My roommate is drunk: Doc Goes To College

[enterkey]

Wow, I'm a dick.

So just now after class I came across a fire-and-brimstone-preacher in the Quad telling us we were all going to Hell. The people there didn't seem to take to that message very well. He left to go do something, and I hopped up on his soapbox and started preaching like a black preacher, all flamboyantly, about grace and loving everyone. Security yelled at me to GTFO, so I did, but everyone applauded as I left.

I was eating Garden Tomato & Basil Lays the whole time and they were delicious.

Was his name Brother Jed by any chance?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

The Church Docology. I think I'd covert.

 

[The Bearded One]

Wow, I'm a dick.

So just now after class I came across a fire-and-brimstone-preacher in the Quad telling us we were all going to Hell. The people there didn't seem to take to that message very well. He left to go do something, and I hopped up on his soapbox and started preaching like a black preacher, all flamboyantly, about grace and loving everyone. Security yelled at me to GTFO, so I did, but everyone applauded as I left.

I was eating Garden Tomato & Basil Lays the whole time and they were delicious.

ou have those preachers at your school, too? I can't stand those guys. They were voted number 1 hated person in the school newspaper here.

But one time they did lead to something awesome. He called some chick a ****emonger. She got in his face and started yelling at him, but he kept calling her a ****emonger. So, for some reason, she started stripping off her clothers and got naked. She was pretty attractive, too. The police ended up escorting her away. Twas a good, good day.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

But one time they did lead to something awesome. He called some chick a ****emonger. She got in his face and started yelling at him, but he kept calling her a ****emonger. So, for some reason, she started stripping off her clothers and got naked. She was pretty attractive, too. The police ended up escorting her away. Twas a good, good day.

Oh wow. This...is fuckin' awesome! lol

 

[The Doctor]

Holy shit, there are like five people here, at one in the morning. I'm supposed to be asleep right now, but I got caught up in reading the whole Jadusable story. And then people randomly came in and aren't fucking leaving.

I have a class at 10!!

 

[enterkey]

Holy shit, there are like five people here, at one in the morning. I'm supposed to be asleep right now, but I got caught up in reading the whole Jadusable story. And then people randomly came in and aren't fucking leaving.

I have a class at 10!!

Thats nothing Doc, I consistently go to sleep around 2-4 every night even when I have a 9am. You just have to sack up and either throw the people out or have a damn good time with those random people.

 

[The Doctor]

Did KB ever find someone to end his cousin? Can that person come here, turn the rap off, and get them out so I can fucking sleep?

I really don't care about a song about swimming in pussy!

 

[enterkey]

Did KB ever find someone to end his cousin? Can that person come here, turn the rap off, and get them out so I can fucking sleep?

I really don't care about a song about swimming in pussy!

Now if it were to lead you to swimming in pussy literally that would be an entirely different story. Who wants to start a petition for Doc to get laid?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Man I hate that. One of my neighbors likes to play shit with alot of bass on the weekends, I work early on the weekends.

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah, this song won't lead to me getting laid, so I don't give a fuck.

I just want to go to bed, wake up at eight, eat my pizza, go to class, and WHAT THE FUCK MORE PEOPLE?!???!?!?!?!?

 

[The Doctor]

One of them is my roommate. I thought my roommate was already here.

He wasn't.

I am so confused right now. Make it stop.

 

[enterkey]

Yeah, this song won't lead to me getting laid, so I don't give a fuck.

Its unfortunate about the song, it is much better when taken literally.

I just want to go to bed, wake up at eight, eat my pizza, go to class, and WHAT THE FUCK MORE PEOPLE?!???!?!?!?!?

Wait you actually want to wake up and go to class? This sounds like some bizzaro world in which class is fun and all that...well I want to go to my class today but thats just because there's a hot bitch in there that I've been talking to as of late. It has been a good week full of meeting cute bitches for The Key

 

[The Doctor]

Mozz is trying to get me laid.

He's very close to succeeding.

 

[The Crock]

And Doc is hyperventilating.

 

[The Doctor]

I was, but it doesn't look like it's going to happen until the weekend. That's good, I suppose. I won't have to run to class...

 

[The Crock]

You'll have a week long erection though.