Ongoing Thread For Smarmy Spam Responses to the WZT

[shattered dreams]

They are a defensive crew, that's for sure. Him making millions, fucking a Diva and being on top of the world means nothing if we (smarks, marks, grown-ups) just can't understand that he WANTS to be booed, damnit!

He does make a wish though, make a fucking wish!

It must have something to do with the parallel to their own seemingly impossible pursuit of acceptance.

I think you've been misinformed with how people walk. Carrying backpacks... now that would be hard to do.

You need to get back to the synagogue, your jokes are flatter than Brooke Hogan's ass.

 

[PsychoBlack]

And yet you keep coming back for more. Methinks you'll say whatever you think makes you look best at the time, regardless of what (if any) basis it has in reality.


That's far from my full fee. Considering what little self-worth your lady friend must have to put up with your horse shit, how am I to value her at more than the equivalent of fifty cents of my fee?

She's actually quite the catch. IDK if she'd go for such a man as yourself, really nice girl either way though.

What type of man are you Coco? If you offered me a flight to a hotbed of tourist attraction (Not fuckin Canada) and a place to stay to simply fight someone I'd be there in a heartbeat

 

[Coco]

I know you would. Because you're a piece of human garbage. One of those little differences between us.

 

[PsychoBlack]

I know you would. Because you're a piece of human garbage. One of those little differences between us.

Fighting makes a person human garbage? You spend a good bit of your time watching males portray a fight, are they garbage as well?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

He does make a wish though, make a fucking wish!

It must have something to do with the parallel to their own seemingly impossible pursuit of acceptance.



You need to get back to the synagogue, your jokes are flatter than Brooke Hogan's ass.

That's pretty flat.

 

[PsychoBlack]

That's pretty flat.

Bitch is drinking coke after a workout smh. She does need to do some squats though

 

[Coco]

Fighting makes a person human garbage? You spend a good bit of your time watching males portray a fight, are they garbage as well?

Using this logic, people who watch Dexter are on the same level as serial killers.

Get real.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Using this logic, people who watch Dexter are on the same level as serial killers.

Get real.

Which reminds me, thoughts on the teaser for the final season?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

That's pretty flat.

 

[JGlass]

You need to get back to the synagogue, your jokes are flatter than Brooke Hogan's ass.

I don't go to synagogue, and you're just mad because I pointed out that your joke made no sense, Cena is in good position to win the WrestleZone tournament, and you have penis envy.

Just kidding of course. Cena will probably lose to Hogan.

 

[Bernkastel]

Single best episode of KOTH.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Excited for the finals this year. Can't wait to see the arguments seeing how Cena & Hogan are so damn similar.

 

[Danger Burger]

Excited for the finals this year. Can't wait to see the arguments seeing how Cena & Hogan are so damn similar.

It will just turn to voting by preference (as if its not already). Though if were lucky, we might get Sly masturdebating again.

 

[Bernkastel]

It will just turn to voting by preference (as if its not already). Though if were lucky, we might get Sly masturdebating again.

It'll probably be Cena, seeing that he beat Hogan in the semi's last year.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Bitch is drinking coke after a workout smh. She does need to do some squats though

I agree, it's a real travesty.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

It'll probably be Cena, seeing that he beat Hogan in the semi's last year.

Hate to sound like a broken record, but there isn't a single advantage Cena holds over Hogan. This vote should be unanimous in favor of Hogan.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Yet he'll receive nearly 50 votes with not one of them posting why Cena wins.

 

[shattered dreams]

I expect some nonsense about voting totals for prior matches. It is a shame that these fat teenage virgins don't realize that Cena will win this tournament plenty but Hogan is going to never win it if he doesn't soon. Sly should man up and say Hogan goes over but I don't know if he can bring himself to tell this truth.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It is a shame that these fat teenage virgins don't realize that Cena will win this tournament plenty but Hogan is going to never win it if he doesn't soon.

Maybe I haven't had enough vaginas whisper the deepest secrets of professional wrestling to me in the dead of night, but this doesn't ring true to me.

 

[shattered dreams]

Maybe I haven't had enough vaginas whisper the deepest secrets of professional wrestling to me in the dead of night, but this doesn't ring true to me.

How so? It has nothing to do with prowrestling secrets and everything to do with the demographics of this website. Cena will win at least three in a row at some point probably.

 

[JGlass]

How so? It has nothing to do with prowrestling secrets and everything to do with the demographics of this website. Cena will win at least three in a row at some point probably.

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[shattered dreams]

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This is the first time Hogan has made the finals. This will be the second year in a row Cena has made them. I think the only other wrestler to do that was Austin. Do the math. Every day two people that don't like Cena quit watching wrestling while a future Cena mark starts. Any criticisms that you feel Cena unjustifiably gets are the only reasons people will vote against Hogan. Man up and right that wrong before it is too late. If you don't it just proves all the gripes you have had over the years aren't legitimate. You didn't actually care about any of them, you just wanted everyone to be a mark like you. Admit it, you like the chip on your shoulder anyway, subconsciously or not.

 

[Bernkastel]

Basically the same people make it every year regardless - Taker, Sting, Savage, Hogan, Cena, Austin, Rock etc etc. At least there was some new blood to work with this year.

 

[ServantofTwilight]

Basically the same people make it every year regardless - Taker, Sting, Savage, Hogan, Cena, Austin, Rock etc etc. At least there was some new blood to work with this year.

Did you notice that all the past winners where players in the attitude era?

2007 – Shawn Michaels
2008 – Undertaker
2009 – Bret Hart
2010 – Steve Austin
2011 – Steve Austin
2012 – The Rock

Cena would break the trend.

 

[Bernkastel]

Did you notice that all the past winners where players in the attitude era?

2007 – Shawn Michaels
2008 – Undertaker
2009 – Bret Hart
2010 – Steve Austin
2011 – Steve Austin
2012 – The Rock

Cena would break the trend.

As would Hogan. The difference being a Hogan win would legitimize the tournament.