Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[klunderbunker]

Nighthawk walks up to the stage in complete shocked, apparently having been fired.

 

[NSL]

We never take it down. I bought an arena.

I didn't get to the part where you bought it. We were still a traveling circus at the time...



Am I fired??

 

[NSL]

Nighthawk walks up to the stage in complete shocked, apparently having been fired.

 

[klunderbunker]

He reaches the podium and with a tear in his eye, sticks out his hand for a goodbye handshake.

 

[Spunky]

And you know, wrestlers.

i'd spandex up for you.

 

[klunderbunker]

The Disembodied Voice, clad in a blue parka and a sombrero looks at Nighthawk and says,

Why in the hell are you crying? I want you to get me a grape soda.

Nighthawk straightens up and sees Eric coming to him to hug him all better. Nighthawk grabs him and powerslams him down onto the stage!

 

[Spunky]

nighthawk FTW!

 

[klunderbunker]

The DV opens the envelope and fires Papa Shango!

 

[NSL]

nighthawk FTW!

The DV opens the envelope and fires Papa Shango!

 

[NSL]

The Disembodied Voice, clad in a blue parka and a sombrero looks at Nighthawk and says,

Why in the hell are you crying? I want you to get me a grape soda.

Nighthawk straightens up and sees Eric coming to him to hug him all better. Nighthawk grabs him and powerslams him down onto the stage!

Who's Eric?

 

[klunderbunker]

You know, Eric from BMW? The guy I put in here for you?

 

[klunderbunker]

Shango can't believe it as security takes him out of the building. As he is leaving, the Car Bombs trip him down to the floor, sending the side of his head into a chair, breaking his neck like the girl in Million Dollar Baby.

 

[NSL]

You know, Eric from BMW? The guy I put in here for you?

The judges were named 3 days ago...Give me a little slack for forgetting

That's pretty epic...I powerslammed one of my favorite characters!

 

[klunderbunker]

As Shango lays on the floor completely motionless, the Redcoats come and jump on his neck, killing him for good.

 

[klunderbunker]

The Disembodied Voice pipes up again.

Carbombs, Red Coats and Tim/Dan, YOU'RE ALL FIRED! Get the fudge out!

 

[klunderbunker]

The Voice continues

Therefore by default, Tits Magee and Lumpy Magoo are the NEW OCW World Tag Team Champions!

 

[Spunky]

The Disembodied Voice pipes up again.

Carbombs, Red Coats and Tim/Dan, YOU'RE ALL FIRED! Get the fudge out!

Tim, And Dan?

And Shango?

WOW!

 

[NSL]

The Disembodied Voice pipes up again.

Carbombs, Red Coats and Tim/Dan, YOU'RE ALL FIRED! Get the fudge out!

That's 7 people...Wow...

So much for a tag division...Why Tim & Dan though?

 

[Father:_Polley]

You fired me?!? I feel injustice

 

[Spunky]

arent the carbombs Polley and NorCal?

 

[Papa Shango]

It's creepy, I read that and then I tweaked my neck.

 

[NSL]

Tim, And Dan?

And Shango?

WOW!

The Carbombs, Redcoats, and Shango are rarely in here. Shango is around once in a while, so that still kind of confuses me. Tim is here all the time though...

I just passed Rusty for #3

 

[klunderbunker]

Next up it is time to purge the Women's Division! The 14 women in OCW, (Jeannie Bill, Bex, Samoa Joan, Showgirl and 10 RBIs) are called to the stage. All but Becca are fired!

 

[NSL]

arent the carbombs Polley and NorCal?

Polley and IC

NorCal was fired at FC II

 

[Father:_Polley]

I'm around here a good bit thank you. Now the Canuck, he's not. He's always held me back