Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Spunky]

That man is pure evil, He must be destoryed.

 

[Tim]

Oh he did it. Twice.

We haven't had a good old fashioned hanging for a while now....

 

[klunderbunker]

"I, KB, being of unsound mind and very sound body, just ask Becca if you don't believe me *wink icon*, have died. Ain't that a fucking bitch? I mean really, you're not supposed to die when you're 24 years old. Fuck I hate it when shit like this happens. Good advice people: always go to people's funerals. Otherwise tehy won't go to your's. Speaking of which, I need to go get Terry to make a note of that. Alright back, told terry to get my dead ass a funeral. Why am I writing this again? Oh yeah, I'M DEAD! Anywho, there's got to be a ton of ways I could have died, and I figured each one needs a different will with it. See attached list for those."

 

[Spunky]

 

[Tim]

Good ol' KB. And of course you would've thought of crushed by falling piano. And mauled by alligators. And fallen off of a cliff. And any possible way to die.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well sure if you wnat to be boring Tim. What do you think you're watch, ECW?

 

[Tim]

Well sure if you wnat to be boring Tim. What do you think you're watch, ECW?

Nah, for some reason they don't show ECW at 1:35 on a Monday morning in Australia.

 

[klunderbunker]

"In the event that I am shot, get Norcal to break that fucker's neck, and my aunt Sally gets everthing."

 

[Richard]

But you can watch Afterburn in 5 minutes on Channel 9 I think, Tim

 

[Tim]

But you can watch Afterburn in 5 minutes on Channel 9 I think, Tim

Yay?

 

[klunderbunker]

"Fuck, I don't have an Aunt Sally. Give it to Dragon.

In the event that a rhinocerous rams his horn up my anal crevice and I die of a massive orgasm, give everything to Rusty."

 

[Spunky]

"In the event that I am shot, get Norcal to break that fucker's neck, and my aunt Sally gets everthing."

It would be like watching a baby throw its doll.

 

[Richard]

Yay?

Nah, it's actually pretty crap.

 

[Spunky]

"Fuck, I don't have an Aunt Sally. Give it to Dragon.

In the event that a rhinocerous rams his horn up my anal crevice and I die of a massive orgasm, give everything to Rusty."

Coming and going at the same time. Nice.

 

[klunderbunker]

"In the event that Viscera sits on me, leave everything to Jesse Ventura.

In the event that I am run over by a train leaving Melbourne at 9pm traveling at 160km/hour, then run over by another train leaving Sydney at 8pm traveling at 180km/hour, leave everything to the person that figures out where they intersect."

 

[Tim]

"In the event that Viscera sits on me, leave everything to Jesse Ventura.

In the event that I am run over by a train leaving Melbourne at 9pm traveling at 160km/hour, then run over by another train leaving Sydney at 8pm traveling at 180km/hour, leave everything to the person that figures out where they intersect."

In New South Wales.

 

[Spunky]

Rules you out.

 

[Tim]

You sure about that?

 

[Spunky]

I'm sure of nothing.

 

[klunderbunker]

Shame KB wasn't run over by trains.

 

[Tim]

You faked your own death with the piano, and as you were walking along the train tracks you were actually killed by those two trains.

 

[klunderbunker]

I would DDT you, BUT I'M DEAD.

 

[Tim]

So you'll get the Disembodied Voice to DDT me?

Or even better, continue Breakout?

 

[Spunky]

Does that mean I can finally perform the reverse DDT?

 

[klunderbunker]

Negative!