NXT Invasion Thing To Stop Being Fun In... 3... 2...

[Coco]

Not going to start on Dallas, my vocabulary of insults is simply too limited to start.

Try.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Try.

Okay, here it goes.

Why the fuck would anybody promote that untalented dick to the main roster? Hes sucked any and all life out of everything he touches on NXT. Nobody cares who he is, what hes doing or where he's going. Chances are hes still employed simply due to his father pulling strings in the back because anybody who can suck the excitement from any moment they appear in doesn't belong on an episode of "Days of Our Lives" forget Raw or Smackdown who already has to deal with several talents who fit under the same category. His face looks like it was squashed with a frying pan, the fact his once fatter brother is now the star of the family despite once being the easily forgettable Husky Harris further degrades him and somebody tell me what's with the tights?

See, that doesn't even skim the tip of the iceberg, I'm just not cut out to verbally assault Bo Dallas. The overrated steaming pile of inbred dog shit that he is... my apologies to IRS and Bray though, their still cool.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Uh, yea. Bo Dallas is shit.