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Shango charges right at Monkey and spears him down to the mat so hard that the ring shakes. He rains down right hands as fast and hard as he possibly can as the Hardcore Champion is out on the floor looking for something to use. Rusty, easily the smartest man in the match, lets them do whatever they want.
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Harthan finds the old classic: a steel chair. He slides back into the ring and blasts Shango over the back with it, much to the relief of the murderer. Rusty dives over onto Shango for a cover but is only able to get a two count as Harthan pulls back the chair and nails Shango with it again. Harthan gets a rhythm going and the shots get harder and harder. Rusty pulls Monkey to the middle of the ring and looks down at him before grabbing him by the hair and spitting right in his face. The words You Make Me Sick can be seen passing over Rusty's lips as he pounds his fists into the head of Monkey.
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Harthan is having a field day on Shango's limp body as he pounds away at the former champion with the chair. As Shango's movements become slower and slower, Harthan changes gears and stomps down on the hand of Shango and a loud crack is heard. This is followed by screams as Papa's hand may have been broken. Harthan kicks him in the face before turning around and blasting Rusty over the back with the chair, and the Hardcore Champion is in complete control
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Shango and Monkey are nearly out of it as Rusty tries to get to his feet. Harthan has the chair raised over his head and lets out a primordial roar. With the chair in his hand and the blood of Shango on his hands, Harthan licks his lips before turning around the the former Voodoo Medicine Man (who swears by Voodoo Who?, the world's leading anti-witch doctor clinic. Remember kids-Friends don't let friends sacrifice chickens then sprinkle their blood over another person's body while dancing around them naked in order to place a curse of immortality on them so they come back as zombies like in that bad Bond movie Live and Let Die. Call today to schedule your appointment. Voodoo Who? Not you, that's who.) and smiling down at the blood flowing from his head and mouth. He lifts the chair over his head but is brought down by a low blow from Rusty.
I'd save Rusty after that match we had...
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The four time champion is trying to get back to his feet but his back is in pretty awful shape after that wicked chair shot. Monkey is still almost completely out of it after the beating that he received but some signs of life are returning to him. Not for long though as Rusty drives his knee into the face of Monkey before driving his knuckles into the face of Monkey as hard as he can. Blood begins to flow down his face as his nose has been broken badly.
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I write a commercial into a match and you worry about the match?
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
I was too busy scheduling an appointment with Voodoo Who? to comment on the commercial
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Harthan is staggering back to his feet as he holds his balls while Shango is clutching his hand in pain on the mat in limited consciousness. Rusty has absolutely lost it in his beating of Monkey as he is now just pounding the back of his head into the mat before choking away at him. He grabs the chair and puts the end of it over the throat of Monkey to try to further drive the air from his body. Monkey kicks at the mat as Harthan's balls feel fine enough not to kick Monkey so far low that it hasn't even been discovered yet.
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As Rusty continues to choke, Harthan goes to the floor to look for more toys. He comes out from under the ring with a bag labeled "Harthan's Christmas Gifts." Before doing anything else, he takes a steel pipe from below the ring and smashes it over the hand of Shango then nails him in the head with it to knock him out.
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As Rusty continues to choke, Harthan goes to the floor to look for more toys. He comes out from under the ring with a bag labeled "Harthan's Christmas Gifts." Before doing anything else, he takes a steel pipe from below the ring and smashes it over the hand of Shango then nails him in the head with it to knock him out.
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Having wiped Shango out, Harthan opens up the bag to pull out a hammer and a cinder blcok. He looks at Monkey and heads down towards his feet. He puts the cinder block between the feet of Monkey before shouting out, "It's Hammer Time!". He takes the hammer and drives it into the side of Monkey's ankle! Monkey would scream but Rusty slams the chair down over the face of Monkey to knock him back out again.
Nice Misery reference...
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Going back to the bag, Harthan pulls out a large frozen fish. Rusty picks up the body of what used to be Monkey and sets him up in a front facelock, before DDTing him down onto the fish! Rusty picks him up and after he steadies him, Harthan blasts him over the head with the fish, breaking it in half. Harthan goes back to the bag and pulls out the last thing in it: a white bucket.
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Love me some Richard Bachman.
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Shango is starting to stir a bit in the corner but is still barely conscious after the beating that he's received. Harthan turns the bucket around so that the label can be seen, and the words read "Boiling hot wax". You know what's coming. I'm sure you do. Harthan grabs Monkey by the throat and gets ready to put him head first into the bucket. As he stalls though, Rusty kicks him in the balls again, picks up the bucket and throws it at the barechested Harthan! The Hardcore Champion falls to the floor, screaming in pure agony as the wax begins to melt through the canvas! EMT's come out with fire extinguishers and water to try to clean the wax off, but it may be too late. Inside the ring, Rusty throws Monkey to the ground to shout down at Harthan that he doens't know what Hardcore is. From the back comes Murfish of all people, dressed in white from head to toe, carrying a chalice.
No bolt of lightning??
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He looks down at Shango while Rusty turns around and hands him the cup. Shango, almost out of his mind with pain, doesn't even think of who just handed it to him and drinks his rival's offering. He immediately passes out on the canvas, as Rusty looks to Murfish in complete confusion. Murfish waves his arms in the air, sending smoke and powder into the eyes of Rusty. He falls to his knees rubbing his eyes as he has been blinded. Murfish takes this opportunity to climb into the ring and drape the unconscious arm of Monkey onto the chest of Shango! The referee runs over and counts the one two three!
Monkey is the new OCW World Heavyweight Champion!
Monkey is the new OCW World Heavyweight Champion!
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Murfish carries the limp body of the new Champion to the back, as the crowd is stunned. Harthan has finally been cooled off and stretchered out as Rusty's eyes are being cleared out. Shango is beginning to stir now as the hole in the ring from the wax is being repaired just as we go to a break.
I knew it wasn't an accident!!
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klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Are you the owner of an award winning elephant? I know I am, and if you're like me, you know what the biggest problem with them are: Earwax. That's right. How many times have you been heading to an elephant judgement and you see a ball of wax taht slightly resembles Al Gore in your prize specimin's ear? Well now that's no longer a problem, thanks to this right here!
This my friends, is the waxon, waxoff-omatic 5000. It is used by the top elephant ear waxers in the world, and now you can use it too! For just 39.95, you can erase all of your elephant's ear problems once and for all! Just call the number at the bottom of your screen and order the only elephant ear waxer the professionals use!
This my friends, is the waxon, waxoff-omatic 5000. It is used by the top elephant ear waxers in the world, and now you can use it too! For just 39.95, you can erase all of your elephant's ear problems once and for all! Just call the number at the bottom of your screen and order the only elephant ear waxer the professionals use!
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Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
We come back from break to see a new mat, and somehow it is time for our second match!
klunderbunker
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The following contest is for the OCW Women's Championship!
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