Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[klunderbunker]

DeSade pounds away at the challenger's ribs as the crowd attempts to decide whom to cheer for in this rare Double Achilles Special. DeSade is able to get to his feet and takes Sparky over with a Side Russian Legaeeep which he floats over into a cover that gets jsut a two. Sparky tries to get back in control but the champion is starting to get warmed up and remind us all why he's the champion.

 

[NSL]

DeSade tastes an elbow to the jaw as we cut to the back to see Vengeance looking at one of the monitors. He gazes intently as Sparky begins to take control of the matchup. He gets DeSade over and down onto the mat with a half nelson before moving onto a sideheadlock as the crowd isn't that into the match.

This has never happened in a Nighthawk match. FACT.

 

[klunderbunker]

A slam puts Sparky down but as DeSade goes to the top rope for the Frog Splash Sparky is out the back door and regrouping. DeSade waits him in the ring, much too smart to go out onto Sparky's territory of expertise. Sparky slides back into the ring and is taken down almost immediately by a Japanese armdrag and then another. Sparky is shaken but not stirred as he tries to plant a knee into the ribs of the champion but is bulldogged down to the mat instead.

 

[klunderbunker]

After face planting on the mat, Sparky is covered but escapes after only a short one count. DeSade locks in a deadly nerve hold as he squeezes even more of the life out of this crowd. After a few minutes of this, he does the unthinkable and switches to a sleeper hold. As the referee begins to check the arm of Sparky, he is able to slip off to the side and land a perfect atomic drop to escape the hold. He tries to get the Breakdown on DeSade but the champion slides to the outside where he takes a breather, drawing more booing from the crowd. After an 8 count he slides back in and lands a thumb to the eye to stop a charging Sparky. As the crowd continues to have their intelligence insulted, DeSade continues to ignore psychology and works on Sparky's knee.

 

[Marquis]

After face planting on the mat, Sparky is covered but escapes after only a short one count. DeSade locks in a deadly nerve hold as he squeezes even more of the life out of this crowd. After a few minutes of this, he does the unthinkable and switches to a sleeper hold. As the referee begins to check the arm of Sparky, he is able to slip off to the side and land a perfect atomic drop to escape the hold. He tries to get the Breakdown on DeSade but the champion slides to the outside where he takes a breather, drawing more booing from the crowd. After an 8 count he slides back in and lands athumb to the eye to stop a charging Sparky. As the crowd continues to have their intelligence insulted, DeSade continues to ignore psychology and works on Sparky's knee.

 

[klunderbunker]

DeSade stands up and drops a random elbow drop on his opponent before picking him up to German Suplaying him down to the mat. He goes up to the top rope for the frog splash, but for some reason only known to him, he climbs down to the middle rope and jumps off for the splash. Naturally he undershoots the splash and lands on his face. After this we hear the DV from the stage.

 

[Sparky]

Booooo

 

[NSL]

DeSade stands up and drops a random elbow drop on his opponent before picking him up to German Suplaying him down to the mat. He goes up to the top rope for the frog splash, but for some reason only known to him, he climbs down to the middle rope and jumps off for the splash. Naturally he undershoots the splash and lands on his face. After this we hear the DV from the stage.

 

[Sparky]

Lol Flat on his face....

 

[klunderbunker]

"Over my dead body is this match going to go on. I hereby award the decision to Sparky, on the grounds of DeSade's performance tonight has absolutely sucked. Due to the rules of the Taz Title, the winner of the match automatically leaves with the Taz Championship, so therefore, Sparky once again is the Taz Champion!

And in addition to that, the Taz Title will be defended next week, as Sparky defends in the first ever OCW Scramble Match, against the likes of Numbers, Vengeance, and Murfish! And as a little bonus, the winner will get a world title match later that night! Ladies and Gentlemen I apologize for the high levels of suck in this match, but as a going away present, you will get this! Boys?"

As the DV finishes speaking, the Car Bombs walk through the curtain with their eyes locked on DeSade, who is trying to back pedal desperately, but much to no avail. IC gets his hands around his throat as we go off the air!

 

[klunderbunker]

Breakout Results

Monkey def Shango, Harthan and Rusty to win the OCW World Heavyweight Title
Becca def Mindy
Tim and Dan def Spunky and Pippen
Sparky def DeSade to win the OCW Taz Title

 

[Sparky]

"Over my dead body is this match going to go on. I hereby award the decision to Sparky, on the grounds of DeSade's performance tonight has absolutely sucked. Due to the rules of the Taz Title, the winner of the match automatically leaves with the Taz Championship, so therefore, Sparky once again is the Taz Champion!
And in addition to that, the Taz Title will be defended next week, as Sparky defends in the first ever OCW Scramble Match, against the likes of Numbers, Vengeance, and Murfish! And as a little bonus, the winner will get a world title match later that night! Ladies and Gentlemen I apologize for the high levels of suck in this match, but as a going away present, you will get this! Boys?"

As the DV finishes speaking, the Car Bombs walk through the curtain with their eyes locked on DeSade, who is trying to back pedal desperately, but much to no avail. IC gets his hands around his throat as we go off the air!

Whoop whoop whoop.

 

[Marquis]

Well i had a good run. Time to move on to bigger things!

 

[Marquis]

Well i had a good run. Time to move on to better things!

 

[Sparky]

Lawls, typical thing to say by a Loser



Jokes. but that is what they would say if it was real. act like the title wasnt important anyway.

 

[Sparky]

Lawls, typical thing to say by a Loser



Jokes. but that is what they would say if it was real. act like the title wasnt important anyway.

 

[Papa Shango]

Wait a minute, I thought the OCW World Champion was going to be crowned at KOQ?

 

[Marquis]

Lawls, typical thing to say by a Loser



Jokes. but that is what they would say if it was real. act like the title wasnt important anyway.

Typical heel talk. Pretend they don't care, when in reality it eats away at them every day.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah it was but I realized how insanely boring that was.

 

[Marquis]

Wait i was on the last match, meaning i was the Main Event. Ha!

 

[Papa Shango]

Harthan is having a field day on Shango's limp body as he pounds away at the former champion with the chair. As Shango's movements become slower and slower, Harthan changes gears and stomps down on the hand of Shango and a loud crack is heard. This is followed by screams as Papa's hand may have been broken. Harthan kicks him in the face before turning around and blasting Rusty over the back with the chair, and the Hardcore Champion is in complete control

I don't appreciate my legitimate hand injury to relayed into a TV angle. That's low class.


Unless, of course, it's going somewhere.

 

[NSL]

Wait i was on the last match, meaning i was the Main Event. Ha!

And sucked the life out of the crowd...

 

[klunderbunker]

It might. I just thought it was boring to have you just get beaten down with a chair. It also helps build Harthan's evil side because what's more evil than going after someone's hands?

 

[Marquis]

And sucked the life out of the crowd...

I detect jealousy.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm starting to see why all the major promotions have issues with the mid card. They just all get lumped together.