Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[klunderbunker]

Monkey raises the mic to his lips.

He ain't coming out.

The crowd begins to chant KB.

He's dead you fucktards.

How about Murfish?

He's already here.

Well fuck! How about Eric Cartman?

Cartman's not real. Are you people that stupid that you'd come and watch something completely fake every single week that's never going to happen in the real world? Do you have any idea how dumb you'd have to be to waste your time coming to the same place to imagine something happening? Like that could ever happen.

 

[Harthan]

Monkey raises the mic to his lips.

He ain't coming out.

The crowd begins to chant KB.

He's dead you fucktards.

How about Murfish?

He's already here.

Well fuck! How about Eric Cartman?

Cartman's not real. Are you people that stupid that you'd come and watch something completely fake every single week that's never going to happen in the real world? Do you have any idea how dumb you'd have to be to waste your time coming to the same place to imagine something happening? Like that could ever happen.

Oh ho, dramatic irony. You're a clever one, you are, KB.

 

[klunderbunker]

He's dead you fucktards might be my favorite line I've ever written. There's something just great about that.

 

[Papa Shango]

Ahem... *waits in the Gorilla position*

 

[klunderbunker]

Monkey continues to speak.

And for all of your smarkasses out there, yes Rusty I'm talking to you too, Shango's not in the gorilla position waiting to do a run in.

 

[Papa Shango]

*Peels a banana and goes to town on it*

 

[klunderbunker]

That's Monkey's gimmick.

And stop blowing it. That's Dragon's job.

 

[Papa Shango]

I just read that thread.

 

[klunderbunker]

I need a hot and cold shower at the same time.

 

[Papa Shango]

I feel dirty all over after reading that.

 

[klunderbunker]

I feel......something else.

 

[Papa Shango]

Not sure why I feel so uncomfortable about it. Monkey and I have had that same conversation before.

 

[klunderbunker]

I think because she's underage and she's dragon.

 

[Rusty]

Monkey continues to speak.

And for all of your smarkasses out there, yes Rusty I'm talking to you too, Shango's not in the gorilla position waiting to do a run in.

Good ol Monkey.

 

[Papa Shango]

... No, that's not it.

 

[klunderbunker]

What is it then?

 

[NSL]

Who was in the opening match again? I remember Monkey, TM, and CCS...But, not all of who they were facing...

 

[klunderbunker]

It's not a match.

 

[NSL]

It's not a match.

My memory is failing me horribly tonight...

Is there a match at KOQ for them? Why am I associating this all together...?

 

[Spunky]

needs a spunk injection...

 

[klunderbunker]

The team stands in the ring, awaiting the crowd to be quiet as they have something to say.

 

[NSL]

This is going to be continued on next week'd Breakout, isn't it?

What crowd would quiet down for KB's murderer?

 

[Spunky]

 

[klunderbunker]

Quiet down or I'll put on a WCW rerun.

A pin is heard dropping in row 48-D.

 

[NSL]

Quiet down or I'll put on a WCW rerun.

A pin is heard dropping in row 48-D.

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