Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

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As Not So Mighty Mindy stands in the ring, Becca hits the stage. After she gets in the ring, the bell goes off and wouldn't you know it: fjord, shadoof, manicotti, Mindy is superkicked and pinned.

 

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We cut to the back where Monkey is laying on a table with hsi ankle being worked on by doctors who say he was lucky and it's not broken. He has an IV in his arm, and is barely moving. Murfish, still clad in white, stands over his like a lion watching his cub. Monkey looks up at Murfish and in a voice that is barely audible, he says

"Prepare them, for they do not know what is coming."

 

[HBK-aholic]

As Not So Mighty Mindy stands in the ring, Becca hits the stage. After she gets in the ring, the bell goes off and wouldn't you know it: fjord, shadoof, manicotti, Mindy is superkicked and pinned.

 

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Someone has to challenge you someday.

 

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Someone has to challenge you someday.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I like just beating all these randoms actually.

 

[klunderbunker]

I think up next: RatedRKO.

 

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It is now time for our third match of the evening, which will be for the OCW World Tag Team Titles!

 

[NSL]

It is now time for our third match of the evening, which will be for the OCW World Tag Team Titles!

All the belts being defended this soon after a ppv...

i like it

 

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Introducing first are the challengers! Weighing in at some number and hailing from some place, we have the team of Spunky and Pippen!

 

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Out to the ring come the OCW World Tag Team Champions, Tim and Dan!

 

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Out to the ring come the OCW World Tag Team Champions, Tim and Dan!

 

[NSL]

Introducing first are the challengers! Weighing in at some number and hailing from some place, we have the team of Spunky and Pippen!

Spunkfish would be a perfect name for them...

 

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The match starts out fast with Dan whipping Spunky into Tim who catches him with a huge spin kick to the jaw. Another fast tag soon thereafter and Dan comes in off the top with a diving clothesline. Two minutes into the match and Spunky has bene off his feet five times. The champions double team him and take him over with a double hiptoss and then an assisted splash from Dan.

 

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A massive whip into the corner and Spunky is able to tag into Pippen who is treated about the same. Tim and Dan are completely dominating this match as Dan lands a picture perfect dropkick to send Pippen into lala land. A snapmare by Dan is followed up by a fast tag out to Tim who mounts the top rope and lands a high cross body that Braden Walker would be proud of. No cover though as the tag is made to Dan. The former Taz Champion goes to the ropes and comes off with the spinwheel kick to the jaw of Pippen and he is out cold. Tim jumps over the ropes to land a Blockbuster to the floor on Spunky as Dan scores the three count and gets the win!

 

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We come back from break and it is time for the main event of the evening!

 

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The following contest is for the OCW Taz Title!

 

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Introducing first is the challenger. He is from Tasmania, and he weight 213lbs. He is, SPARKY!!!

 

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As the Frenchman DeSade makes his way to the ring, we'd like to take this time to remind you to use Astro Glide. Anytime that you're thinking about bum fucking a man, woman or iguana, make sure you use Astro Glide lubricant, which comes in 5 fruit flavors.

 

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We are done with the advertisements for the night as it is time for the main event! Sparky, a former Taz Champion in his own right, is slow to start here as he is attempting to feel DeSade out. DeSade is also apprehensive but as the crowd is growing impatient, they lock up.

 

[Marquis]

As the Frenchman DeSade makes his way to the ring, we'd like to take this time to remind you to use Astro Glide. Anytime that you're thinking about bum fucking a man, woman or iguana, make sure you use Astro Glide lubricant, which comes in 5 fruit flavors.

Advertising during my entrance .

 

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The pair go into a great chain wrestling sequence as they try to find a bit of leverage over the other. DeSade locks in a go behind but Sparky will have none of that as he rams the back of the champion into the corner to force a break.

 

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DeSade tastes an elbow to the jaw as we cut to the back to see Vengeance looking at one of the monitors. He gazes intently as Sparky begins to take control of the matchup. He gets DeSade over and down onto the mat with a half nelson before moving onto a sideheadlock as the crowd isn't that into the match.

 

[NSL]

Advertising during my entrance .

At least you had an entrance...

 

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DeSade pounds away at the challenger's ribs as the crowd attempts to decide whom to cheer for in this rare Double Achilles Special. DeSade is able to get to his feet and takes Sparky over with a Side Russian Legaeeep which he floats over into a cover that gets jsut a two. Sparky tries to get back in control but the champion is starting to get warmed up and remind us all why he's the champion.