[Official] X Marks the Spot: Xfearbefore Xclusive Thread

[Goliath Uterus]

That sounds splendid

 

[Coco]

The recording was supposedly made a month into what Wikipedia claims to be a break in her porn career at the request of her then boyfriend so that she could return to school. So if she's getting back in front of the camera that soon, then perhaps there is some Satanic possession involved.

I'm not on one side of the argument or the other. I'm just saying that we should all be open to the idea that Eva Angelina had a demonic force inside of her.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Eva Angelina had a demonic force inside of her.

Too easy.

 

[Coco]

I wouldn't be shocked to learn that she is.

 

[Барбоса]

Fuck... fuck... fuck... fuck... FUCK!!!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ok, so anyway. Dream with you in it last night. Not the kind I usually have with you in it, much different.

Basically, you and I are being stalked by a predator and a mean mean lady. We have no idea why, but yea, fucker is totally trying to kill us. We use various means of escape, including the use of drugs, once to lower our body temps due to depression, another time with crack cocaine and hugging inside of a burning building (no, seriously) to throw off the single heat signature of a single body.

We try to fight it, but its a fucking predator and shit, so, hard to kill. We eventually, the Predator figures out that the lady is controlling him through this magic vapor smoke stuff, and gets pissed, and then is on our side, helping us fight her, and ninja robots.

We ended up winning right before my alarm went off.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

OH. MY. GOD.

 

[Барбоса]

Predator meets Robocop 3 in NorCal's mind

 

[Via Armbar]

Ok, so anyway. Dream with you in it last night. Not the kind I usually have with you in it, much different.

Basically, you and I are being stalked by a predator and a mean mean lady. We have no idea why, but yea, fucker is totally trying to kill us. We use various means of escape, including the use of drugs, once to lower our body temps due to depression, another time with crack cocaine and hugging inside of a burning building (no, seriously) to throw off the single heat signature of a single body.

We try to fight it, but its a fucking predator and shit, so, hard to kill. We eventually, the Predator figures out that the lady is controlling him through this magic vapor smoke stuff, and gets pissed, and then is on our side, helping us fight her, and ninja robots.

We ended up winning right before my alarm went off.

Man, haven't we all been there.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Ok, so anyway. Dream with you in it last night. Not the kind I usually have with you in it, much different.

Basically, you and I are being stalked by a predator and a mean mean lady. We have no idea why, but yea, fucker is totally trying to kill us. We use various means of escape, including the use of drugs, once to lower our body temps due to depression, another time with crack cocaine and hugging inside of a burning building (no, seriously) to throw off the single heat signature of a single body.

We try to fight it, but its a fucking predator and shit, so, hard to kill. We eventually, the Predator figures out that the lady is controlling him through this magic vapor smoke stuff, and gets pissed, and then is on our side, helping us fight her, and ninja robots.

We ended up winning right before my alarm went off.

And this is the Plot for the latest spinoff in the Predator series:

NorCal vs. Predator (2012).

 

[Macca]

You need to ring up Ron Howard.

He'll do that shit properly and get a physical specimen with enough emotion to portray you Norcal.

As for X, it's not like Jonah Hill's up to much these days..

 

[J-Dogg]

X, what's your favorite song off of Life of Leisure?

Shit someone else who knows the album.

"New Theory". It makes my ears orgasm.

Mine too, it has a pleasant vibe to it.

Ok, so anyway. Dream with you in it last night. Not the kind I usually have with you in it, much different.

Basically, you and I are being stalked by a predator and a mean mean lady. We have no idea why, but yea, fucker is totally trying to kill us. We use various means of escape, including the use of drugs, once to lower our body temps due to depression, another time with crack cocaine and hugging inside of a burning building (no, seriously) to throw off the single heat signature of a single body.

We try to fight it, but its a fucking predator and shit, so, hard to kill. We eventually, the Predator figures out that the lady is controlling him through this magic vapor smoke stuff, and gets pissed, and then is on our side, helping us fight her, and ninja robots.

We ended up winning right before my alarm went off.

WTF, what is this the Apocalypse in 2012 meets Predator 1 and 2.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ok, so anyway. Dream with you in it last night. Not the kind I usually have with you in it, much different.

Basically, you and I are being stalked by a predator and a mean mean lady. We have no idea why, but yea, fucker is totally trying to kill us. We use various means of escape, including the use of drugs, once to lower our body temps due to depression, another time with crack cocaine and hugging inside of a burning building (no, seriously) to throw off the single heat signature of a single body.

We try to fight it, but its a fucking predator and shit, so, hard to kill. We eventually, the Predator figures out that the lady is controlling him through this magic vapor smoke stuff, and gets pissed, and then is on our side, helping us fight her, and ninja robots.

We ended up winning right before my alarm went off.

 

[X]

What the fuck? How did I miss that?

Was it a wet dream? Of course it was.

True story, my friends and I used to call this girl in our class "the Predator" in elementary school because of her dreadlocks. 15 years later my buddy's roommate brings this girl home, who is now his girlfriend. We kindly said hello, then excused ourselves to the next room to die of laughter and come up with hundreds upon hundreds of Predator jokes to make fun of his roommate with.

How was your Hallows Eve bro?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Good times. Ate cheesburgers, fucked the girlfriend a few times, handed out a lot of candy, watched football. Gorgeous day out, had all the windows open all day. The best of times, couldnt have asked about much better.

When I stepped outside and felt the cool air, and saw the ground orange with leaves, I thought of you <3

 

[X]

Good times. Ate cheesburgers, fucked the girlfriend a few times, handed out a lot of candy, watched football. Gorgeous day out, had all the windows open all day. The best of times, couldnt have asked about much better.

Sounds ace. No horror movies mang? Yeah it was kind of weird how Halloween fell on a Sunday this year, strange watching football on Halloween. Pats game didn't start until 4 either so it felt weird watching the game while kids were trick or treating and shit. Went out to a friend's party though, got very drunk, watched that Walking Dead show and passed out on my buddy's couch, still with my Jason mask on. Moderately fun night.

When I stepped outside and felt the cool air, and saw the ground orange with leaves, I thought of you <3

I fucking love the fall man. Next time your out walking around with all the orange leaves and the fall weather, throw this bad boy on your iPod and listen to it, it's spine-tinglingly-awesome.



I fucking LOVE doing that, every year.


Also, Dat Ass. Like holy christ almighty, dat.....azz.

Why did no one tell me this Kaitlyn chick had such a ridiculous body?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Bah Gawd that is an ass

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Probably the hottest diva there is

 

[X]

You should see some of these modeling pictures she did. How was she not let go while that other NXT chick was?

Oh, right. She's hot as fuck. Duh. No complaints here.

 

[The Crock]

H....O....L....Y.... SHIT! Sweet Moses what an ass.

 

[Барбоса]

My proposal for a book on the decline of Rome and Persia and the rise of Islam has been accepted!

Paid writer right here!

 

[X]

My proposal for a book on the decline of Rome and Persia and the rise of Islam has been accepted!

Paid writer right here!

Lucky bastard. Congrats. Now be careful, as you may have a fatwa put on your head for such writing.


Can't stop listening to Cudi's new album. So good. So. Good.

Time to go vote for people I don't care about!

 

[Hyorinmaru]

We don't talk much any more X what's new?

 

[Барбоса]

Lucky bastard. Congrats. Now be careful, as you may have a fatwa put on your head for such writing.

Yeah, I may have to consult some Islamic scholars to make sure I don't offend anyone when I approach the words and deeds of the Prophet and the Sunni/Shi'ite schism.

Cannot wait to start writing

 

[X]

We don't talk much any more X what's new?

Job-hunting, desperately wishing I could find some weed.

Yeah, I may have to consult some Islamic scholars to make sure I don't offend anyone when I approach the words and deeds of the Prophet and the Sunni/Shi'ite schism.

Cannot wait to start writing

Ihateyourfacewhywon'tyouloveme.