God, making my pick was fucking hard. I really struggled to make this decision. I was thinking that maybe I should ensure that the modern day Rockers - the Motor City Machine Guns, duh - would get a place in this. Some would say they haven't experienced enough success, in which case I'd go back to the Rockers comparison. I'd then go on to say how they're dangerously original and have come close to spoiling me with their incredibly entertaining and original wrestling skills. Not to mention what Shelley brings to the mic, and what Sabin has the possibility to. I'd then mention how popular they are on these boards and, no matter how far they got, how they'd draw in the posters and we could have a good ol' fashioned discussion. But no, I chose someone else.
I then thought, hey, what about a comparatively obscure team? Maybe I could be one of the cool kids and go about old school. What about the Hollywood Blondes - "Stunning" Steve Austin and "Flyin'" Brian Pillman. A team who I have massive respect for. I don't think others have nearly enough, and there's just not enough awareness. Add to that they experienced just enough success to warrant being entered in and you may just have the perfect choice... But nope. As blond as they were, there were just better choices for me.
Inevitably, I came to thinking about Kurt Angle. Just as inevitably, I came to think about the man who - quite rightfully - causes massive controversy whenever he rears his head - Chris Benoit. It took me a little while to link the two but I just about did; weren't they a tag team for a little while a few years back? Why, yes they were. Collectively, they were known as... Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit. They were pretty damn good for the time they were together to, and held the first ever SmackDown! tag titles. But no, as much as I don't mind not being one of the cool kids, I can't be a complete loner either. This team is just what their name suggests - two individuals, not really a tag team. They'll hopefully find themselves in eventually anyway. They can't be my pick though. AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels experienced a similar fate, but hopefully they'll find their way in too.
No, for my pick, I played it safe... Yet went to the very edge of insanity...
SIMULTANEOUSLY! Perhaps I'll be applauded for my bravery, or told off for being a fucking idiot. I decided to play to my strengths and play away from my weaknesses. After all, I am the greatest TNA moderator of all time (no offense Sparky) and I have a really, really shit memory, so try to stick to current issues when debating. So who better to be my pick than...
The Latin American Xchange - Homicide and Hernandez
They have everything I need in a tag team, they really do. To combat some of the idiotic arguments I've experienced before, we have a manager - either Konnan or Salinas and Hector Guerrero, we've got a signature weapon (a fork!? Holy shit!), we've got all the ingredients of a great tag team. And they
are a great tag team, make no mistake. A top tier tag team, in my honest opinion. Jake once said TNA's tag team division wasn't anything to write home about. Well, obviously not Jake, who writes home about wrestling? But if I were forced to write home about a tag team (y'know, sort of gun to my head situation) then this would be the one, undoubtedly. This team has something which not many others do, a secret weapon, if you will. It's something which many of the uniform-matching, synchronised tag teams already entered into this tournament don't have. Versatility. A big man and a little man. Either can take you to the mat, jump off the top of a cage, toss you over the ropes or, alas, stick a fork into your head - obviously, they work great together as well. That helps eliminate many weaknesses which most other teams possess in this tournament. We won't be having any "Fuck! What are the odds they'd get
that match!?" moments with these guys, I assure you. If I weren't so sure most members were looking for an "old school" team to back, I'd tip these guys as a hot favourite. As it is, I'm hopeful they'll get far.
However, I still urge you to back the following teams and get them in the tournament and hopefully beyond:
- AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels
- The Hollywood Blonds
- The Motor City Machine Guns
- Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit