My roommate is drunk: Doc Goes To College
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Remy LaCroix
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Judio.
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I might just go extreme on you!!!!
Don't wanna mess with the Jews, they'll fuck your shit up.
Don't listen to them, tdigs! The movie ruled! Wright's direction was fanfuckingtastic. As a graphic artist, the visual effects were some of the best parts of the movie.
First class today. I'm up eating the cold pizza from last night, trying to wake up.
First class today. I'm up eating the cold pizza from last night, trying to wake up.
Stormtrooper
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congrats. 1 week in and you're already eating cold pizza.
And I think Jenks said it earlier in one of his racist posts (that are very humorous), but seriously considering trying to transfer rooms, if this guy is keeping you up at night. Especially if you have spoken to him about it, and he's still doing it. You have every right to not allow parties in the room.
That, or just do a heel turn, and not allow anyone in the room.
I'm not changing roommates. I may complain about how he comes in at night, but he's a really nice guy and I'd rather be woken up for five seconds than have an asshole for a roommate. I don't need a lot of sleep anyway.
So I survived my first day of classes. Luckily I only half one on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I did get homework which I need to do. And now I have to do things like go to some math lab when classes aren't even in...College is confusing. But fun!
So I survived my first day of classes. Luckily I only half one on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I did get homework which I need to do. And now I have to do things like go to some math lab when classes aren't even in...College is confusing. But fun!
Stormtrooper
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better the devil you know then the devil you don't, I guess?
1 class days are fun. I wish I had that during my college days, bu since I had like 8 different classes each semester (including one monday through friday) that never happened.
Wasn't the lab period built into your schedule?
Glad to hear your first day went good.
Oh, and I didn't know your roommate was a cool guy. Sounded to me like you had a problem. Though one thing you'll notice in college is that things change and people change. You need to address the warning signs early. You could have a roommate whose awesome for 2 weeks, and the person can be a nightmare the rest of the way.
Stormtrooper
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Doc, I hate to say this, but Jenks is actually right on this one.
I'm not saying he isn't cool now, but things could get ugly, especially when the schoolwork piles up.
I know, but I'm sure it'll be OK. Once schoolwork starts piling up won't he do it as well?
I'll be fine. I just need to stay crunchy.
I'll be fine. I just need to stay crunchy.
Stormtrooper
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not necessarily. Some people don't realize the importance of doing the work, and just try to have fun 100% of the time at college. These types of people don't last long at college. I'm not saying that your roommate is one of these types of personalities, but they exist. People don't have the self discipline do do the work, and they flunk out.
Remy LaCroix
Lou Thesz' Favorite Son
Thank gawd I decided to postpone college. I never did much of my work back in high school.
Haha, crunchy.
Haha, crunchy.
Just now I went to get a burrito from the burrito place, and just as I exited it started POURING with rain. I had to walk all the way back to my dorm and I'm completely soaked. And then I enter the room to see my roommate on his bed, watching iCarly, and singing along with the theme song. Now he's reciting the episode word for word.
...That's freaking EPIC. My and your roomie would get along.
The_Misson
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Remy LaCroix
Lou Thesz' Favorite Son
I'm watching iCarly too!
The_Misson
Occasional Pre-Show
But i will give u this on the Icarly girl. SHE CAN NOT SING AT ALL!!! Saw her on the Today show and all i have to say is dang she is terrible... that and i Lol'd at some of the guys who grabbed her boobs while she was making her way on stage.
Wouldn't you grab those tits?
The_Misson
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yes
but i found it quite funny cause it wasn't just like one or two people... it was like every other person was doing it, hell i even saw a few girls grab them.
OK, so, today I invited a girl to my dorm. Before you ask, no, nothing resembling sexy time happened at all. Well, she talked about how her bra was making weird noises and that Vickie Guerrero had "giant knockers" (I had NXT on at the time). I turned the channel to some makeover show because that's what she didn't mind watching, and we talked about college. She wants to become a drama teacher.
OK, here's where things get weird. Somehow (I think a text from her friend started this off) we got to discussing how she has a 15-inch-long blue penis that rolls up "like a Fruit RollUp" and that her friend told her to tell me that she just jizzed in her pants. We actually did math to find out how large the 15-inch blue penis would be when erect. Then I walked her back to her dorm and she hugged me.
Yeah.
OK, here's where things get weird. Somehow (I think a text from her friend started this off) we got to discussing how she has a 15-inch-long blue penis that rolls up "like a Fruit RollUp" and that her friend told her to tell me that she just jizzed in her pants. We actually did math to find out how large the 15-inch blue penis would be when erect. Then I walked her back to her dorm and she hugged me.
Yeah.
Lol, Doc is gonna have a girlfriend soon i can see it now, hey and you can bring payback on your disruptive roomate...by having sex with this girl while he tries to sleep.
The Holy One
What's really good?
Well it's a start and she seems like the type of girl that you can easily get along with.
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