Ongoing Thread For Smarmy Spam Responses to the WZT
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I originally voted for Andre in his match against Goldberg and then after I voted, I immediately wanted to take my vote back. I read some pretty surprising arguments in favor of Andre, however, the one that took the cake had to be when a certain poster suggested that Goldberg didn't respect the business and therefore Andre wouldn't let Goldberg go over.
Seriously? I've read some pretty appalling arguments before but are we really going to start using backstage politics, something that we'll never be able to prove, as reasons why certain wrestlers would go over others?
Where has it ever been stated or even rumored that Goldberg disrespected the wrestling business? I mean hell, if we're going to start using politics as voting reasons then shouldn't Hogan beat everybody? I've heard it said by several people that Hogan is who he is because of the way that he does business. How do we know if it's true or not though?
It's just a silly argument.
Seriously? I've read some pretty appalling arguments before but are we really going to start using backstage politics, something that we'll never be able to prove, as reasons why certain wrestlers would go over others?
Where has it ever been stated or even rumored that Goldberg disrespected the wrestling business? I mean hell, if we're going to start using politics as voting reasons then shouldn't Hogan beat everybody? I've heard it said by several people that Hogan is who he is because of the way that he does business. How do we know if it's true or not though?
It's just a silly argument.
FlexAmerican Dynamite
WZCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
Rock is somehow going to slip by Santo isn't he?
Thanks for reminding me to vote for Rocky.
FlexAmerican Dynamite
WZCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
Good, I voted for him as well, it just seemed like a forgone conclusion before he was out.
Santo in Mexico City is a ridiculous draw, though. It's justified if he loses.
FlexAmerican Dynamite
WZCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
I realize that, I'm counting on people who know nothing about Santo and the people who love Rocky to get him by though.
Mr. Artistic guy
Better Off This Way
Feel free to actually read what I said. I'll make it easy and stick it here again for you:
"The ladder. Yes, as I said, Andre isn't incapable of climbing a ladder. But he can't do it like Goldberg can. He would need that re-enforced ladder that the Big Show has brought out a couple of times, and Big Show could barely lift that thing it was so heavy and sturdy. Goldberg can climb a normal sized ladder and he can be super quick:"
1) Booking wise Andre needs that re-enforced ladder. That's not debatable. If Big Show needs it, which it's been shown that he does, so does Andre.
2) The re-enforced ladder is huge and clearly really fucking heavy. I'm not suggesting that Andre can't lift it, but merely that lifting it is not easy and is going to take him time to retrieve and set it up, during which time Goldberg is going to have to be incapacitated.
3) Andre is a big, heavy man. Even if this was a task set outside of wrestling, outside of kayfabe it's going to take him longer to climb whichever ladder he climbs than it will Goldberg with his respective ladder. INSIDE of wrestling, it's going to take Andre much longer to climb a ladder than Goldberg, but Goldberg was quick, not just for a big guy, but for any size of person, and Andre may have been a decent pace for his size, but that still makes him relatively slow.
4) If you don't think the stipulation favours Goldberg, you're wrong.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
You realize that kayfabe isn't concrete and is subject to change at all times right? Last I checked Andre wasn't Big Show. The fact that he'd need a super ladder is a stupid argument. Thus Andre can't climb a ladder will be the new joke.
Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
We're going to have to update that Hogan and ladder pic to include Andre.
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
It really looks like most of the time he goes into a thread, see who most people are voting for, and will start arguing for the other person. Makes me take him less seriously.
In matches where I don't know who to vote for, I check and see who Dagger voted for a pick the opposite since that'll be the right choice 95% of the time.
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
Definitely what he does, but makes things a whole lot more interesting.
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
I agree to an extent, but after a while it becomes clear that's he disagreeing just for the fun of it, which is more annoying than anything else.
Danger Burger
Thread Killer
To hell with Cena and Hogan and Austin.
I wanted to see Terry Funk v Vader in the final.
I wanted to see Terry Funk v Vader in the final.
shattered dreams
Hexagonal Hedonist
You just made the list bro.
Which matches? I find it hard to believe you voted for Cena and against Rock because of me. If the match involved Punk I am equally as skeptical.
shattered dreams
Hexagonal Hedonist
Which matches? A rather pretentious take IMO. Does it annoy you when people "agree" for the fun of it?
I don't care one bit what the results of any of these matches are, I just voted for people you voted against and then once for Vader because I like IC25's argument and once for Andre because I like seeing people get all pissed off about ties.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
FUcking post of the tournament so far
in regards to arguments as to why VADER should go over STEVE AUSTIN
in regards to arguments as to why VADER should go over STEVE AUSTIN
New band name!
IrishCanadian25
Going on 10 years with WrestleZone
FUcking post of the tournament so far
in regards to arguments as to why VADER should go over STEVE AUSTIN
It's be more funny if I was trying to get Marty Jannetty over Steve Austin. Even I am not that crazy.
I don't even think Marty Jannetty would try that.
