New Smackdown Superstar

[Y 2 Jake]

Alka-Seltzer "Speedy®" . He looks too small to be a wrestler imo.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/alkaseltzerspeedy/

 

[Sparky]

I saw that the other week. all i could think of is wtf? what does he have to do with wrestling?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Nothing. But WWE will have been paid enough money to just add him onto the superstars page.

 

[Sparky]

if so what a waste of money

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not in the slightest.

 

[Sparky]

suppose. Alka-seltzer for the next crusierwieght champion then?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He's a suitable replacement for painkillers.

 

[Sparky]

How so?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Obviously so.

 

[Darth Krawlie]

They've been doing this sort of thing for years. I'm sure some of you MUST have noticed by now.

 

[Father:_Polley]

If you can get money for sticking Alka-Seltzer on your site and no-one really notice it, great for business.

 

[Mr. TM]

He could partner with the Miz,... Miz and Fizz Connection?