Noob PWNAGE

[Bentallica]

Good.

Colamania for WZCW Mayhem Championship #1 Contendership.

*Clears throat* He's gonna have some tight competiton for that spot, but I'm not saying any names...*Points to himself*

For a gym teacher? Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.

Nice School of Rock reference. I'm gonna have to rep you for that one, but I need to spread some first.

 

[BooCocky]

If teaching is so easy, how come everyone doesn't do it? If teaching is so easy, why don't YOU do it?

Teachers are the most underappreciated people in this world.

Fact.

With the job comes a lot of stress.

 

[Lil Wes]

Disagreed.

Fuck them.

 

[BooCocky]

you wanna have sex with Sly?

You sicko

 

[brahma62]

I wanna be a coach, so i know pretty much ima have to be a teacher unless i get a head coaching job.

Teachers put up with alot of crap. It's like putting up with customers while being a cashier, it prolly sucks the nuts.

 

[Slyfox696]

I wanna be a coach, so i know pretty much ima have to be a teacher unless i get a head coaching job.

And even that depends on the sport you coach and what state you are in. A lot of states REQUIRE you have a teacher certificate and teach classes to be a head coach. And, starting out, you're not likely to get a head coaching job.

One piece of advice I'll give you, that I was given by THE best professor I ever had. Don't ever figure up how much money you make per hour as a coach. It will seriously depress you.

Teachers put up with alot of crap. It's like putting up with customers while being a cashier, it prolly sucks the nuts.

It depends on the classes. I'm fortunate with my classes because I have small class sizes and the kids are pretty good kids, and they're bright. Plus, my class is different from a standard class, with much laxer rules. But, you get a bad class, and it's worse than customers while being a cashier, as the kids don't want to be there, and don't care what you say or do.

 

[BooCocky]

I coach baseball, and i am going to coach football this year. Yay me.

 

[Slyfox696]

I coach baseball, and i am going to coach football this year. Yay me.

What level?

 

[BooCocky]

pee wee.

thats like 8-10 year olds. I wanted the 12-13 yr old kids but they wouldnt let me. Said i was too young.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

pee wee.

thats like 8-10 year olds. I wanted the 12-13 yr old kids but they wouldnt let me. Said i was too young.

Er...sorry. Have fun.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[brahma62]

And even that depends on the sport you coach and what state you are in. A lot of states REQUIRE you have a teacher certificate and teach classes to be a head coach. And, starting out, you're not likely to get a head coaching job.

One piece of advice I'll give you, that I was given by THE best professor I ever had. Don't ever figure up how much money you make per hour as a coach. It will seriously depress you.

Yea, i read about that somewhere, alot of states do requite a teaching certificate. I asked a coach down here in Texas, and he doesn't have one so im guessing Texas is one of those states that doesn't require. The head Basketball coach does still have to teach class, as does the head track, golf, and baseball coaches. The football coach on the other hand does not, and that is what im planning on coaching. Yea, im pretty sure starting out i won't have a head coaching job, gotta earn my way up for that. And about the money per hour, alot of me just wants to coach because i love coaching, i mean if coaching pays for a roof over my head and food on my table, im fine. I'd rather get paid little doing something that i love, then get paid a crap-load doing a job that i freakin hate.

It depends on the classes. I'm fortunate with my classes because I have small class sizes and the kids are pretty good kids, and they're bright. Plus, my class is different from a standard class, with much laxer rules. But, you get a bad class, and it's worse than customers while being a cashier, as the kids don't want to be there, and don't care what you say or do.

Yea, it's good to have small classes with the gifted and talented students. I've seen those classes with the idiots and a-holes in there, ghetto as hell, no one will shut the hell up, it seems kind of useless sometimes to try to teach, gotta do it though.

 

[Slyfox696]

pee wee.

thats like 8-10 year olds. I wanted the 12-13 yr old kids but they wouldnt let me. Said i was too young.

That's cool. You have to start somewhere. I was just lucky enough to be asked by the new coach at my school after I graduated. I then volunteered my time with the junior high program, so I do a lot of coaching. All that combined has sort of made me the heir to the varsity job when the current coach steps down. Which I hope he doesn't do for a while, because I think he does a very good job.

Point being, you have to start somewhere, and if you seriously want to do it, jump in and go for it. It's the only way to move up.

 

[Slyfox696]

Yea, i read about that somewhere, alot of states do requite a teaching certificate. I asked a coach down here in Texas, and he doesn't have one so im guessing Texas is one of those states that doesn't require. The head Basketball coach does still have to teach class, as does the head track, golf, and baseball coaches. The football coach on the other hand does not, and that is what im planning on coaching.

Yeah, football in Texas is probably about the only job out there these days where you won't have to teach to have a job. Schools down there don't mind paying for a full-fledged football coach, because football is just that big. You don't find that anywhere else really.

Yea, im pretty sure starting out i won't have a head coaching job, gotta earn my way up for that. And about the money per hour, alot of me just wants to coach because i love coaching, i mean if coaching pays for a roof over my head and food on my table, im fine. I'd rather get paid little doing something that i love, then get paid a crap-load doing a job that i freakin hate.

Coaching is great. But, as an assistant to junior high basketball, head freshman coach, head JV coach, and assistant varsity coach, I made only about $3500. Suffice to say, I need more to have roof over my head.

 

[BooCocky]

That's cool. You have to start somewhere. I was just lucky enough to be asked by the new coach at my school after I graduated. I then volunteered my time with the junior high program, so I do a lot of coaching. All that combined has sort of made me the heir to the varsity job when the current coach steps down. Which I hope he doesn't do for a while, because I think he does a very good job.

Point being, you have to start somewhere, and if you seriously want to do it, jump in and go for it. It's the only way to move up.

Yeah i did this voluntarily. No one wants to do it, because the field and environment is pretty bad. It went from one of the best baseball environments in my community to one of the worse.

They asked me too do it last year when i was umpiring a game. I've been doing that for quite some time now.

 

[HBK-aholic]

If teaching is so easy, how come everyone doesn't do it? If teaching is so easy, why don't YOU do it?

Teachers are the most underappreciated people in this world.

I'm still at school therefore sorry but I hate every single one of you lol.
Actually 'gym' teachers are the best ones. I'll let you off

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Cola and I are pretty tight. I think that it will probably be ok. Sam, IC, or Justin could always delete a thread, too.

I F'N KNEW IT! Its okay, closets aren't meant to stay in for long.

 

[Shadowmancer]

Teachers are Fucking Underrated. I get the feeling that when I finish my BA up this year that I am going to do a Teaching course next year. I just Like History and Ancient History that much. I just don't want to teach the Treaty shit that we have to deal with in New Zealand. Does anyone know if Foreign Teachers degrees/Diplomas work in the US?

 

[Lil Wes]

And, starting out, you're not likely to get a head coaching job.

In Texas for football? It would take YEARS. Even in fucking 6 man.

 

[Slyfox696]

I'm still at school therefore sorry but I hate every single one of you lol.

Why do you have to hate your teachers because you're at school? That doesn't make sense.

Actually 'gym' teachers are the best ones. I'll get you off

No thanks. You can maybe get Will off, but it's not really my thing.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Why do you have to hate your teachers because you're at school? That doesn't make sense.

At the moment they all annoy me because they just go on and on and on about stuff I don't care about. But when I leave I'll appreciate it lol.

No thanks. You can maybe get Will off, but it's not really my thing.

I so meant let

 

[Father:_Polley]

you said let...it was changed in the quote. amusingly so though

 

[Jonny B]

I'd love Sly to be one of my teachers when I was at school, we could have talked wrestling all day.

 

[Slyfox696]

you said let...it was changed in the quote. amusingly so though

Shh....

I'd love Sly to be one of my teachers when I was at school, we could have talked wrestling all day.

I have a couple of students I already talk wrestling with. They think it's so cool that a teacher watches wrestling.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Get a real job!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yeah sell porn.