Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[klunderbunker]

Breaking News-Becca retires from OCW to pursue a career as a Christian Rapper!

 

[Papa Shango]

I'm always in here. I just don't feel the need to flood the place with obnoxious banter for 8 hours. I'm still one of the biggest contributions to OCW.

 

[klunderbunker]

As the Women are stunned, the DV has something to say.

We need a Women's Champion, and all I have is this pair of scissors. Rusty! Come over here!

Rusty's eyes bug out and he turns and runs through the wall to escape.

Come back or you're fired!

Rusty doesn't return.

YOU'RE FIRED RUSTY!!!

 

[NSL]

I'm around here a good bit thank you. Now the Canuck, he's not. He's always held me back

I apologize. The more I thought about it, you're right...

I'm always in here. I just don't feel the need to flood the place with obnoxious banter for 8 hours. I'm still one of the biggest contributions to OCW.

I know you're "here", and contribute, but I think KB was firing people who don't psot. Like NorCal at FC II.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Is this the nice way of saying 'it's over'

 

[Spunky]

Shit I forgot about NorCal being fired, I get so wrapped up in current affairs lol.

So Rusty really is OCW's top draw.

 

[klunderbunker]

We come back from break to see the crowd still stunned from the recent string of firings. As Eric is crawling up from the floor, he says that either Nighthawk is fired or he's going to sue.

Nighthawk, you're FIRED!

 

[NSL]

As the Women are stunned, the DV has something to say.

We need a Women's Champion, and all I have is this pair of scissors. Rusty! Come over here!

Rusty's eyes bug out and he turns and runs through the wall to escape.

Come back or you're fired!

Rusty doesn't return.

YOU'RE FIRED RUSTY!!!

 

[Papa Shango]

Everyone's being written off. Oh no, the show really is over!!

Why did I have to be the one who gets killed off?

 

[NSL]

We come back from break to see the crowd still stunned from the recent string of firings. As Eric is crawling up from the floor, he says that either Nighthawk is fired or he's going to sue.

Nighthawk, you're FIRED!

 

[Spunky]

lol maybe not!

 

[klunderbunker]

Harthan comes back from catering with a plate of fish. He picks it up to take a bite, but due to the grease all over it, he drops it to the floor. Infuriated, Harthan pulls out a blowtorch and sets Cory, CM, Becker, Trademark, Sparky and Monkey on fire, killing them all!

To everyone that just got ignited, YOU'RE......

Never mind. Kind of pointless at the moment.

 

[Spunky]

Awww, Shit. I have a bad feeling.

 

[NSL]

Death of OCW...

Birth of something else?

 

[Father:_Polley]

It had a nice run. By the way, 'That Guy' needs to be finished off as well

 

[klunderbunker]

The Disembodied Voice is about to speak again, but Numbers stands up to speak. As he opens his mouth, MR. FEENY appears!

 

[Spunky]

Sparky, and Monkey were the Taz, And OCW WHC respectively

 

[klunderbunker]

Mr. Feeny shoots Numbers!

 

[Papa Shango]

 

[klunderbunker]

DeSade and Thriller are nowhere to be seen, until their "no children allowed" film is seen on one of the tvs in the corner. The two of them have been released as well!

 

[NSL]

Mr. Feeny shoots Numbers!

I was expecting a stern lecture, and finger pointing...

 

[Spunky]

oh crap!

DV is on a power trip, What does it all mean?

 

[Spunky]

My social life dies with OCW!

 

[klunderbunker]

As Harthan is putting out his blowtorch, it explodes in his face, blinding him! As he is trying to rub his eyes back to life, he runs into Murfish and Vengeance, sending them backwards into the decorative tanks of pirannahs!

 

[Marquis]

Mr. Feeny shoots Numbers!

*Marks out* Mr Feeny!

DeSade and Thriller are nowhere to be seen, until their "no children allowed" film is seen on one of the tvs in the corner. The two of them have been released as well!