[Official] X Marks the Spot: Xfearbefore Xclusive Thread

[The Doctor]

I might try and convince my Dad to put a Blu Ray player downstairs so I can move the PS3 upstairs and maybe get another HDTV. The internet doesn't extend far enough downstairs for the PS3. Very upsetting.

Did you hear my awesome news, X?

 

[X]

What news is that Doc?

 

[The Doctor]

It is entirely possible that I may be getting a girlfriend, and if not that, then a really good friend who is a girl.

 

[X]

It is entirely possible that I may be getting a girlfriend, and if not that, then a really good friend who is a girl.

Awesome. Trust me when I tell you, go for it. Even if you're frightened to go for the kiss or something, just tell your brain to shut the fuck up, and go for it. One of the biggest regrets in my life was not acting on that with one of my best friends...I remember her telling me a few years ago she used to have a huge crush on me and if I had only went for it...and the irony was that I was totally in love with her back then. Fucking epic fail for me.

Trust me, GO FOR IT.

Oh FTS I wish you were at my crib right now, fuck I wish ALL OF YA'LL were at my crib right now. I just picked up a zip of some fucking INSANE AK-47 FTS, shit is absolute fire, I just put a bud up to the light and the crystals nearly fucking blinded me.

Just poured myself a drink, packin' some of this AK-47...I'm about to have a much better night.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I'm drunk already. I'm getting ready to go downtown.

 

[X]

Fuck that shit you punk ass beeyatch. Fuck the outside world, spark a blunt and talk shit with me on here. It's Saturday, it's pouring rain all day, my girl is out of town, and I'm starting to get a serious buzz.

I'm bored as fuuuuuck...

 

[FromTheSouth]

Yeah...Ms. Rhode Island is downtown. So is Ms. Blonde McAwesometits, along with Legs O'Suckadick.

Plus, I think I have a friend in town. He called me earlier and said he was getting close, but now he won't answer his fucking phone to tell me where he is.

 

[Milkyway!]

Fuck that shit you punk ass beeyatch. Fuck the outside world, spark a blunt and talk shit with me on here. It's Saturday, it's pouring rain all day, my girl is out of town, and I'm starting to get a serious buzz.

I'm bored as fuuuuuck...

You can get on MSN and talk with me! I'm always fun! >.> None of my friends are on. Except Marquis. :\

 

[X]

Yeah...Ms. Rhode Island is downtown. So is Ms. Blonde McAwesometits, along with Legs O'Suckadick.

Plus, I think I have a friend in town. He called me earlier and said he was getting close, but now he won't answer his fucking phone to tell me where he is.

All right well if Ms. Rhodey is downtown, go to it my man. Get some of that Rhodey lovin' mang, there ain't none like it

Seriously though...the girls here are pretty fuckin' wild. I love it.

You can get on MSN and talk with me! I'm always fun! >.> None of my friends are on. Except Marquis. :\

I'm on now. Cuntface. Don't make me lag or I'll murder your unborn children.

So am I the only motherfucker that watched the USC-Ohio St. game or what? GREAT fuckin' game that was. Trojans all the way. Nah, not really, I'm a BC man through and through.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I know about Rhode Island girls now.... She drug me down to a bar to see "wet titties."


Apparently Billy the Kid was a tranny. Discuss.

 

[FromTheSouth]

All right well if Ms. Rhodey is downtown, go to it my man. Get some of that Rhodey lovin' mang, there ain't none like it

Seriously though...the girls here are pretty fuckin' wild. I love it.



I'm on now. Cuntface. Don't make me lag or I'll murder your unborn children.

So am I the only motherfucker that watched the USC-Ohio St. game or what? GREAT fuckin' game that was. Trojans all the way. Nah, not really, I'm a BC man through and through.

Fuck USC.

 

[X]

I know about Rhode Island girls now.... She drug me down to a bar to see "wet titties."


Apparently Billy the Kid was a tranny. Discuss.

What about Billy the Kid? Huh?

Get MSN FTS. It'd make this jibber jabber easier.

Fuck USC.

I'm just a fan of Pete Carroll. What do you expect man I'm a New England boy!

 

[FromTheSouth]

I have MSN. I don't like it.


Man, my friends may be trannies too. They take forever to get ready.

 

[CH David]

Hey X...

 

[X]

Hey X...

Hey Davey Havok, how you holdin' up man?

 

[CH David]

I'm doing alright. I went to my brothers belated 30th birthday party, and that helped a little bit. But I'm still bummed as fuck. I can't repeat how great of a kid he was. Only 19, and he would have been 20 on Tuesday. It fucking sucks X.

 

[jmt225]

Boondock Saints is a gigantic piece of shit and it's director is quite possibly the biggest asshole in the history of Hollywood, as well as just being a big fat piece of shit excuse for a human being. Oh and he's a racist as well.

Fuck Boondock Saints, Fuck Troy Duffy, and Fuck his pointless sequel to his already terrible excuse for a film.

This is why I love you. I also cannot stand this film, and I'm glad to see I'm finally not alone with that opinion.

Have you ever seen Overnight? So awesome, and shows Duffy's douchery to the fullest.

And the Midnight Express is losing to the Dudleys because people are fucking idiots Lariat, duh. This happens every year during every tournament. Shit I remember in the first ever WZ tournament AJ Styles went over Hulk Hogan in a ladder match. Can't complain though, I voted for AJ in that match up too

Midnight Express Revolutionizing Tag Team Wrestling > The Dudley's shouting catchphrases and powerbombing 80 year old women through tables. I'll take any one of the ME's tag title reigns over all of the Dudley's combined.

You're killing me here though, X. Seriously, you're confusing the Midnight Express with the Freebirds and the Rock 'N Roll Express.

But eh... I'll address this topic tomorrow in the tournament thread. I'm tired than a motherfucker; I don't even know why I'm on here right now.

 

[X]

This is why I love you. I also cannot stand this film, and I'm glad to see I'm finally not alone with that opinion.

Have you ever seen Overnight? So awesome, and shows Duffy's douchery to the fullest.

Oh yeah, that film both sickened me and made me laugh my head off. Duffy is such a gigantic pile of shit. I originally thought the Boondock Saints was okay, nothing special, but after seeing that again, and watching the film again, I couldn't help but notice just how much of a pile of wank it is. It's like your meth head cousin got hopped up on industrial glue and decided to write a screenplay full of Tarantino ripoffs and violence he thought would look cool on screen. The plot is laughable, the dialogue is terrible, and even Willem Dafoe can't save that piece of trash.

You're killing me here though, X. Seriously, you're confusing the Midnight Express with the Freebirds and the Rock 'N Roll Express.

ME > Dudleys, all day, and all night brother. And you know that's coming from a hardcore ECW fan. But let's face it...the Dudley's haven't been good in a long time. A very long time. 2/3 falls against the Express in their prime...I don't think so. Not with Cornette out there mang.

But eh... I'll address this topic tomorrow in the tournament thread. I'm tired than a motherfucker; I don't even know why I'm on here right now.

Because you love me obviously. The WZ addiction is a serious problem.

 

[jmt225]

Oh yeah, that film both sickened me and made me laugh my head off. Duffy is such a gigantic pile of shit. I originally thought the Boondock Saints was okay, nothing special, but after seeing that again, and watching the film again, I couldn't help but notice just how much of a pile of wank it is. It's like your meth head cousin got hopped up on industrial glue and decided to write a screenplay full of Tarantino ripoffs and violence he thought would look cool on screen. The plot is laughable, the dialogue is terrible, and even Willem Dafoe can't save that piece of trash.

Exactly, man.

I'm so glad Boondocks Saints 2 never got off the ground. That guy just doesn't deserve it. He's a disgrace to the entire industry.

ME > Dudleys, all day, and all night brother. And you know that's coming from a hardcore ECW fan. But let's face it...the Dudley's haven't been good in a long time. A very long time. 2/3 falls against the Express in their prime...I don't think so. Not with Cornette out there mang.

I love Bobby Eaton and Jim Cornette, but I can't put them over the Dudleys. Like I said... tomorrow expect an epic post from me in that thread. I look forward to you picking it apart.

Because you love me obviously. The WZ addiction is a serious problem.

Haha... probably so.

I actually went to the LSU game tonight. First time in a couple of years. It was pretty fun. When I got home, me and a couple of friends watched every single Kimbo Slice fight over the internet, lol. Why? I don't know, but we're all pretty pumped for TUF 10 this Wednesday. We also watched a few Soulja Boy videos after them pestering me about it, and I have to admit... the dude's gotten A LOT better since Ice T called his ass out. I can't believe I'm saying that. But shit... I'm downloading some of his shit right now to burn and bump in my car tomorrow.

But tell me X, is that TheNextVinceRusso thread worth reading through? It's long as hell, and I was wondering if it's entertaining enough for me to check out tomorrow?

 

[X]

Exactly, man.

I'm so glad Boondocks Saints 2 never got off the ground. That guy just doesn't deserve it. He's a disgrace to the entire industry.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Boondocks Saints 2 IS being made. There's a trailer out already.

I love Bobby Eaton and Jim Cornette, but I can't put them over the Dudleys. Like I said... tomorrow expect an epic post from me in that thread. I look forward to you picking it apart.

Should be fun!

Haha... probably so.

I actually went to the LSU game tonight. First time in a couple of years. It was pretty fun. When I got home, me and a couple of friends watched every single Kimbo Slice fight over the internet, lol. Why? I don't know, but we're all pretty pumped for TUF 10 this Wednesday. We also watched a few Soulja Boy videos after them pestering me about it, and I have to admit... the dude's gotten A LOT better since Ice T called his ass out. I can't believe I'm saying that. But shit... I'm downloading some of his shit right now to burn and bump in my car tomorrow.

But tell me X, is that TheNextVinceRusso thread worth reading through? It's long as hell, and I was wondering if it's entertaining enough for me to check out tomorrow?

Nice, LSU game, sounds fun. Who'd they play? And yeah I'm pumped for TUF too man. And Soulja Boy? Maybe you should recommend me some of what you're listening to in here.

The thread is worth checking out if you enjoy reading spastic children assault a keyboard.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Oh X no.... damnit man... that man crush I had for you is fading away with you tearing apart of Boondock Saints. I could care less about Troy Duffy, he's a pile of shit as far as I am concerned, but I admit I am one of those cult members who looooooove Boondock Saints, I just think it is a awesome movie. I can't really say why I love it, other than I just love it, I think it's great.

 

[jmt225]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Boondocks Saints 2 IS being made. There's a trailer out already.

Well.... shit. Hopefully it flops hardcore.

Nice, LSU game, sounds fun. Who'd they play? And yeah I'm pumped for TUF too man.

Vanderbilt, in a rainy game. LSU didn't play that well, but they still won 23-9.

And Soulja Boy? Maybe you should recommend me some of what you're listening to in here.

I know, man. Trust me.... I went in closed-fucking-minded, but I couldn't help but love the grown-up, 'Gangsta' Soulja Boy. Even though I'm sure he's fake as fuck, I just have a soft spot for gangsta rap. Always have.

Anyway, this first one here goes SUPER hard. The rest are really good too, in my opinion, but it was this first one that completely blew me away.

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[FromTheSouth]

The bar sucked. I never should have left the house. I could have just called the girl and told her to come back without having to go pay for booze. Now I have to wait half an hour.

Entertain me until I can get some ass.

 

[X]

The bar sucked. I never should have left the house. I could have just called the girl and told her to come back without having to go pay for booze. Now I have to wait half an hour.

Entertain me until I can get some ass.

Is she trapped in a rip in the space-time continuum?

I'm bored. So I'm listening to Maiden.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Nah, she wants to stay down there for a bit with her girlfriends. Then she's coming over.