I know Nighthawk is winning for a fact.

 

[NSL]

I was kind of surprised here but oh well. Battle royals aren't my things.

After your spectacular performance in the last one?

Before I read the rest of the battle royal I predict a Vegeance and NightHawk win and do one of those things Matt Hardy and MVP did.

I was thinking this too.

Boy I was wrong. Wait maybe it might be DeSade and Nighthawk. I know Nighthawk is winning for a fact.

Again, me too. But, this is KB booking it, and apparently I'm not allowed to win. Just do really good.

 

[Khalifa]

RNRN picks up Nighthawk and launches him over the top rope! The Rock and Roll Ninja and Marcus Blade have won the battle royal!

Boy was I wrong.

 

[Khalifa]

After your spectacular performance in the last one?



I was thinking this too.



Again, me too. But, this is KB booking it, and apparently I'm not allowed to win. Just do really good.

Yes My spectacular performance at the last one should of given me a OCW title shot. Oh well. I am totally shocked you lost.

 

[NSL]

I am totally shocked you lost.

No offense, but you, and you alone, thought I was walking out of that with a tag title shot. I'm just glad I got to beat on DeSade a little.

I'm still wondering:

1.) What happened as a result of the Harthan v. Monkey match at Breakout?
2.) Who is Marcus Blade?
3.) What happens on the rest of King Of Queensland?

 

[Khalifa]

I'd like to official be released from my OCW contract, Effective immediatly.

WTF...

 

[Khalifa]

No offense, but you, and you alone, thought I was walking out of that with a tag title shot. I'm just glad I got to beat on DeSade a little.

I'm still wondering:

1.) What happened as a result of the Harthan v. Monkey match at Breakout?
2.) Who is Marcus Blade?
3.) What happens on the rest of King Of Queensland?

I bet when people read the showing you put on they thought you would of won.

 

[NSL]

WTF...

I'd love to see the odd match of Spunky v. Spunky, with the winner receiving a Hardcore Title shot, and the loser being forced to retire...

Complete with Spunky muttering "I love you. I'm sorry." Except, the lines already been used in OCW.

 

[Khalifa]

I'd love to see the odd match of Spunky v. Spunky, with the winner receiving a Hardcore Title shot, and the loser being forced to retire...

Complete with Spunky muttering "I love you. I'm sorry." Except, the lines already been used in OCW.

This would be a classic...

 

[NSL]

This would be a classic...

The last time I suggested a match for Spunky, it actually happened. It'd be interesting to see KB write that match...

I'd also like to see me actually defeat Vengeance and DeSade in a #1 Contender's match for the Taz Title, but I don't know how I'd win. Apparently, the one move I never learned is the Lateral Press.

 

[Khalifa]

Yeah I could see you in that match. It would be a good rematch for sure. Possibly on the next PPV. You could win by like some use of weapon/s. Like jumping off a ladder or using a table or something.