Mysterio Porn!

[TheOneBigWill]

Your thread wasn't lame, just the posts in it.

Your a post in the thread, genius. You just technically called yourself lame. Wait, the thread itself is unofficially a post.

Holy shit, I'm diving WAY to far into thinking about this. Okay, I quit.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

yeah will leave the thinking to an Expert Like Wes

 

[TheOneBigWill]

yeah will leave the thinking to an Expert Like Wes

I'll leave the banning to an expert like Wes. I'll leave the learning the hard way to you.

 

[Lil Wes]

yeah will leave the thinking to an Expert Like Wes

I'm a great thinker with a intelligent mind, does that make me an expert? I think so.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I'm Just playing around. i figure anyone in the bar room can take some jokes just as well as they can give them.

Besides i really like it here

 

[Lil Wes]

Same here.

I sense you don't realize my sarcasm.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

well it is kind of hard to sense sarcasm online. but then again how was i to know if you were the type to take my sig seriously.

 

[Lil Wes]

Don't bad mouth Tony Romo or that will be me.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

How About Kevin Millwood?

 

[Total Impact]

This a post done in real time as I watch the porn video.

1. Nice touch with the green and red mask, real Mexico friendly of the young lady.

2. Not a dick watcher, but the guy dick is as small as hornswaggle. I mean the chick is given him head and that’s the best he can get. No wonder she is wearing a mask, she is embarrass to suck a dick that small.

3. Nice little tongue action.

4. Is that Vickie?

5. Deep throating this guy is not impressive at all.

6. She has man hands

7. He came in her mouth.

8. Off to watch Blonde **** with mask giving a good blowjob

Will, you have been reading too many of my post, because looking up masked porn is something I would do and post right here. I wonder if I could find a girl wearing a Bret Hart singlet getting boned?

 

[Total Impact]

Its not my fault wrestlers are people who have sex too. You had to know they did, howelse would Finlay of had Hornswoggle?



I can't even completely remember how I found youporn. I think it was here on the forum, someone was mentioning it. Its almost the only site I go to. Not very big into tons of porn sites. lol

I'm waiting for an Edge/Lita tape to surface. I know he speared her more than once. hahahaha

For great porn without all the hassel of paying you can visit some of my fav's:
Megarotic
Pornhub
Nicheflixxx if you like the sistas
Pornotube

Great porn if you ask me, heel if you want some from my personal stash, just ask me, I got form norm all the way to midgets! Sorry Little People!

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

What I want to know is why you were watching midget porn

Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Midget porn is THE SHIT! Hell, it's so hot that I damned near did a midget a few years back. But it was kinda creepy having a midget call me "daddy" all the time. So I passed. lol

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

This a post done in real time as I watch the porn video.

1. Nice touch with the green and red mask, real Mexico friendly of the young lady.

2. Not a dick watcher, but the guy dick is as small as hornswaggle. I mean the chick is given him head and that’s the best he can get. No wonder she is wearing a mask, she is embarrass to suck a dick that small.

3. Nice little tongue action.

4. Is that Vickie?

5. Deep throating this guy is not impressive at all.

6. She has man hands

7. He came in her mouth.

8. Off to watch Blonde **** with mask giving a good blowjob

Will, you have been reading too many of my post, because looking up masked porn is something I would do and post right here. I wonder if I could find a girl wearing a Bret Hart singlet getting boned?

Not to sounds like a perv, oh fuck it I AM a perv. But hey, what is the title of that clip? I don't have time to sift through all the porn on that site.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Will, you have been reading too many of my post, because looking up masked porn is something I would do and post right here. I wonder if I could find a girl wearing a Bret Hart singlet getting boned?

I know it'll come off corny and lame but...

Would she be the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be?

Not to sounds like a perv, oh fuck it I AM a perv. But hey, what is the title of that clip? I don't have time to sift through all the porn on that site.

Spawn, reread my opening post. I said the name of the clip. Its "masked blowjob." (I think I said it, anyways)

And whoever thinks people are pervs for watching porn is naive and stupid. Everyone in this world A.) watches porn B.) makes porn C.) Is very religious.

Whether they record it or not, they still make it. And anyone who has sex, yet claims porn is for pervs. is just plain stupid. Porn doesn't have to be for everyone, but...

Okay I'm defending porn way too much. I'll just stop. Porn = good stuff. (ask Wes, and whatever Wes says, is true. Its DAMN TRUE!)

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Yeah, porn is good. I don't really think there is a day that goes by when I'm not either making my own or watching it. I like Asian porn the best. "Oh Me So Horny". "Me Love you long time". lol

 

[Total Impact]

I know it'll come off corny and lame but...

Would she be the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be? QUOTE]

Thats pure funny right there.

She would be the Excellence of SEXecution .

And just like Montreal, She won’t know when the end is coming, she will get screwed and hopefully unlike Bret, she won’t spit when its over.(If have no idea on the last part could mean, go to youtube and watch the full video of what Bret did).

And to Spawn, I like ASian porn too, but I hate the blurry crap and the small breast.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Dude, aint nuthin better than "Itty Bitty Titty" porn. Makes for good Pearl Valley Rock Skipping on the money shot.

Note: For those unfamiliar with Pearl Valley Rock Skipping, it is when you shoot your load and it ricochets off of the aimed surface and lands in a big splash after clearing a nice bit of distance. lol