[Official] X Marks the Spot: Xfearbefore Xclusive Thread

[X]

Tell her to call you xfear in the act

 

[FromTheSouth]

I hope I can just get a blowjob and go to bed without too much effort. Texans kill the Jets, starting at noon.

 

[Ty Burna]

Wooooooo I"m drunkk, guess what I waQS drinking tonigtht, hintA: snoop dogg made a song about it.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Gin and Juice?


I tend to drink gin and tonic.

 

[X]

White Russians?!

I picked up a zip of some AK-47 earlier. Simply redonkulous.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Tell her to call you xfear in the act

For some reason, I imagine that you wear a Zorro mask during sex, and then nut in the shape of an X across her face, much like Zorro's Z.

 

[Razor]

Boondock Saints is a gigantic piece of shit and it's director is quite possibly the biggest asshole in the history of Hollywood, as well as just being a big fat piece of shit excuse for a human being. Oh and he's a racist as well.

Fuck Boondock Saints, Fuck Troy Duffy, and Fuck his pointless sequel to his already terrible excuse for a film.

It wasn't that bad. Any movie with a cat being shot by a drunkard's rant is hilarious.

It'll probably please you that Willem Dafoe refused to do the sequel then.

 

[Ty Burna]

That would be correcte, fuckk for 2.75 a drink I couldn't apss it up. I shouldn't have started drininmg at noon like i did.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I should rub one out so I can last long enough to make her jaw sore as punishment for making me wait.

 

[FromTheSouth]

For some reason, I imagine that you wear a Zorro mask during sex, and then nut in the shape of an X across her face, much like Zorro's Z.

How did this not get a reaction?

 

[Ty Burna]

How did this not get a reaction?

Ahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaahhhhh

THere ya go.

 

[X]

How did this not get a reaction?

We were all quietly acknowledging it's truth. I'm the lucha libre Zorro of the sex world.

 

[FromTheSouth]

We were all quietly acknowledging it's truth. I'm the lucha libre Zorro of the sex world.

So, your partner doesn't have to tag in? Just a bunch of random body splashes with no real point? Or do you have a midget dressed just like called Xfearito, that comes out of nowhere to help?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Serena Williams got what she fucking deserved. That stupid bitch whines and cries about everythng, never takes responsibility for her failures, and it all caught up with her. That stupid fucking bitch!!!!

 

[FromTheSouth]

We were all quietly acknowledging it's truth. I'm the lucha libre Zorro of the sex world.

So, your partner doesn't have to tag in? Just a bunch of random body splashes with no real point? Or do you have a midget dressed just like called Xfearito, that comes out of nowhere to help?

Fucking clocks.

 

[Ty Burna]

X what up? FTS what up man? Hope y'all had a goodnight like i did.

 

[FromTheSouth]

My night will be getting better in ten minutes.

 

[FromTheSouth]

All right boys!@!!! Lady on the way......

Goodnight.

 

[Ty Burna]

Peace out FTS, enjoy yo self.

 

[X]

Sorry went for another 3AM walk haha.

Have a good one boys. Think I'll pass out myself. I'm not feeling very good.

 

[C.M.]

I should rub one out so I can last long enough to make her jaw sore as punishment for making me wait.

You do taht to?
I od thta shti all teh tiem

 

[Milkyway!]

Spoiler: picture

Should I make it my sig? Should I?

 

[C.M.]

No

 

[X]

Just know that I'll never speak to you again Milk.

 

[Milkyway!]

Just know that I'll never speak to you again Milk.

If I make it my sig? Or because I showed you the picture?