Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Danmen001]

Fuck you Shango.

And also, never fear - The Aussie is here (that be me).

 

[Rusty]

"The top 8 OCW competitors will be established over the next three television shows, to determine who goes on to KOQ. Until that day, no competitors will be announced. As of right now, everything anyone has ever done in OCW means dick. From Rusty to Thriller, everyone is on a clean slate."

Great, just fucking great. Now I'll be lucky to even get on the show. This is the only thing keeping me from leaving the Bar Room at this point, and now you're ruining my OCW record

I think I'm going to cry.

 

[NSL]

Great, just fucking great. Now I'll be lucky to even get on the show. This is the only thing keeping me from leaving the Bar Room at this point, and now you're ruining my OCW record

I think I'm going to cry.

Just because the records are wiped clean, doesn't mean you weren't still 4-time champ...

I don't think anyone but KB knows how all this is going to pan out, so it's too early to panic...

 

[Rusty]

Book This! is dumb, and is for people who just do not EVER go outside.

Funny, I worked outside today. Most of the day actually, and I occasionally write in the Book This section, and my posts are very long in there too.

 

[Khalifa]

Hmm now I have to think of something. I'll get back to you after BREAKOUT!

Looking forward to it.

 

[Khalifa]

Well nothing can decrease it.

 

[Khalifa]

As Tim is about to get into the ring, Monkey blasts him over the back with a chair! He hits him again and down goes Tim! Spunky tries to come in from the top rope but trips and falls, landing on Tim! The referee slides in and counts the three!

Spunky has beaten Tim!

Lol as soon as Spunky said it i knew it was going to happen.

 

[Khalifa]

Fuck you Shango.

And also, never fear - The Aussie is here (that be Scottie).

Thanks.

 

[Tim]

As Tim is about to get into the ring, Monkey blasts him over the back with a chair! He hits him again and down goes Tim! Spunky tries to come in from the top rope but trips and falls, landing on Tim! The referee slides in and counts the three!

Spunky has beaten Tim!

What the hell did I do to Monkey?

 

[Tim]

The Pale Destroyer walks into the building. He slowly turns a corner until he sees.....


A WALL OF BOXES.

THE BOXES ARE BACK BABY!!

 

[Tim]

Speak for yourself. Vince lives less than hour away from me. We have a luncheon every fifth Sunday of the month.

And how is old Vinnie Mac?

 

[Tim]

Looking forward to it.

OK lets see. What street can you look straight down if you stand on the Parliament house steps?

 

[Khalifa]

OK lets see. What street can you look straight down if you stand on the Parliament house steps?

Melbourne Avenue...

 

[Tim]

Melbourne Avenue...

Guess again.

 

[NSL]

I think Tim v. Spunky & Pippen would be an excellent match...

Tim FTW

 

[Tim]

I think Tim v. Spunky & Pippen would be an excellent match...

Tim FTW

I don't think so. We don't want a five second squash.

 

[Marquis]

I think it would take Spunky longer then 5 seconds to knock himself out with a chair.

 

[Tim]

No, it wouldn't.

 

[Marquis]

No, it wouldn't.

You underestimate Spunky's tolerance for pain.

 

[Tim]

You underestimate how hard he can swing a chair.

 

[NSL]

I don't think so. We don't want a five second squash.

Then maybe Tim v. the current jobber roster (or at least the jobbers in pre-KB's death era)

 

[Marquis]

You underestimate how hard he can swing a chair.

You overestimate how strong he is.

 

[Tim]

Then maybe Tim v. the current jobber roster (or at least the jobbers in pre-KB's death era)

Interesting idea... We'll see.

 

[Tim]

You overestimate how strong he is.

You underestimate the power of a crazy man.

 

[Marquis]

You underestimate the power of a crazy man.

You overestimate his mental health.