Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Tim]

Dim.

Ha.

 

[Sparky]

The Tim Dan's

 

[Tim]

Both men stagger to their feet with Papa behind Rusty. He tries for a German suplay but Rusty elbows his way out of it. A third elbow and Shango is sent to the mat. As he gets up, Rusty gets a running start and jumps from the mat to the top rope, jumps backwards and spins around in midair, landing a huge clothesline on Shango! He covers his arch rival but yet again only gets two! Rusty cannot believe it as he waits for Shango to get to his feet. Rusty charges at Shango with a clothesline but Shango sends him over the top rope. The four time champion holds on though and waits for Shango to turn around. He jumps onto the top rope and springboards off into a huge high cross body! Shango is ready for him though and steps forward to pull Rusty out of the air and down into the Taxi Driver! The fans explode as Papa floats over onto Rusty to get the three count!

Really great match KB.

 

[Tim]

I have waited for two long years here in OCW as I was held back by KB. Every single move that I made here was under his watch and absolutely nothing can be done on your own. One night many months ago, I was approached by a nightmare from KB's past known as Sabre. While at the time we were the bitterest of enemies, everything he said was something that I agreed with. There was no reason to listen to what some bastard of a man like KB told us to do anymore. The plan was formulated, and after a little doctoring to KB's will, I now stand before you as the sole owner, and the World Heavyweight Champion of OCW. It is in this new era that...

Monkey drops the mic and sprints from the ring as Shango runs down the ramp and comes after Monkey. Monkey runs into the crowd with Shango hot on his trail as we go off the air!

Monkey is a dead man walking.

 

[Tim]

The Tim Dan's

It's better than the rest of them.

 

[Tim]

Breaking News-Trademark and Rock N Roll Ninja have received the following message.

You suck, you can't wrestle, and you draw no money. You are a failure at life, your family hates you, your friends hate you, your pets are being sacrified to satan and you're going to hell. Now GET OUT!

P.S.-The fruit basket you're being sent is cash on delivery, SO PAY UP!

Who hte hell is the Rock N Roll Ninja?

 

[Tim]

I'd believe it.

I was trying to shake things up a bit.

And now to blow your minds a bit: if all of OCW was a dream, who is the dreamer?

Paul Heyman.

 

[Tim]

We see a video of an OCW House Show and Jonny being backdropped up and over the top rope by Tim. He lands awkwardly and stays down for a long, long time.

Muahahahahaha.

 

[Thriller Ant]

You kicking your own ass wasn't even a sanctioned match. Thriller may have it worse than anyone currently...

I'm glad someone realizes how under appreciated Thriller is lol. I am the valet for the current women's champion however...

 

[klunderbunker]

I've got something planned for you.

 

[Murfish]

Let's go!

 

[klunderbunker]

Let's go what?

 

[Sparky]

Where are we going?

 

[Thriller Ant]

I've got something planned for you.

I think you told me that, and I can't wait to see what happens.

 

[Murfish]

Let's go what?

Where ever, I just realized that I don't post here as often as I used to.

 

[klunderbunker]

Can we go and get a puppy?

 

[Murfish]

?

 

[klunderbunker]

Can we mother can we? Pwwwwwwz?

 

[klunderbunker]

Can we mother can we? Pwwwwwwz??

 

[Sparky]

If KB gets a Puppy Sparky gets one two, otherwise it aint no fair.

 

[Murfish]

I'm not going to answer that.

 

[klunderbunker]

Sparky's puppies would be groped and molested.

 

[Sparky]

Before or after i got it?

 

[klunderbunker]

After of course.

 

[Sparky]

I would not do such a thing.