[Official] X Marks the Spot: Xfearbefore Xclusive Thread

[HBK-aholic]

Pfft, you'd enter my room and see the HBK playgirl spreadsheet on my wall and collapse to your knees in ecstasy immediately. We'd watch nothing but HBK matches from 94-97 and roll around in yum yum happiness.





So yeah, I'm totally sober tonight obviously. Duh. OBVIOUSLY. Nagger.

size=1]Too much whiskey. [/size]

I'd jump on you. Mmm sexy. NorCal would need to be there to drag me off of you. Then I'd jump on him, and, well you get the picture. This is going to be fun.

 

[X]

I'd jump on you. Mmm sexy. NorCal would need to be there to drag me off of you. Then I'd jump on him, and, well you get the picture. This is going to be fun.

My face upon reading that:

 

[Mighty NorCal]

By "this shit" do you mean your current girl?

Nah, I meant what I do. I re-enlisted while I was away.

 

[X]

Ahhh, I can see how that could possibly throw a wrench in your future planning my good man.


Just started watching Summerslam 1999. Used to LOVE this show when I was a kid.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Why would he need the current girl when he can have us, X?

 

[X]

I am not afraid to admit that I---FUCKING---L0VE---D'LO----BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[X]

Why would he need the current girl when he can have us, X?

Pfft, hell if I know Beccers. Norcalvin don't swing my way though, so it'd be you two while sit in the corner and cry and eat ice cream sadly.


Of course...there is always rape.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Pfft, hell if I know Beccers. Norcalvin don't swing my way though, so it'd be you two while sit in the corner and cry and eat ice cream sadly.


Of course...there is always rape.

even if I dont get down that way, there is always the tag team titles to be won. You wouldnt have to sit in the corner with ice cream. Tag team or gauntlet match, whatever

 

[Via Armbar]

Rape? D'lo Brown? I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about but sign me up.

 

[X]

even if I dont get down that way, there is always the tag team titles to be won. You wouldnt have to sit in the corner with ice cream. Tag team or gauntlet match, whatever

Literally just laughed as loudly as I think I ever have for about 5 minutes andtotally spit up my drink I was sipping on.


<3 Norcal <3 Becca <3 WZ

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Literally just laughed as loudly as I think I ever have for about 5 minutes andtotally spit up my drink I was sipping on.


<3 Norcal <3 Becca <3 WZ

We could buy the replica belts and walk into the room with them

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ahhh, I can see how that could possibly throw a wrench in your future planning my good man.

I just couldn't walk away dude. i am a fucking weird, weird person when it comes to this shit. Like, I don't think I could be here, and know that others are doing that shit, and that I wasn't. Like, when I see atrocities on TV, it feels like I take it personally or some shit.

As fucking ridiculously fun and awesome going to school and shacking with you or rickyman would be, I know I would never be able to live that life as opposed to this one.

 

[HBK-aholic]

even if I dont get down that way, there is always the tag team titles to be won. You wouldnt have to sit in the corner with ice cream. Tag team or gauntlet match, whatever

We could buy the replica belts and walk into the room with them

Did I just die?

 

[X]

I just couldn't walk away dude. i am a fucking weird, weird person when it comes to this shit. Like, I don't think I could be here, and know that others are doing that shit, and that I wasn't. Like, when I see atrocities on TV, it feels like I take it personally or some shit.

As fucking ridiculously fun and awesome going to school and shacking with you or rickyman would be, I know I would never be able to live that life as opposed to this one.

Like I said the other day man, more and more you remind of that flick the Hurt Locker. You're a good man.

Did I just die?

Damn skippy. Now get ready for a slice of HEAVEN PIE damnit.

Norcal, you grab the thongs, I'll grab the seductive mid-90s R&B music.

For realzy reals though Becca, you come to the states all bets are off damnit

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Like I said the other day man, more and more you remind of that flick the Hurt Locker. You're a good man.




Damn skippy. Now get ready for a slice of HEAVEN PIE damnit.

Norcal, you grab the thongs, I'll grab the seductive mid-90s R&B music.

For realzy reals though Becca, you come to the states all bets are off damnit

I laughed so fucking hard at that people at work looked at me like I was on drugz

 

[NSL]

I could almost hear X's heart breaking when EY opened up a big ol' can off whoop ass on Waltman.

It brought a tear to my eye :')

 

[X]

I could almost hear X's heart breaking when EY opened up a big ol' can off whoop ass on Waltman.

It brought a tear to my eye :')

Actually I loved it. That was the only time in my life I've ever marked out for Eric Young. He can be taken MUCH more serious with his new short hair, leather jacket look he's got going.

 

[NSL]

Actually I loved it. That was the only time in my life I've ever marked out for Eric Young. He can be taken MUCH more serious with his new short hair, leather jacket look he's got going.

I can't quit you...

 

[X]

<3

Pornstar thread. Go. Now.



How art thou on this lovely day NSL? You watch Impact last night?

 

[NSL]

<3

Pornstar thread. Go. Now.

Will do.

How art thou on this lovely day NSL? You watch Impact last night?

Does Becca love HBK?

 

[X]

What'd you think of the show matey?

 

[NSL]

What'd you think of the show matey?

It had it's ups and downs. It certainly wasn't what they "needed", but it wasn't a mess either. Would have been much better if Pope was healthy and fought Wolfe, and the Beautiful People didn't win the tag titles.

Angelina will keep feuding with them, but who the hell is her partner going to be? Tara will be busy with Daffney, Taylor/Sarita have turned in to Cryme Tyme, and Hamada is MIA without Kong it seems.

 

[X]

Really? I thought they did EXACTLY what they needed to do. They showcased everything a wrestling fan wants to see---good X-Division wrestling, hardcore brawling, tits and ass, major debuts, a ton of familiar (and still young) faces, women who can actually wrestle, blood and profanity. Shit that was like a blueprint of everything your average casual wrestling fan wants to see on a wrestling show.

 

[NSL]

Really? I thought they did EXACTLY what they needed to do. They showcased everything a wrestling fan wants to see---good X-Division wrestling, hardcore brawling, tits and ass, major debuts, a ton of familiar (and still young) faces, women who can actually wrestle, blood and profanity. Shit that was like a blueprint of everything your average casual wrestling fan wants to see on a wrestling show.

I'm not saying it wasn't. But, for all the women that were there and could wrestle, they gave it to the 3 that are mostly a walking set of tits, as long as Lacey is around.

And if Dinero was healthy, and we got to see that match, it would have been much better than seeing Hulk/Abyss v Styles/Flair twice. Abyss really should have just gone nuts and started wrapping everyone in barbwire, brought out a bag of busted glass and tacks, and given AJ that Black Hole Slam right onto it.

It's a "B-" show, only because it could have been an easy "A", and they needed an "A+".

 

[X]

Meh, I disagree, thought it was an A show from start to finish. I didn't mind the tag match at all, it was just a fun little wild hardcore brawl, shit that was a better match than the main event of Raw was.