One Night Stand

[George Steele's Barber]

Simple concept, list the top five wrestling personalities that you want to have your way with for one night. This is an all-time list so if Moolah in 1942 does it for you than put her on your list. When the night is over you are not going to see the person ever again, they won't remember you, you are not getting paid, no one is having your baby and you do not have to worry about STDs.

No need to explain why you picked someone unless you really want to and if you are inspired and want to change your list feel free.

So basically, your list is top five (in order) of women you have no chance with:

5. Carmella
4. Kim Page
3. Trish
2. Maryse
1. Midajah

I'm sure there are a million of these threads already but it's not like this section has a mod so why should I take the time to search. Vote Quimby! I mean Coco.

 

[GI Cake]

5. Gail Kim
4. A.J
3. Maryse
2. Aksana.
1. Tessmacher

 

[The Dragon Saga]

5. Sunny
4. Stacy Kiebler
3. Lita
2. Scott Steiner
1. Maryse

 

[Chardee Macdennis]

Maria - easily #1
Sunny
Trish
Lita
The Bella Twins, just to fullfill the the "did it with twins" fantasy.

 

[Coco]

5) Molly Holly
4) Torrie Wilson
3) Maria
2) Lita
1) Vince McMahon

 

[Chardee Macdennis]

Any aspiring wrestlers out there need to remember tthe OP said they won't remember you in the morning, so there is no need to use one of your picks on Pat Patterson.

 

[Coco]

Even if Vince won't remember in the morning, I still think getting reamed by the Genetic Jack-Hammer is an experience worth having.

 

[hatehabsforever]

5. Maria
4. Stacey Keibler
3. Torrie Wilson
2. Velvet Sky
1. Maryse

 

[Chardee Macdennis]

Can't argue that

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Bellas
Kelly
Carmella (Jeff Garcia, you lucky fuck)
Trish
Maryse

 

[klunderbunker]

5. Lita in 2001
4. Trish in 1999
3. Stephanie provided she has a nice long strap on.
2. Dawn Marie from ECW days. My goodness that woman wasn't human.
1. Sunny from 1996. By about a million miles.

As for males, Drew McIntyre in the white trunks, Rob Terry, Big Zeke, 2 Cold Scoprio (based on the stories in Foley's book), Ric Flair

 

[Coco]

The odds that you haven't already had a night of passion with Ric Flair are pretty low.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yes but I never actually saw it. That thing defies the laws of physics.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

5. Maryse
4. Trish
3. Torrie Wilson
2. Sunny
1. Stacy Kiebler

Surprisingly never found Trish hotter than either of my top 3. She has a great rack but her face isn't all that pretty. To me at least.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Velvet Sky
Trish Stratus
K2
Natalya
Harvey Wippleman, I heard that he puts out

 

[Vega]

Christy
Tiffany
Trish
Natalya
[insert funny answer]

 

[Sparky]

Lita x5 No way in hell she would forget me in the morning.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

5. Trish in 2000
4. Steph in 2000
3. Hemme in 2004
2. Velvet Sky in my van
1. Sable in my....fuck it! before, now, when she's sleeping, during child birth, when Brock's dead, when Brock's alive, when Brock kills me and I'm haunting their shack.

 

[The Crock]

What the fuck is wrong with you, PaperGhost?

 

[Awesome_Miz]

5. Eve

4. Kelly Kelly

3. Lita 2001

2. Trish 2011

1. Kelly Kelly... (Again)

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

What the fuck is wrong with you, PaperGhost?

Didn't make it to SEWF!!! I hate you!!

 

[Alex]

5. Mickie James
4. Trish
3. Lita
2. Velvet
1. Daffney

 

[¡Roján!]

Mickie James
Trish Status
Lita
Maria
Eve

 

[Dave]

Maria. That's all.

 

[klunderbunker]

I forgot Maria. She has my favorite Diva Playboy shot ever.