Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Spunky]

The King!

 

[Khalifa]

So my Cartman guess was a failure.

 

[klunderbunker]

Kamikaze misses and lands on the top rope, slingshotting him back through the roof and into outer space!

 

[Spunky]

Lol!

 

[klunderbunker]

We cut to our outer space camera, where we see Kamikaze being looked at by aliens known as the Slyborgs.

 

[Marquis]

Is someone dreaming an episode of OCW again?

 

[klunderbunker]

Nope. This is all real fake wrestling.

 

[Spunky]

 

[klunderbunker]

More on that later, as Kamikaze enters the Uncle ship.

 

[klunderbunker]

Kamikaze
Height-Shorter than a giraffe
Weight-About as much as my Uncle Gus
Finisher-Falling and hoping to land on his opponent.
Music-None
Hometown-Earth
Age-22

We don’t know, and we don’t want to know.

 

[NSL]

Kamikaze
Height-Shorter than a giraffe
Weight-About as much as my Uncle Gus
Finisher-Falling and hoping to land on his opponent.
Music-None
Hometown-Earth
Age-22

We don’t know, and we don’t want to know.

Outer Space should be the hometown...

 

[Spunky]

It's been three week's, Since i've had a decent sleep. I've a restless head, An empty bed, These dreams are killing me so...

 

[Spunky]

The trash can containing the OCW belts is seen. Tim appears trying to steal one. He picks up the Tag title belt, not realizing he needs a partner to hold one. Chester Cheeto shows up and hits him with a chair, proclaiming him not worthy of being in the same building as the belts, before packing him in a truck labeled New Zealand.
!

Tim starts tapping Rusty on the shoulder to show him the shiny penny that has fascinated him.

I thought I had it bad, Well at least Tim has a title reign, The only title i'll get is OCW's clown

Oh very well.

The show is coming to an end after a Latvian flag is burned in the ring, symbolizing the end of the Latvians.

Superstar by Saliva, who is appearing live, rocks the house as the lights pull to a dim. With the words Now has come the day that we take the lead and we make you follow roar through the building, The Impact Players make their way to the ring. Polley, IC, Sparky and Rusty, all clad in jean shorts and IP t-shirts climb into the ring, each going to a corner at the same time and throwing up Orton poses.

Polley takes the mic- I don't know if any of you guys felt it, but a great storm has struck Australia. The damage is off the charts. There has never been this much chaos striking this country at once. Everyone here is doomed. And my friends, that storm is known, as the Impact Players! *mic to Rusty*

Rusty- I think all of you know me pretty damn well wouldn't you say? *crowd cheers* Yeah, I thought so. If there's one thing that I've gotten to know about Aussie fans since I've been out here every night, busting my ass for each and every one of you, its that Australia fans absolutely fucking suck! I've heard all of you week in and week out demanding great things out of me, and every sincel week I've delivered. Rusty=ratings. Rusty=cash. Rusty=the very reason each and every one of you are in those seats tonihgt. And what do I hear from you? Rusty, go beat this guy. Rusty, go beat that guy. I have beaten them all, and now I say this to all of you: My name is Rusty, and I am nobody's hero. All of us standing before you today, are now your worst nightmares.

IC on the mic after high fiving Rusty who is suddenly being booed out of the building.- Yeah that's right. Make all the noise you want you pathetic little wastes of skin. I've been in this damn place 5 minutes and already I feel like I need to go back to America and take a few weeks worth of showers. How in the hell do you people live like this? Why we're in thei sgod forsaken palce is beyond me. Wait, I remember now. *They all pull up their shirts, revealing each of them is wearing a title belt* its because no one here can stand up to us!

Last but not least, Sparky is on the mic- That's right nig man. You see, with OCW off the air for a few weeks, we tooka few liberties. All of us stand before you today with a little gold around our waists. Here you see the OCW champion, Rusty. The tag team champions, IC and Polley, and myself, the Tasmanian King. Sof for all the boys in the back, especially that lying coward KB, I suggest you get on your knees and start begging, because the Impact Players won't be caring about who you are, or what your name is, because from now on, Power to the Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayers!

*saliva kicks in again, as all four mount the ropes, titles in hand striking the Orton pose, as we go off the air*

I marked out, Just Fuckin' wow.

 

[Tim]

Monkey raises the mic to his lips.

He ain't coming out.

The crowd begins to chant KB.

He's dead you fucktards.

How about Murfish?

He's already here.

Well fuck! How about Eric Cartman?

Cartman's not real. Are you people that stupid that you'd come and watch something completely fake every single week that's never going to happen in the real world? Do you have any idea how dumb you'd have to be to waste your time coming to the same place to imagine something happening? Like that could ever happen.

 

[Tim]

Kamikaze misses and lands on the top rope, slingshotting him back through the roof and into outer space!

So out of curiosity,, how fast was he going?

 

[Tim]

I thought I had it bad, Well at least Tim has a title reign, The only title i'll get is OCW's clown.

Just think, you started out just like me... Well I didn't beat myself up, but you get the idea. So who knows, you might get a title. Someday.

 

[Spunky]

Just think, you started out just like me... Well I didn't beat myself up, but you get the idea. So who knows, you might get a title. Someday.

Fuck, I hope so, The TAZ title would do me.

 

[Tim]

You just need to get a good psychiatrist.

 

[Spunky]

You just need to get a good psychiatrist.

I think a mirror in the ring as i'm kicking my ass, Would do.

Could you image if KB did an Eric Young with me, The OCW undercard would die.

 

[Tim]

I think a mirror in the ring as i'm kicking my ass, Would do.

Could you image if KB did an Eric Young with me, The OCW undercard would die.

Yes... Of course it would....

 

[Spunky]

 

[Sparky]

*Breaking new* *the guy doing broadcasting the breaking news forgot what the important thing he was going to say*

 

[Tim]

Sparky, you're doing it wrong.

 

[klunderbunker]

Someone's been reading the REAL old stuff.

 

[Spunky]

Yep. page 22.