Oh whatever shall I do.

[Nate DaMac]

So I have been talking to this chick for about a month. It's going well, just progressing very slowly. She's almost 24 and has only been with one guy (sexually) her entire life. Not exactly a gorgeous chick, but hey, look at me. She is well out of my league.

Now to backtrack a little bit. One of my good friends who happens to be female is the one that set us up. I've always crushed on her, but it was clear I had no chance. That was until Saturday night when she repeatedly drunken text messaged me about wanting me to go fuck her. Now I didn't act on it, not because I have a conscious or something, but I sold my car last week. Didn't think much of it, but now sober, she still keeps beggin for the cock. So I ask you fellow WZers.....


Do I A. Fuck her and keep my mouth shut, or

B. Fuck her and end it with the other chick?

 

[Nitafrong]

It depends what you are looking for. One girl seems to indicate a future relationship and the other one or two nights of sex. I wouldn't really count on being able to do both as the two girls know eachother and its likely something will get said at some point. And sex with a good friend is rairly a good idea- unless you plan to go out with them- or are both very mature about it.

 

[Slyfox696]

Are you in a relationship with the ugly girl? If so, stay with her...eventually you'll fuck her over and over again. With the better looking girl, you'll fuck her once, maybe twice, and then be sent on your way.

 

[Tenta]

Are you in a relationship with the ugly girl? If so, stay with her...eventually you'll fuck her over and over again. With the better looking girl, you'll fuck her once, maybe twice, and then be sent on your way.

This. It's the laws of probablity, my man. Sometimes, it's better to stay with what you have and enjoy it. Insert It's A Wonderful Life euphemism here.

 

[Max Headroom]

depends on how you feel about the long-term girl. If you wanna risk your balls, try for a 3-way, but if you wanna keep it safe and you plan to keep the relationship than stay with the girl dont mind the one textin' ya. Hell even if the other one is better looking, a girl, who has been only with one guy sexually, will sure as hell be willing to do lots of freaky shit once you prove your loyalty down the road.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

What she doesn't know won't hurt her.

 

[DigitalNight]

Ugly girls do one of two things well:

1.Give Head
2.Takes it in the Pooper

Sometimes you get a dame of two fame, and likes both equally. If that's the case, she's a keeper.

 

[Super Hans]

Pee in her butt.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Always pee in her butt.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Life isn't worth wasting with someone that isn't real with you. This chick just sounds like she's hard up for affection and sees you as an easy fix. I don't know your life and all, but if you're with a girl, chances are she's good to you.

Nothing wrong with feeling unfulfilled in your current relationship. If that's the case, address that with her honestly. If you want out of the relationship, make it about what you want out of it and what's not working. If you break out of it for this short deal, you're more likely to end up with neither in the long run.

EDIT: Or do what SSC suggests and keep it on the down low. A warning however: that kind of shit usually doesn't stay secret for very long.

 

[a0161613]

I believe the correct response is oee in their butts.

Fuck em both, damn.

 

[I Suck Ass]

What the hell is oee?

 

[Alex]

Get them both really drunk so they don't remember anything and have a threesome, that way you can have a relationship with the girl and fuck your friend

 

[I Suck Ass]

Yeah, or just fuck the hot one, then pimp-slap her with some baby powder, and tell her that you're going for the ugly one. Nate's situation would make some good reality TV.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Nate's situation would make some good reality TV.

Maybe in like, 1993. And if Will Smith was in it.


Anyways, I have an update for the situation. The girl whom I was aiming for a relationship (Joy, to give her a name) with is a lying cunt. True, she has only slept with one man her entire life, but she failed to mention that she was STILL FUCKING HIM. Yeah, like nightly for the entire month we've been talking. Now it's not so much the act that's bothering me, it's the fact that she lied to me. We had an agreement that though we were just talking, this was to be exclusive. I know for the most part I'm an asshole around here, but when it comes to females I am a total sap. I have put more effort into this broad than any chick I've been with for the past few years. And though I have been tempted, Little Nate has been kept away. So needless to say, I'm done with her. I don't do second chances.

On the other hand, the friend (Megan) is now showing an interest in being more than a ejaculatory waste receptacle. She is looking for a legit relationship out of me, but she is torn because her and Joy have been close for a very long time. I would love nothing more than to be with her, I never tried because frankly, she's out of my league.

Now my new clusterfuck, do I try to convince Megan to give me a shot and potentially fuck up her friendship with Joy?

 

[Alex]

technically 'Joy' shouldn't be pissed off is you ending up goin out with 'Megan' because she's decided to keep fucking the other guy

 

[Nate DaMac]

technically 'Joy' shouldn't be pissed off is you ending up goin out with 'Megan' because she's decided to keep fucking the other guy

But you know females. I'm in the clear regardless, but the girls would definitely have a falling out. You can't spell overreact without ovaries.


BTW: Those are their real names.

 

[Alex]

and then Megan possibly stops seeing you, dilemma hmm


Just try and find out if Joy is actually interested in you relationship wise and see if she's not just using the other guy for a sport fuck

 

[Nate DaMac]

Oh I already know otherwise. She flat out told me that she wants to get back with him, and she fucking begs him everyday. He's sportfucking her. The dude is a bonafide "Bitch *****."
Doesn't take care of his kid, treats her like shit, and he just uses her for ass and to get money. She still does it though. I've determined already that she's a no go, I'm not willing to put myself on the line to try to fix a stupid bitch like that.

 

[Alex]

Lol she becomes more and more ******ed the more you post about her. If she wants to get with the guy, now would possibly be the best time to get with Megan as Joy can't really hold a grudge if she was after someone else at this point

 

[secret titan]

You must go with the Meg at this point. (and take pictures)

If she's still talking to you and wants to hook up, then she doesn't really care what Joy thinks.

 

[Nate DaMac]

You wouldn't wanna see pictures homie. Go look up Whale mating if that's what you're into. I know Meg is ultimately the one I want, but it's not my dilemma. She doesn't want to fuck her friend over, and I'm trying to convince her to do it anyway. Feels a bit selfish.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Are you in a relationship with the ugly girl? If so, stay with her...eventually you'll fuck her over and over again. With the better looking girl, you'll fuck her once, maybe twice, and then be sent on your way.

You make a very good point and if you make a good point and it could end both relationships. I agree with Slyfox all the way.

 

[Nate DaMac]

You make a very good point and if you make a good point and it could end both relationships. I agree with Slyfox all the way.

Not sure what you're getting at here.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Follow these steps..

(1.) Get them together, and lay it out. (Line them up, side by side, so you can get a better comparison.)

(2.) Ask which one would give you anal. (this is the most important quality in a relationship thats worth keeping.)

(3.) Ask which one would potentially leave you. (second most)

(4.) Look straight in the Ugly one's face, smile, and ask the better looking one if she can match doing everything that one would do.

(5.) Final step.. Go with the better looking one.

The beauty of ugly chics.. there's a ton, and they're always looking for anyone to be with them. You miss your chance with one, you have 12 more lining up in donut shops waiting for you to give them the cream filling they're dying for.