Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Spunky]

I was expecting KB to rise from the dead then.

 

[klunderbunker]

"In the event that I am killed when some jackass drops a safe on me after I get knocked off a wall by Sabre at Final Chapter II, which comes to dvd February 3, then I leave OCW to whomever is the OCW World Heavyweight Champion."

 

[Spunky]

I love the scorpian death drop.

 

[klunderbunker]

As the DV is reading the will, lightning comes from the sky and strikes Spunky dead.

 

[Spunky]

"In the event that I am killed when some jackass drops a safe on me after I get knocked off a wall by Sabre at Final Chapter II, which comes to dvd February 3, then I leave OCW to whomever is the OCW World Heavyweight Champion."

But KB was the champion!?!?!?!

 

[Tim]

"In the event that I am killed when some jackass drops a safe on me after I get knocked off a wall by Sabre at Final Chapter II, which comes to dvd February 3, then I leave OCW to whomever is the OCW World Heavyweight Champion."

Plugging OCW even when you're dead. Good work. And what happens if it's a piano?

 

[Tim]

As the DV is reading the will, lightning comes from the sky and strikes Spunky dead.

FINALLY!

 

[klunderbunker]

"And in the event that's it's a piano, do the same thing as a safe and rep Tim for me being a dumbass!"

 

[Spunky]

As the DV is reading the will, lightning comes from the sky and strikes Spunky dead.

 

[klunderbunker]

In one of the loudest choruses of booing in the history of organized wrestling, paramedics revive Spunky!

 

[Tim]

"And in the event that's it's a piano, do the same thing as a safe and rep Tim for me being a dumbass!"

You're not a dumbass, you're just a bit slow at times...

 

[Tim]

In one of the loudest choruses of booing in the history of organized wrestling, paramedics revive Spunky!

WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!???

 

[Spunky]

In one of the loudest choruses of booing in the history of organized wrestling, paramedics revive Spunky!

Whey!

Maybe it will increase my mental being.

 

[Tim]

Whey!

Maybe it will increase my mental being.

Well nothing can decrease it.

 

[Spunky]

Tim mate.........
















I'm going to E-Slap you.

 

[klunderbunker]

"Finally, in the case that there is no champion, the Disembodied Voice will assume full authority until there is a champion! On with the fucking show! And get me some nachos!"

 

[Tim]

Tim mate.........

I'm going to E-Slap you.

You --> <-- Me.

 

[Spunky]

Would you like cheese nacho's?

 

[Tim]

You have nachos with cheese and salsa or not at all.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well tonight I'll be eating nachos and watching Show/Taker in a cage, so I'm happy.

 

[Spunky]

You --> <-- Me.

Oh its on bitch!

 

[Spunky]

Well tonight I'll be eating nachos and watching Show/Taker in a cage, so I'm happy.

Tonight, I'm going to watch ECW, SD!, And Impact, With taco's, Spicy tacos.

 

[Tim]

Oh its on bitch!

Wait this is the guy that asks to get beat up, and beats himself up.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well I'll be in the arena watching the show, so I think I win that one.

 

[klunderbunker]

"In light of the fact that there is no OCW Champion at the moment, I would like to announce that in three weeks at King of Queensland, we shall be holding a one night tournament to crown a new OCW World Heavyweight Champion!"