Mysterio Porn!

[TheOneBigWill]

Okay, so earlier today on youporn there happened to be a video titled "Masked Blowjob."

And when I noticed the small caption, with a still photo, I seen that it was indeed a Rey Mysterio mask!!! So I clicked the video to watch.

As I'm watching, I've come to the conclusion that.. Its obviously Rey's Wife, as the guy was well.. not big. So as I continue watching the video.. I somehow get his theme song stuck in my head.. and it ALL MAKES SENSE!

Have you ever listened to the lyrics?

"Booyaka, Booyaka, Sixty Nine! Booyaka, Booyaka, Sixty Nine, Booyaka, Booyaka, Sixty Nine! Booyaka, Booyaka, Sixty Nine, whatchu gonna do when I cum on you!"

Then I flat out lost it when he West Coast Popped her in the mouth.

True story.. the video was rather entertaining, infact, I seen a lot of high risk moves. ROFL

 

[C.M.]

*Goes to youporn*

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Will, you horrify me sometimes.

In a good way! XD

Flamse Out
Dragon

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I've always been more of a yuvutu.com man myself. But I will definitely go searchin for this one. lol

 

[Capt. Charisma]

What I want to know is why you were watching midget porn

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Will, you horrify me sometimes.

In a good way! XD

Flamse Out
Dragon

Its not my fault wrestlers are people who have sex too. You had to know they did, howelse would Finlay of had Hornswoggle?

I've always been more of a yuvutu.com man myself. But I will definitely go searchin for this one. lol

I can't even completely remember how I found youporn. I think it was here on the forum, someone was mentioning it. Its almost the only site I go to. Not very big into tons of porn sites. lol

I'm waiting for an Edge/Lita tape to surface. I know he speared her more than once. hahahaha

 

[TheOneBigWill]

What I want to know is why you were watching midget porn

I was a little horny?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Its not my fault wrestlers are people who have sex too. You had to know they did, howelse would Finlay of had Hornswoggle?

Why would you want to watch that?

*is horrified*

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I dont know man. I would love to see what kind of porn Beth Pheonix or Mickie James would make.

And all of us deep down inside want to see a porno of Triple H slipping Stephanie the Sledgehammer....















Or is that just me???

 

[Danmen001]

I dont know man. I would love to see what kind of porn Beth Pheonix or Mickie James would make.

And all of us deep down inside want to see a porno of Triple H slipping Stephanie the Sledgehammer....


Or is that just me???

I dont know about sledgehammer. Maybe a screwdriver.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Seriously, my brain might explode if Melina/Mickie ever happened.

Definitely would.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Seriously, my brain might explode if Melina/Mickie ever happened.

Definitely would.

Flames Out
Dragon

As in a good way or bad???

I know i would explode in more ways than that.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Good way.

Although on the other hand, it'd be bad for them, so it's bad and good.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Monkey_Mania]

You do know that mickie has posed naked before right???

If not check it out its totally worth your time.

Wait your 15 you do as you please i dont want to get in trouble for telling you to look at porn. LOL Or just call me TheOneBigMonkey HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Eternal Dragon]

LOL yes I know, and nah I'd rather never look at that.

Flames out
Dragon

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Ok as long as you know

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Monkey, you're about two steps behind. Dragon and I have already had the Mickie James = bad sex photos talk.

And sooner or later Batista & Melina will hit the internet. I'm just concerned with whether or not Batista botched putting the condom on, and finding the hole. ROFL

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Monkey, you're about two steps behind. Dragon and I have already had the Mickie James = bad sex photos talk.

And sooner or later Batista & Melina will hit the internet. I'm just concerned with whether or not Batista botched putting the condom on, and finding the hole. ROFL

Well he probably botched putting the condom on yes but since it is batista his sperm would probably botch themselves on the way out and batista is immune to STD's

As for finding the hole. Its Melina i imagine it being like the grand canyon. although id still hit it.

True Story

 

[Lil Wes]

Give me an L.

Give me an A.

Give me an M

Give me an E.

What's that spell? Lame. *Yaaaay*

 

[Monkey_Mania]

First Konnan Calls me a Mark now Wes is calling me lame.

Do i even deserve to be in this world.

And you want to talk about lame lets talk about the Texas Rangers

 

[Lil Wes]

Did I just get owned?

Wut?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Had to be done

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Give me an L.

Give me an A.

Give me an M

Give me an E.

What's that spell? Lame. *Yaaaay*

Gimme an S.

Gimme a T.

Gimme a U.

Gimme a P.

Gimme an I.

Gimme a D.

Whats that spell? Wes.

Seriously? I figured you of all people would've cracked up over the Mysterio porn thing. And surely the West Coast Popped in her mouth comment would've normally gotten a laugh outta you. This thread was my gift to you.. you're calling your gift, lame.

And you're calling it lame, in THE Lamest way possible, by spelling it out. Half the people on this forum can't even spell Wes.. do you realize to most of them, you just spelled out a new version of "LOL"?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Gimme an S.

Gimme a T.

Gimme a U.

Gimme a P.

Gimme an I.

Gimme a D.

Whats that spell? Wes.

Seriously? I figured you of all people would've cracked up over the Mysterio porn thing. And surely the West Coast Popped in her mouth comment would've normally gotten a laugh outta you. This thread was my gift to you.. you're calling your gift, lame.

And you're calling it lame, in THE Lamest way possible, by spelling it out. Half the people on this forum can't even spell Wes.. do you realize to most of them, you just spelled out a new version of "LOL"?

 

[Lil Wes]

Your thread wasn't lame, just the posts in it.