Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Richard]

The greatest tag team? But you're not teamed with me...

 

[Khalifa]

Becca.

Oh so you agree, you can get rid of the advertisement?

 

[Harthan]

I still think Harthan & Murfish in the slapshod team that wins the titles (Cena & Batista style) would be great.

 

[Khalifa]

The greatest tag team? But you're not teamed with me...

Thats because I am against you.

 

[NSL]

We come back from break to see Monkey, Trademark, CCS and Murfish in their office. Monkey has something else to say.

Perhaps some of you may be wondering why you see us standing here before you. We have united because all of us are sick of the evil and the sin plaguing OCW. Men like KB and Shango have corrupted the minds of so many young men. As my associate of the Croatian Communication Systems, Mr. Clifford Clayton Snodgrass has told me, OCW has plagued many Croatian children's minds. He has informed me they are becoming creative and writing down such things as stories, songs, even plays! Such evil things must not continue. That is why the four of us come before you today to show you the way.

This path of ours will begin at King of Queensland. On that show, here are some of the matches you will be seeing-

Rusty vs. Team OVW
Spunky vs. Showgirl
Murfish vs. Numbers
Sparky vs. Thriller for the Taz Title
The winners of tonight's main event challenging Tim and Dan for the Tag Team Titles
Shango vs. Lumpy and Tits
Nighthawk and Pippen vs. Vengeance and DeSade
Monkey vs. Harthan-OCW Title

Finally, I get my shot at the two of them!

I like it. I can show those Taz title people what I have got. But then again i bet NSL is disapointed I am on his team....

Nah. KB said he liked you, so you'll start turning it around soon. Haven't looked bad lately...

Here are your winners: Polley and Jonny!!!!!!!

Didn't see it coming...Good move. What's their team name??


Pippen - I hope you're not pushing us as a tag team long-term...I'd like to advance my singles career...

 

[Papa Shango]

KB, when are you gonna post my promo?

 

[klunderbunker]

It's coming. I'm stretching yoru angle out for a bit, and it wouldn't make sense to do it yet. I saved it though. It's coming.

 

[Papa Shango]

Oooh, I'm intrigued.

And I look forward to humiliating Tits and Lumpy. Hell, go ahead and throw Bastion Booger in there, and I'll whoop his fat ass too.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah. The plan I had that I told you seems like a weak verseion of what I could do with it, so I'm altering it somewhat.

 

[Papa Shango]

I'm looking forward to it. You don't even have to tell me what your plan is if you don't want to. I kinda want the surprise.

 

[klunderbunker]

It could go on for a good while. Maybe even to FC 3.

 

[Papa Shango]

Really? Okay, maybe I DO wanna know about it.

 

[klunderbunker]

All first decisions are final.

 

[Khalifa]

Finally, I get my shot at the two of them!



Nah. KB said he liked you, so you'll start turning it around soon. Haven't looked bad lately...



Didn't see it coming...Good move. What's their team name??


Pippen - I hope you're not pushing us as a tag team long-term...I'd like to advance my singles career...

Oh awesome KB is actually taking notice in me and NSL I am not pushing us as a tag team. I want to push myself as a tag team before I make start my career in singles.

 

[Papa Shango]

All first decisions are final.

Oh yeah, I'm well aware of that.

 

[NSL]

Oh awesome KB is actually taking notice in me and NSL I am not pushing us as a tag team. I want to push myself as a tag team before I make start my career in singles.

You'd need a tag partner...

 

[Khalifa]

You'd need a tag partner...

Yeah I know. I was thinking that KB could set me up with another young dude or something and we'd be like the Hardy boys or something. Start of young and then go win a few midcard titles and maybe even the big one. I just hope it's not with that Deadmanblahblah dude.

 

[Sparky]

Ouch, that's hot. It was 43 here today. Thank fuck I now have a pool.



That's too low. Hobart is where all the criminals go. Sparky is lucky he escaped that place.

At least we all agree on one thing here: Tasmania is the shithole of Australia.

Yep. Even Sparky's moving out of there. He's finally come to his senses.

I think he already moved from there. He lives in Melbourne now I think.

Not much of an improvement

Tasmania should be where all the criminals get sent.

True.

Why do you think Sparky lived there

That would explain his absence from WZ.

*****.

 

[Richard]

 

[Sparky]

you have given out too much reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Your Lucky...

 

[NSL]

Yeah I know. I was thinking that KB could set me up with another young dude or something and we'd be like the Hardy boys or something. Start of young and then go win a few midcard titles and maybe even the big one. I just hope it's not with that Deadmanblahblah dude.

I'm pretty sure KB told him he had to prove himself as a poster first, before trying to join OCW. You should be OK. I don't see DEADMAN coming back here (to OCW) anytime soon...

 

[klunderbunker]

Pippen is fine and Deadman isn't coming here.

 

[Khalifa]

I'm pretty sure KB told him he had to prove himself as a poster first, before trying to join OCW. You should be OK. I don't see DEADMAN coming back here (to OCW) anytime soon...

Good.

Pippen is fine and Deadman isn't coming here.

Yes I am so happy.

 

[klunderbunker]

Then both of you go vote for me in the elimination game. I'm dying in there.

 

[Spunky]

Spunky 4 LEGIT!!!