Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Tim]

And we're having a mini tournament to see who will be in that tournament!!

Or not.

 

[Spunky]

Wait this is the guy that asks to get beat up, and beats himself up.

Yeah, Imagine the concequences if my rage was channeled onto you.

Well I'll be in the arena watching the show, so I think I win that one.

You have already won, I havent watched wrestling in a week, I'm getting the shakes.

 

[Tim]

Yeah, Imagine the concequences if my rage was channeled onto you.

You're not filled with rage. You're just crazy.

 

[klunderbunker]

"The top 8 OCW competitors will be established over the next three television shows, to determine who goes on to KOQ. Until that day, no competitors will be announced. As of right now, everything anyone has ever done in OCW means dick. From Rusty to Thriller, everyone is on a clean slate."

 

[Tim]

Spunky and Thriller may have a chance to win the OCW championship...

Oh god.

 

[Spunky]

"In light of the fact that there is no OCW Champion at the moment, I would like to announce that in three weeks at King of Queensland, we shall be holding a one night tournament to crown a new OCW World Heavyweight Champion!"

Swish!

 

[klunderbunker]

The first match in the new contest to be one of the top 8 begins right now, as Tim will face Spunky!

 

[Spunky]

Can the ultimate underdog Be upset?

Me hopes so.

 

[klunderbunker]

As Tim is about to get into the ring, Monkey blasts him over the back with a chair! He hits him again and down goes Tim! Spunky tries to come in from the top rope but trips and falls, landing on Tim! The referee slides in and counts the three!

Spunky has beaten Tim!

 

[Spunky]

As Tim is about to get into the ring, Monkey blasts him over the back with a chair! He hits him again and down goes Tim! Spunky tries to come in from the top rope but trips and falls, landing on Tim! The referee slides in and counts the three!

Spunky has beaten Tim!

*MARKS THE FUCK OUT!!!!* OH HELL YEAH!!!! *faints*

KB =

 

[Spunky]

As Tim is about to get into the ring, Monkey blasts him over the back with a chair! He hits him again and down goes Tim! Spunky tries to come in from the top rope but trips and falls, landing on Tim! The referee slides in and counts the three!

Spunky has beaten Tim!

*MARKS THE FUCK OUT!!!!* OH HELL YEAH!!!! *faints*

KB =

 

[klunderbunker]

Not sure why you put it twice, but thanks.

 

[Spunky]

It was that good, I did it twice!

 

[klunderbunker]

We cut tot he back to see Murfish arriving, his head covered in bandages.

 

[klunderbunker]

The Pale Destroyer walks into the building. He slowly turns a corner until he sees.....


A WALL OF BOXES.

 

[Murfish]

Fuck man, leave me alone wall of empty boxes. *whimper*

 

[klunderbunker]

What follows next is amazing.

Murfish pounces on the boxes and can be heard screaming throughout the arena as he beats on the cardboard with wreckless abandon.

Die you mother fucking piece of shit ********ing bullfuck! I fucking hate you you asshole boxes! You ruined my fucking career! You damn boxes are going to rot in fucking hell after I piss on your rotting corpses! Fucking boxes! All this fucking cardboard and I fucking hate every damn bit of it! Fuck you fuck you fuck you you damn bull fucking cardboard! Fuck you to hell! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Murfish goes into an insane frenzy, ripping and tearing at the boxes, desperate to destroy them. When he is finally finished he begins hyperventilating as he falls to his knees with his face buried in his hands, and weeps openly as he says he wants it all to end.

 

[Murfish]

Am I going to commit...it?

 

[klunderbunker]

It what?

 

[Harthan]

Oh yea, Harthan won the Hardcore belt

KB:

Is this statement truth, and if so, do I continue to be hardcore champion?

I've kind of fallen out of reading OCW. Trying to get back into it.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yes indeed you are the Hardcore champion. The first ever.

 

[Harthan]

Yes indeed you are the Hardcore champion. The first ever.

This is most excellent.

What's my next match?

 

[klunderbunker]

Well right now we've sort of reset everything for the next three weeks. With my death, we need a new champion. So for the next three Breakouts, beginning with this one, all win/loss records are reset. The 8 that do best in that time will be in the one night tournament at King of Queensland. You might have a title defense thrown in there. More or less I'm doing totally random matches until then.

 

[Father:_Polley]

If you're going for 'it', I'd recommend Hari Kari

 

[NSL]

"The top 8 OCW competitors will be established over the next three television shows, to determine who goes on to KOQ. Until that day, no competitors will be announced. As of right now, everything anyone has ever done in OCW means dick. From Rusty to Thriller, everyone is on a clean slate."

Right in the middle of a rise to glory...Oh well...OCW Title is definitely better than the Taz Title...

So for the next three Breakouts, beginning with this one, all win/loss records are reset. The 8 that do best in that time will be in the one night tournament at King of Queensland.

Sweet! I'm going from 0-2-1, to 0-0...But, I was getting a push...Damn...